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Jennifer Lopez fans, listen up.

The music superstar is currently on tour, and THG will be handing out TWO FREE TICKETS to her concert this Friday, August 17, in Los Angeles, Calif.

All you have to do? Just follow two simple steps and join the fun. Winners are responsible for all travel costs, but the tickets are on us, if you:

  1. Register for The Hollywood Gossip or Log-In if you already have a THG account (ONLY REGISTERED USERS WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN).
  2. Submit your best caption(s) for the pic below, featuring Olympian McKayla Maroney looking unimpressed by J. Lo and Casper Smart!

That's it! Good luck!

UPDATE: Your winner is maluka5. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below and we will contact you about the prize momentarily.

McKayla Not Impressed With Casper

McKayla: Wow, that's Casper Smart? I hid in a car for this? Yeah... I'll just go back to liking One Direction and Bieber.

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Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias fans, listen up.

The pair of music superstars is currently on tour, and THG will be handing out TWO FREE TICKETS to their concert Saturday, August 11, in Anaheim, Calif.

All you have to do? Just follow these simple steps:

  1. Register for The Hollywood Gossip or Log-In if you already have an account (ONLY REGISTERED USERS ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN).
  2. Submit your best caption(s) for the pic below.

UPDATE: We have our winner! Gissel87! The winning entry appears below. We'll be contacting you momentarily about how to pick up the prize!

J. Lo and Marc Anthony Picture

Marc: Reunited and it feels so gooooood!
J. Lo: It's almost over. It's almost over.

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Welcome, readers, to another Olympic edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Yesterday's Olympics Caption Contest featured a torch-carrying will.i.am, with gymnast Alicia Sacramone before that. Follow the links to see who won!

Today's edition features Team Great Britain's #1 fans, Prince William and Kate Middleton, doing the wave at one of their home country's events.

What are they saying or thinking here? You tell us!

Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck to all!

UPDATE: Your winner is Percy, with honorable mentions going to Sam, Ty and Eileen. The winning entry appears below. Thanks for playing!

Kate Middleton, Prince William Wave

K: You can WAVE goodbye to the chance of getting any tonight after making me do this in front of a billion people!

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Welcome, readers, to another Olympic edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Yesterday's Olympic Caption Contest featured badass gymnast Alicia Sacramone. Follow the link to see who won that contest, then prepare for a new one!

This shot from before the opening ceremonies speaks for itself. At least we think it should. Given the chance to carry the torch, will.i.am ... does this.

What is he thinking or saying or doing? You tell us!

Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner tomorrow. Best of luck!

UPDATE: Your winner is Carstin. See below. Honorable mentions go out to TaraJo47807, Kristen and peaches. Thanks to all for playing!

will.i.am, Olympic Torch

*sending new tweet* Walking .000001 miles a minute carrying this heavy ass torch! Hope I don't sneeze or this place is gonna go "Boom Boom Pow!" *tweet sent successfully*

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Welcome, readers, to a special Olympic edition of THG's Caption Contest!

We just came across this picture, and well, it speaks for itself. At least we think it should. U.S. gymnast Alicia Sacramone is looking intense!

What is she thinking or saying during the floor exercise this week?

You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner tomorrow. Best of luck!

UPDATE: Your winner is Sheldon, with honorable mentions going to Becca O., Letty leones, Margaret Yoder. See winning entry below!

Alicia Sacramone Pic

"I feel like you're eyeballin' me, dawg! What! What! I don't like punk bitches eyeballin' me! You got beef? You got beef? You want some of this?"

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Welcome to the latest edition of THG's Caption Contest!

We're asking readers to put on their thinking caps and study the photo below, which is just screaming out for a hilariously witty caption, don't you think?

It features Jenny McCarthy looking shocked over a Playboy issue that features... Jenny McCarthy!

What is the blonde bombshell saying or thinking? YOU TELL US! Leave an entry in the Comments section below, do your best to keep it clean and we'll select a winner on Friday. Go to it - and good luck!

Jenny Caption Pic

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Pregnant Snooki is preparing hardcore for her impending arrival.

She's quit drinking, she's cut back on partying and she's no longer tanning. She's even getting practice with a stroller ... transporting a 30-pack of Coors Light.

If there were ever a picture worth 1,000 words ...

Snooki, Stroller, Beer

Sporting hot pink shades, a big brown shirt reading BOSS and her growing baby bump, Snooki looked more or less like her usual strollin' in Seaside Heights, N.J.

The beer was (hopefully) just a joke, or for one of her Jersey Shore cohorts.

"It's different because now I'm not drinking," said the star recently. "Pregnancy made me grow up a lot." Just wait until that little horny baby is born ...

Got a great caption for this amazing Snooki pic? Leave it as a comment below! We'll post our favorite one with the photo tomorrow!

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In Friday afternoon's THG Caption Contest, we asked you to come up with the best one for this fun pic of Justin Bieber sitting down with Barbara Walters.

You all had plenty of material to make up quality captions, and you delivered. Our winner is justine bieber ... who we're gonna guess is using an alias.

Either way, nice work! The winning entry appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Alyssa and TaraJo47807. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Justin Bieber and Barbara Walters

JB: One word about the sixteenth chapel and I will ruin your career.
BW: Bitch please.

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Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

We just came across this picture, and well, we'd love to have been a fly on the wall. But we can imagine what was said at least - in the form of your captions!

What are Justin Bieber and Barbara Walters thinking or saying?

You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck!

Justin Bieber and Barbara Walters

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In Thursday afternoon's THG Caption Contest, we asked you to come up with the best one for this absurd pic showing some guy covered in slabs of meat.

You had plenty of material to make up fun captions, and you certainly delivered. Our winner is Eli Quinn. Nice work! The winning entry now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Carrie, Lisa and Amanda. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

MEAT

Dear Gaga, I shall begin my journey to find you, and at last our eyes shall meat.