Caption Contest

We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: lucy lesbian. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the pic. Scroll down the page to read the full list of (hilarious) captions we received. Please come back and play every week!

Oh look, there's someone Bill hasn't f***ed.

We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: smart ass. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down the page to read the complete list of (hilarious) captions we received. Good luck again this week!

Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me... wait! I'm Britney bitch!

We welcome you, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this week's edition of the contest, featuring The Hills' lovely Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ...

It was quite a tough call, but we chose the caption sent in by Yvette. Great job! Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again this week!

Spencer learns that plastic DOES weigh more than the original. 

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition, featuring alleged singer / actress and annoying Cowboys fan, Jessica Simpson ...

"Is your end zone really THAT good?"

Welcome, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring a classy photo of the living-dead wreck known as Amy Winehouse.

It was a tough call, but we chose Brooke as the winner! Scroll down to see the winning reply (under the photo) as well as the full list of replies readers sent in. Then get ready for an all-new caption this week! Thanks to all for playing!

CIGARETTES... $5
TWO STEP T-SHIRT... $125
BEEHIVE WIG... $75

MAKING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES INTO EVERYDAY APPAREL ... PRICELESS!

Welcome back, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition of this fun contest.

With news of a Jessica Sierra sex tape coming out, we had no choice but to pick the past American Idol wreck as our subject matter. We've chosen the caption from Mare as the winner! The winning entry appears below the pic. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received and good luck again this week!

"Number ONE in bed ya'll!"

Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...

It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!" 

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's Caption Contest, featuring a reckless Britney Spears behind the wheel and terrified sons Jayden James and Sean Preston in the back!

All the captions we received were terrific, but ultimately, we chose Lindie Lou as the winner. Congratulations! Scroll down the page to see the full list of captions we received, and check out the winning reply underneath the photo!

Thanks for playing The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, and we hope you'll play again this week! Happy weekend - and celebrity gossiping - from all of us!

Jayden: She just ran over a foot on this side.
Sean: Turned into a parked car on this side!

Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's edition of the contest, the fourth since its inception.

This week's Caption Contest certainly did not disappoint. In the end, we chose upsonite as the winner. Congratulations and good luck again this week! The winning caption appears beneath this funny celebrity photo of Lauren Conrad. Scroll down the page for the complete list of captions we received.

"Laguna Breached!"

Welcome back, celebrity gossip and news fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's.

As usual, this week's Caption Contest yielded some classic replies, which isn't a shock, given Zac Efron's mad skillz. Ultimately, we named Amanda the winner.

Congratulations and thank you all for participating. The winning reply appears beneath the photo, and you can scroll down the page to read the full list of good captions we were sent in regarding Zac. Thanks again, and good luck this week!

Zach keeping himself in shape so the supply of Vanessa nude photos keeps on a comin.'