Britney Spears
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We've been half-heartedly sarcastically passionately asking her to "Gimme More," and, well, now Britney Spears is going to do just that!

Jive Records has decided to move up the release date of Britney Spears' new album, entitled Blackout, from November 13 to October 30.

It's an appropriate album title for Britney Spears, as we all know. The girl has had some problems with the power company turning her electricity off lately.

The reason for the early release? Jive Records wants to put the kibosh on all of this unauthorized leaking of Britney Spears' songs onto the Internet.

Since the album's inception, songs and unfinished material and demos have made their way consistenyly onto celebrity gossip blogs and various music sites where they are easily and publicly ridiculed downloaded.

A Jive spokesperson said in a statement:

"Due to numerous unauthorized online leaks, the record label is doing everything possible to prevent and avoid any further illegal distribution of songs, including moving up the release date of the album to October 30."

You know who's even more excited about this than Jive? Lynne Spears. She's back in Britney's good graces - and back on the payroll just in time to cash in!

After a long period of of estrangement, Britney Spears finally grabbed the phone and called the one person she needed most: the Domino's delivery guy her mom.

Lynne Spears immediately went into action, hopping on a flight on October 5 to L.A. from Kentwood, La., along with 16-year-old Jamie Lynne Spears.

Insiders say Britney Spears was "a bundle of hard drugs nerves" that night as she waited for the arrival of her mother and l'il sister.

"She was extremely excited," says a pal. "She was shaking."

T.H. GOSSIP NOTE: That might just be withdrawal from crystal meth.

Regardless, Britney Spears has been in better spirits with mom Lynne Spears and sister Jamie Lynn Spears in town. Kind of funny that the pic of them together on the People Magazine cover here is actually two separate photos, however.

The Britney Spears clan: back together at last. Minus Britney's Spears kids, who she can't see because she's a chronic user of alcohol and drugs, of course.

"It must have taken a lot for Britney to let down her guard," says Spears' friend Robert Baker, head of the Millennium Dance Complex.

"She felt betrayed by her mom when she first went to rehab. But there are times when you just need your family more than anything."

If anyone needs a mom right now, it's Britney, who can perhaps appreciate Lynne Spears' own pain at being separated from her own flesh and blood.

Spears, who was labeled "a habitual, frequent and continuous" user of drugs and alcohol, is estranged from children Sean Preston and Jayden James, who are living with their father, Kevin Federline, until further notice.

Multiple sources confirm that hell has frozen over Britney Spears has taken and passed a drug test! Ding-dang it! Yee-haw, y'all! I gone get ma kids back!

The quote-unquote singer, 25, had been ordered by a court to submit to drug testing twice weekly as part of her custody battle with K-Fed.

A friend of Britney Spears (who may or may not be Alli Sims or Sam Lutfi) tells Us Weekly, "Her family and friends told her how important it was so she did it. She's trying to do everything right finally."

Except for, you know, not doing drugs in the first place. Or putting on pants while running errands. Or spending time with the kids and not at clubs. Just saying.

In addition to the drug tests, the court has ordered that the troubled Britney Spears must continue to attend individual counseling and parenting classes.

Spears' mother, Lynne Spears, and sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, arrived in Los Angeles on October 5, after a difficult week for the pop-star.

Just a day earlier, a judge upheld his decision to grant Spears' ex, Kevin Federline, sole custody of sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, until further order.

Though Spears had been estranged from her family, a source tells Us that their reunion is going "really well! Britney is happy to be with her mom again."

Aww. At least one of Britney Spears' families isn't broken.

Please, Britney, give us less.

We've already seen Britney Spears topless, wearing no pants, goin' clubbing with no underwear, and pretty much nude. What is an uncut version of "Gimme More" gonna do for us, really? Besides give us an excuse to talk about her?

Not much. But nonetheless, here's Britney Spears topless except for very carefully placed "pasties" in this raw version of the "Gimme More" music video...

As you can see, an almost naked Britney Spears is seen taking off a leather vest while dancing around a stripper pole as she moans "Gimme More." The "singer" then thrusts her body to the beat while holding up her breasts with her bare hands, and sometimes with her vest as well. Oooh yeah, this is HOT stuff.

Sort of. Or not really. Who hasn't seen Britney Spears nude or darn close to it at this point? Take a seat, J.R. Rotem. It was a rhetorical question.

Starbucks in hand and throngs of celebrity news photographers in pursuit, Britney Spears visited with her kids and ran errands, stopping by the local car wash and cell phone store. Probably needs a plan with more anytime minutes.

All in a day's work for a fallen star and train wreck.

Prior to running her errands, the "singer" enjoyed supervised visit with sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, on Monday. The court has ordered that Spears must be monitored while with the kids. Always a good sign for a young mother.

After some court-supervised fun, Britney handed off the little mistakes off to K-Fed's bodyguards, who shuttled them safely back to Kevin Federline's house.

Britney Spears is all smiles. And possibly drunk at all times.

After sending them away, the sad star then went back inside her own house with her own mother, Lynne Spears, by her side. Well, at least one Spears mom and her kids seem to be okay. Jamie Lynn Spears is also in town!

With her music career in shambles, the insane, court-ordered sober Britney Spears applied for a new job Thursday as ... wait for it ... a bartender!

According to TMZ, sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif., say Britney checked in Thursday and, at around 10:30 at night, went down (no, not on Howie Day) and started talking with a bartender.

We're told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did - then asked for an application and got one from the night manager to apply for work in the hotel's "Cameo Bar."

We reiterate: The girl needs a whole team of psychologists, pronto.

Britney Spears' application is currently in the hands of Human Resources.

The website of the hotel says the bar "serves imported and California wines, premium drinks ... including Raspberry Lemon Drop martinis." Sexy.

This might be the worst possible gig for a mother required to undergo drug and alcohol tests if she wants to regain custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James, but then again, this is Britney Spears. Are you that surprised?

Somehow, we're not. Spears checked out the next morning. No word yet if the hotel is considering actually hiring Britney to pour their booze. If they do, we're wondering if Alli Sims will start waiting tables.

The fun won't stop for Britney Spears and sister Jamie Lynn Spears!

Sunday, the pair stopped at a gas station in Malibu so Britney could get a large candy bar, bottled water and some Marlboro Menthol Ultra Lights. Standard.

Then, Britney reportedly asked some paparazzi members to buy them coffee from the local Starbucks so they wouldn't have to face photographers. Also standard.

It got a little nasty later on, though, when Britney, 25, and Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, decided to visit a nearby sushi restaurant. On the way to the restaurant, a local passerby had some words for the pop princess... and her little sis fired back!

This rude resident soon got an earful from Jamie Lynn Spears, who is showing off some serious rack (even more than her frequently boob-baring big sis):

Random Loser on the Street: "Hey, Britney! Move the f**k out of this neighborhood! Nobody wants you in this neighborhood!"
Celebrity News Reporters: (booing) "Hey, shut up! Shut up!"
Jamie Lynn Spears: "Then move the f**k out!"
Celebrity News Reporters: (cheering) "Yeah! Yeah!"

We can't really do it justice. Here's a video of it from Hollywood TV.

Britney Spears' mother, Lynne Spears, and Britney's younger sister, Jamie Lynn  Spears, flew from Kentwood, La. to Los Angeles Friday evening. Could they finally be trying the hatchet with the estranged, insane star?

We'll see, but Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were all smiles as they made a stop at Taco Bell late night, acting like retards in front of about 100 members of the celebrity news media. Hey, it's nice to see her in good spirits!

There was only one problem, though - Britney was shouting her order through her raised car window, and the Taco Bell employees couldn't hear her.

Yes, those power windows can be tough to figure out. Fortunately, some nice people from the celebrity photo agencies that follow her every move placed the order and brought Britney and Jamie Lynn their food. Thanks y'all!

Left: A definitely not-pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears and Lynne Spears arrive in L.A. Right: Britney and Jamie Lynn goof off during a night flight to Taco Bell.

All is not well in the land of Britney, though, as sources say her first scheduled visit with her children since being stripped of custody was a total disaster.

Britney Spears was to have a scheduled visit with her kids at 10:00 a.m. on Thursday, surrendering the kids to Kevin Federline later that day.

On Wednesday night, Britney decided she wouldn't see her children at either of her two homes - but rather at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.

K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, reportedly went ballistic.

TMZ cites sources as saying a parenting coach is supposed to be present for the visit, and Kaplan felt it was only appropriate for the coach to counsel Britney on how to take care of her kids at home - not at a hotel.

Britney Spears, who checked into the swanky hotel at 6:00 p.m. Wednesday and then checked out at 2:00 a.m. Thursday, went back to her Malibu home and decided not to fight for her desire for a hotel visit with her children.

At 10:00 a.m. Thursday, the scheduled time for visit, a Kevin Federline bodyguard arrived at Britney Spears' Malibu home and rang the bell.

He waited 40 minutes with Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline inside the car, but no one came out. Confused, they eventually all went back to K-Fed's.

Britney Spears is getting around these days.

Recently, she's been spotted hanging out with ex-lover J.R. Rotem. We assume they were talking about wheelbarrows and such.

The train wreck of a human being was also seen this week strutting down New York City sidewalks with Gossip Girl star Blake Lively.

Despite sharing a love for small dogs with Britney, Lively does not look pleased with her pal. Maybe it's the huge sunglasses. Or the low-cut dress. Or the fact that Spears is staring straight ahead, almost as though Blake isn't even there.

She's treating the actress like she's Sean Preston or Jayden James. That would piss us off, too...

The last time we heard from the classy J.R. Rotem, he was producing Hayden Panettiere's new album and talking about how last winter, he railed Britney Spears wheelbarrow style. A true gentleman kisses and tells to Blender.

But apparently the greasy producer's bragging hasn't damaged relations between the pair, as Britney Spears was spotted all over town with J.R. Rotem yesterday!

Britney Spears. JR Rotem. The return of the wheelbarrow!

The hot duo did some shopping on Melrose Avenue in West Hollywood. While in one store, Britney found a yellow top, fur wrap, leather jacket and nice cap that suited her horrendous fashion tastes. Reports say she said "Gimme More" and paid for a ton of stuff. Just kidding. No way she said that.

She did don her new duds as she left the store, though, with Jonathan "JR" Rotem by her side. Later in the day, the couple stopped at Britney Spears' favorite place, Starbucks, where a member of the celebrity news media dumped a cup of coffee onto Britney's car and other photographers nearby.

Pretty standard procedure really. To cap it all off, Britney and J.R. Rotem made a stop at a recording studio, with Britney Spears looking like she'd enjoyed her neck being sucked on for a good while in the recent past. Hey, a girl's gotta get some.

Ah, young white trash love. Here's hoping this couple of destiny enjoys many more wonderful, romantic days just like this one.