Camila Alves
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Here's a picture that ought to satisfy men and women:

Matthew McConaughey without a shirt on; and Camila Alves on all fours.

The gorgeous couple is seen here paddle boarding around Malibu. They seem to enjoy the outdoors:

As Alves and McConaughy celebrate their love, his ex-girlfriend is also in a stable relationship. Indeed, Penelope Cruz  and Javier Bardem have been photographed a lot recently by celebrity news reporters.

We're worried about Matthew McConaughey.

The care free bachelor who rarely wears a shirt is seen below... completely dressed AND escorting his beautiful girlfriend, Camila Alves, into a car.

Might this be the end of the topless, bed hopping McConaughey we've grown to love?

Meanwhile, Sarah Larson appears to have tamed George Clooney. What's happening to all the hot bachelors of the world?

It's a good thing we still have Brad Womack.

The fact that Matthew McConaughey isn't wearing a shirt below doesn't even excite us anymore. Even that hot body can get old.

But he's once again holding the hand of Camila Alves, the Brazilian model he was rumored to have married a few weeks ago.

While we can't confirm if that's true, we can officially state that this is one hot couple. These two make Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag look downright ugly. Although the evil souls within that pairing from The Hills may also play a role in such a classification.

For now, though, we'll dub Alves and McConaughey as the best looking couple in Hollywood. Sorry, Kellie Pickler and Jordin Tootoo. You gotta step it up.

The most shocking aspect of the Matthew McConaughey picture below? No, it's not the fact that the hunky actor is actually wearing a shirt.

Nor is it the hand holding with Brazilian model, Camila Alves. After all, those two have been rumored to be dating for a few weeks now.

But take your eyes of McConaughey's body for one second, ladies, and peer at his left hand.

Is that a wedding ring? Could he and Alves have gotten hitched? Might the engagement of Usher and Tameka Foster have inspired Matthew to finally settle down?

We don't know for sure. But Lance Armstrong will not be pleased if this is actually the case. Neither will women around the world.

They may need to turn their attention to a half-nude Owen Wilson instead. Yikes.