Bronx Mowgli Wentz
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Hey! Wait! What about me! I was pregnant recently too! Hello!

What inspires pregnant celebs to volunteer every piece of information they can muster, we have no idea. But Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is clearly jealous of Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian getting attention from being knocked up.

Why else would she offer this insight no one cares about?

Making the media rounds for her role on Melrose Place, Ashlee stopped by The Rachel Ray Show (her interview airs September 15), where she said getting impregnated with the spawn of Pete Wentz didn’t affect her physical prowess.

At. All. If you know what we mean (we don't). She said:

“I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant. I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina,” the sister of Jessica Simpson said.

Why a nine-months-pregnant woman is even attempting splits, we have no idea. Nor do we really want to know, to be perfectly honest. TMI, Ash. TMI.

What a cute, harmless human being with the brainpower of an infant. And that Bronx Mowgli Wentz is pretty cute in his own right, now that we think about it.

Sunday was family day for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

The two took son Bronx Mowgli, whom they welcomed last November, to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation's "A Time For Heroes" celebrity carnival.

As Pete helped locals customize T-shirts, the new Melrose Place star stood by his side, making faces and smiling at Bronx, whom she held in her arms.

He sure is a little cutie ...

Rumors that Pete Wentz got Ashlee Simpson pregnant a second time appear unfounded, which is probably for the best. The two have their hands full with one bundle of joy - and made a T-shirt especially for Bronx at the charity event.

Pete - who celebrated his 30th birthday Saturday in Las Vegas - also was on daddy duty at the event, holding Bronx as Ashlee chatted with some fans.

Ashlee began cracking up when a young girl approached her for an autograph and Bronx tried grabbing the girl’s book. Ah, to be a cute young mom.

It has been reported that Pete Wentz got Ashlee Simpson pregnant, and that she's banking on her second bundle of joy to salvage a deteriorating relationship.

We have no idea if that's true or not, but one thing is undeniably clear - the alleged singer's first spawn, Bronx Mowgli, has a ridiculous name cute little face!

Check out this adorable mother-son photo below ...

Ashlee Simpson, who's branching out in her "career" by taking on a role in the CW's new remake of Melrose Place, seems to be a natural in the role of mom.

As long as she doesn't try to emulate Jessica Simpson fashion. Then the kid will be scarred for life - although we'd have some great photos for our site.

We've been wishing for years that someone would come up with a way to let us tap in to Ashlee Simpson's innermost thoughts ... or whatever goes on in the empty void where a brain would typically be. Then along came blessed Twitter.

The last time we saw poorly-named Bronx Mowgli, he was but an infant on the Wentz family's holiday card. Now look how much he's grown! Wide-eyed, wonderful and seemingly unaware of the ridicule he will one day receive at school.

Here's the adorable photo that his mom just Twatted ...

Guess if celeb gossip magazines aren't offering you millions for a Brangelina-style photo spread, you might as well give 'em away for free on Twitter, right?

All we can say is run for it, Bronx Mowgli. Sooner or later, mom and aunt Jessica are going to sing for you, and you don't wanna be near anything made of glass.

Sorry, Bronx Mowgli.

You totally didn't make the cut in The Hollywood Gossip's Christmas tribute to the top celebrity babies of 2008. We really just didn't want to talk about your folks, but our excuse was going to be that we had no picture of you.

There goes that.

Proud parents Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz took the holidays as a reason to show off their newborn son, Bronx Mowgli, on the Internets.

The couple posted a "Happy Holidays" greeting addressed to "all our friends" on Wentz's site, friendsorenemies.com, that reads, "We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz."

Bronx was born November 20 in Los Angeles. Here he is:

Maybe it's the name (some would call it the worst in the history of celebrity babies).

Maybe the general economic climate is causing celeb gossip magazines to cut back.

Maybe Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are just kinda lame.

Whatever the reason, the N.Y. Post's Page Six reports that the couple is having a hard time selling the first pictures of new baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

According to sources, “nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

We assume them means the two dweebs below. We know nothing moves gossip magazines like celebrity babies, and understandably so. Cute overload!

NO TAKERS: Fret not, Pete and Ash: Douchebag Quarterly may be interested!

Ashlee Simpson has blogged about her newborn son, Bronx Mowgli, with husband Pete Wentz. Here’s what she wrote on her MySpace page ...

"Hey everyone! Just wanted to write and check in! Motherhood is the most fantastic experience I have ever been thru, [Bronx Mowgli] makes me laugh and smile everyday! I finally left the house for Fall Out Boy’s show on Monday night, which was so good. Their new songs sound awesome live, I can’t wait for their new record! And last night I went to Pete and Bronx’s godfather Travis’ art how. It’s amazing to see how many artistic outlets those boys have! Made me very proud. It was an awesome show and so many of our friends and family came out to support. I hope you guys have a great holiday, I can’t wait to spend it with my new family. Christmas tree goes up tomorrow!

XO Ash"

LOVING PARENTS: Ashlee Simpson (now Ashlee Simpson-Wentz) like, could not be happier with her new son. So she decided to scar him for life with his own name.

For Pete Wentz and wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, the decision to give their newborn son the ridiculous name of Bronx Mowgli simply came down to this:

"The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over. It's a cool name," the father of Bronx Mowgli Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday.

Pete Wentz refused to reveal the reasoning behind the first name, however.

"We came up Bronx. We've been throwing [ideas] back and forth a while," he said. "It's kind of cool to leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked, pissed or whatever. And you're like, you know what: I don't think anyone has the real story."

Seacrest asked if the name Bronx Mowgli Wentz was actually a joke - and who could blame him for asking - but Wentz insisted that it's real.

"No, no, no, [Bronx Mowgli] definitely is his real name, but I don't think that anybody knows what the real story is of why or how."

What do you think of the name Bronx Mowgli?

Selena Gomez is confident that Ashlee Simpson's son will grow up to be just like her husband, Pete Wentz.

The singer told Us Weekly that Bronx Mowgli will be the "cutest punk rock kid ever," adding that "he's going to be so well dressed."

Let's hope so. Perhaps that fashion taste will distract people from Bronx's name.

Selena Gomez is gaga over Bronx Mowgli.

Alleged singer and actress Jessica Simpson totally could not be happier about her sister Ashleeeeeee's new baby with husband Pete Wetz, Bronx Mowgli.

"Bronx is beyond precious," the 28-year-old older sister and new aunt said in a statement. "I'm over the moon with joy. Life is a beautiful miracle."

Ashlee and Pete and healthy, happy and enjoying every moment."

We're sure she is. When your "career" is deteriorating faster than Lindsay Lohan's, any excuse to be in the news does the job! Yee-haw!

Hey, y'all, give it up for my nephew! And my giant boobs!

Bronx Mowgli Wentz - whose vitals are 7 pounds, 11 ounces, 20.5 inches long, and 9.5 on the Stupid Celebrity Baby Name Meter - was born Thursday night.

"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," a rep for the couple first announced on Friday morning. "[They] thank everyone for all of their well wishes!"