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Publicist Confirms: Brooke Hogan is Single!

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:05:29 EST

Finally, The Hollywood Gossip can respond to the thousands of daily letters we receive asking about Brooke Hogan's dating status:

The ultra talented singer is single.

Her rep has written in to Life & Style and confirmed Brooke's relationship with aspiring rapper Yannique Barker (aka. Stack$) is over.

"Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cares about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to thank her fans for their kind words and sensitivity during the breakup," the rep said.

The two got together last spring, as they were spotted strolling in Miami Beach. Stack$ also played a role on Brooke's reality show Brooke Knows Best, which, incredibly, has yet to be picked up for a new season.

May the best, most desperate man now win Hogan's affection. Good luck, everyone!

Brooke Hogan Hates on Heidi Montag, Cassie's Ugly Vagina

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:07:08 EST

As an untalented singer, Brooke Hogan is trying to build a career on two things:

Her famous last name;
Her large breasts.

So far, so not very good.

That's why Brooke is looking to expand her repertoire and step into a few celebrity feuds in order to remain relevant.

For instance, during an interview on Sirius radio this week, she laid into Heidi Montag, Beyonce and Cassie nude photos. Here are excerpts from it:

On Heidi Montag: "I don't like Heidi Montag. I made a diss record on her."

On Beyonce: "She needs to go and make some babies and chill."

On Cassie's naked picture scandal: "Don't show it if it's not right. It's all stretched out."

WATCH THE FULL BROOKE HOGAN INTERVIEW AFTER THE JUMP.

Brooke Hogan Interview

Brooke Hogan to Heidi Montag: Ur Not That Hot!

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:48:12 EST

If you are a glutton for punishment, below you can listen to Brooke Hogan's new track, entitled, "Ur Not That Hot," off of her upcoming album Judgment Day.

We're not trying to drum up controversy. She really is dissing her. The full name of the track is "Ur Not That Hot f/ Stack$ & Hollywood Jit (Heidi Montag Diss)."

The song begins with a girl impersonating Heidi Montag (who along with Spencer Pratt, recently dissed Brooke Hogan), leaving a faux message for Brooke:

"Umm. Hey Brooke, what's up. This is Heidi Montag. I just want to let you know that I'm making a record and that your record ... better watch its back. And, if you think that Stack$ is awesome, just wait for Spencer. Bye."

While it's absurd that Brooke Hogan and Stack$ are even putting out music (term used loosely), we can't object to their bashing Heidi Montag in the intro.

After all, the 'Tag is a girl who thinks 9/11 was an inside job, population control is a myth and the government is trying to control our minds. Spooky stuff.

Listen to Brooke telling Heidi "Ur Not That Hot" below ...

Brooke Hogan: Ur Not That Hot

Brooke Hogan: Linda Hogan Can't Be Trusted, Charlie Hill Can Suck it

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:31:40 EST

Will the dysfunctional Hogan family ever resolve its differences?

Maybe someday. In an ideal world. But that sure isn't right now.

Brooke Hogan is still pretty sure she knows best, or at least better than her dumbass mom Linda, who's been trashing her in the media of late.

"I'm the only one with my head on straight," she says. "I don't know what's wrong with mom. Dad and brother are doing good. I'm straightforward."

In another interview with E! News, Brooke explains that it's Linda Hogan's tendency to talk about her publicly that has made her distrust her.

"The things she's said about me, and I'm like, how could I ever trust her again?" she explains, referring to Linda calling her out on her fake boobs.

"How could I ever look at her and be like, 'You kind of threw me in front of the bus in front of the whole world... Who does that to their kid?"

Brooke's been sticking to her father, Hulk Hogan's side in all the drama with Linda, despite his dating Jennifer McDaniel, who creepily looks just like her.

"I'm just looking at how my dad's treating me and how my mom's treating me, and my mom has kind of backstabbed me a couple times. I feel betrayed."

As for her mom's current boytoy, Charlie Hill, a former schoolmate of Brooke and brother Nick Hogan, Brooke doesn't have a lot to say that's positive.

"He is a loser," she says. "I don't have a problem with age, necessarily, but it's more about character. Her love is not real and not right."

"I personally don't like him," she adds, in case it was at all unclear.

So is there a bright side to all this for Brooke Hogan?

Maybe. Her new album drops July 21, first of all. And even the family drama may subside with the passage of time. Here's hoping anyway, right?

"Life has been really rocky, but it's starting to look up," she says, adding that she'd rather talk about what's going on than stay quiet (shockingly).

"You can be judged by talking about it or you can be judged by not. I'm an honest person. I vocalize a lot of feelings. I might as well now, right?"

Right. Follow the link to check out more Brooke Hogan pictures!

Brooke Hogan Hates Red Apples More Than Her Mother

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:32:10 EST

Brooke Hogan really hates her mother. And for good reason.

Earlier this week, Linda Hogan went on record about her daughter's breast implants and boyfriend boning.

But there's something the musically-challenged young singer despises even more than her mom: red apples.

In a video that rivals Pittbull's pummeling of a fan, we'll let Brooke explain:

Red Apple Hater

Brooke Hogan Seeks Redemption, Photoshopping of the Year Award

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:59:18 EST

Look, Brooke Hogan, we're trying to be on your side. Especially when it comes to your immature, insane, self-absored mother.

But it's like you're asking to be insulted with the cover for your upcoming album, "Redemption."

If your goal was to differentiate yourself from your father's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, then we guess you succeeded. But, seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

Are you buying Brooke Hogan as a size zero angel? Neither are we.

Linda Hogan Calls Daughter Out on Fake Boobs, Banging of Boyfriend, Terrible Music Career

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Sun, 24 May 2009 18:37:54 EST

We're really sorry, Dina Lohan.

For years, we've labeled you as the Worst Mother in the World. But you may need to pimp out your daughters and toot your own supposedly hard-working horn a lot louder in order to overtake Linda Hogan now.

Last week, daughter Brooke Hogan accused her mother of doing drugs, while also taking her to task yet again for dating 19-year old Charlie Hill.

In response, Linda (hiding behind representative Gary Smith) has written a statement to Perez Hilton in which she accuses her own child of:

Having fake breasts;
"Banging the crap" out of boyfriend Stack$ for three years;
And scarcely selling any albums.

Linda also says ex-husband Hulk Hogan is "no different" from OJ Simpson and that young Charlie is really good at diving into a swimming pool.

Linda Hogan has set the awful mothering bar incredibly high. Will anyone be able to raise it?

You've gotta read this hilarious, rambling, grammatically-reprehensible statement to believe it:

If Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales.

If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart).

Here are some cold hard facts; these people who say Linda is doing drugs are friends of Hulk Hogan... Linda will walk into any drug testing facility and take a random test and the truth will be she is clean.

Brooke "thinks" she's doing drugs is a hypocrisy when her father and $tack are rolling and Smoking joints together in Brooke's recording session, and Brooke knows it.

As for Charlie, he is an accomplished Spring board diver (4th in the Nationals), eagle scout and certified captain in commercial boating with his bigger goal of joining the fire department. Linda's definition of a good time is hitting a 8:30 am mass at St Max's grabbing some Cuban food at Versailles (her fav).

You can choose your favorite part of this ridiculous, public slamming of Linda's own daughter.

But we love the fact that it's signed by: "Gary Smith on behalf of Linda Hogan, Global PR Inc."

If it actually exists, how awful of a public relations firm is Global PR Inc?!? This is the most comprehensible statement it could write?

Brooke Hogan is "Falling" for Hilarious, Awful New Music Video

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:01:28 EST

Just a few days ago, we defended Brooke Hogan's curvy body.

It was refreshing to hear a celebrity talk about looking healthy, as opposed to anorexic.

Still, we're a long way from defending Brooke's music career... though the following video at least made us laugh out loud for a solid 90 seconds.

Watch Hogan profoundly sing about how she's "Falling" for a man in the video below. We're pretty sure she's looking down at the off-screen lyrics a couple times...

Brooke Hogan, Falling

Brooke Hogan Loves Her Body

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:08:04 EST

Let the record show: we have no problem with Brooke Hogan's body.

We've just often take issue with the ridiculous outfits she puts over that body.

In a new interview with OK!, Brooke actually has a refreshing take on her figure. She wants to look healthy, not anorexic. Amen, sister!

How do you feel about your current weight?
I feel great at this weight, but I’ve started sticking to a diet again. I’m trying hard to get down even more. You need to keep to the old-school bodybuilder diet of eggs, fish, chicken, meat and broccoli. I want to always look healthy, not anorexic.

Do you feel comfortable in a bikini?
I do. I love my body. Thick or not, I’m firm. I don’t have cellulite. I’m happy with how I am. People should know, I’m only doing the diet for the entertainment business. It’s not really what you’re supposed to look like in real life.

How rational-sounding of Hogan. Now, if she could just stop looking like her father's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, she'd be fine!

Click on the pics above to enlarge images of Brooke Hogan.

Brooke Hogan: Turns 21, Still Resembles Father's Girlfriend

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Thu, 07 May 2009 07:53:23 EST

It's time to play everyone's favorite game:

Distinguish the Girlfriend from the Daughter!

In this edition, the contestants are posing for photos at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, as Brooke Hogan felt the need to celebrate her 21st birthday there this week.

Below, she's the one on the right, kissing Hulk Hogan's cheek as... wait, no. Is she the one on the left, also kissing Hulk's cheek?

This is what makes Distinguish the Girlfriend from the Daughter! such a challenging contest to play. Hogan's decision to date Jennifer McDaniel, a woman that so closely resembles his daughter, shows how shred of a competitor he can be.

Forget totally understanding O.J. Simpson, it looks like Hulk totally understands the incestuous lifestyle.

We're happy Brooke Hogan can drink legally now and all, but here's a thought:

When your son has been jailed for reckless driving, after sending a friend to the hospital; when a reality TV show has contributed to your divorce; and when you're wife is dating a 19-year old and demanding ridiculous amounts of money, perhaps such a public celebration for your daughter - in Las Vegas, no less - isn't the best idea.

Life advice aside, there are more pics of Hogan, McDaniel and Brooke below. Click on each to see if you can tell Hulk's girlfriend and his daughter apart...