Britney Spears
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Nicole Narain, the ex-Playmate and co-star of the Colin Farrell sex tape - and Kevin Federline's reported new girlfriend - is calling out Britney Spears, calling the toxic "singer" mentally unstable and wholly unfit to be a mother.

Let us reiterate that. A Playboy Playmate and sex tape star is chastising Britney Spears. If that doesn't sum up Britney's fall from grace, what does?

In any case, in an interview with The Sun, Nicole Narain made some shocking claims about the incomparable Britney Spears, including, but not limited to:

• Britney was caught breast-feeding Jayden James while drunk on vodka.
• Kevin Federline fears she has left their two sons permanently damaged.
• Britney has been warned several times not to leave Jayden James and Sean Preston in her pool unsupervised and in her car without seat belts.

... and finally ...

• Britney once made a pass at Nicole when they were in the toilet together.

As absurd as it sounds, do you doubt that story? Of course not. That also tells you a lot about Britney. K-Fed reportedly told Nicole Narain:

"I'd see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him."

Nicole Narain went on to describe K-Fed's fears for Britney Spears' life:

"She's lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are so wild, I live in fear of getting a call telling me she has killed herself."

When Nicole Narain and K-Fed are the voices of reason, you know you've got some problems. We all know Britney is following in the footsteps of Anna Nicole Smith, and is seemingly uninterested in getting help. Will she ever turn this around?

A new low, even by her standards? Kinky photos of a practically naked Britney Spears perched on a priest's lap and leaning seductively up against a church confessional have sparked outrage among Catholic leaders.

At least one said the Britney Spears photos, which grace (if you can call it that) the singer's new dance album, Blackout, are a "bottom of the barrel" stunt from a girl who really could use some time in a real confessional.

"This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing," said Bill Donohue, president of the New York-based Catholic League.

"[Britney Spears] is not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she's not responsible enough. Now we see that she can't even entertain."

A call placed to Britney Spears' record label, Jive Records, by the New York Daily News, which reported this story, was not returned. 

Britney Spears: Getting kinky with sexual photos in church.

Her new album, which hits store shelves today, comes amid the "Gimme More" singer's custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.

The judge who stripped Spears of all but monitored visitation with her two young sons, Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline, dubbing the walking train wreck a "habitual" user of drugs and alcohol. She's also bonkers!

Judge Scott Gordon, who is expected to issue new custody orders this week, has chastised Spears for courting the celebrity news media's attention with her many non-essential daily trips to places like gas stations and Starbucks.

"It does not seem [Britney Spears] has been taking many steps to not keep herself in the public eye at all times," the judge said.

Now there's an astute observation. In related news, Brad Womack is hot!

Ryan Seacrest was at Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and said he saw her give Romo a lap dance.

"I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood," Ryan Seacrest said on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. Meds will do that.

"She had her sunglasses on. I said, 'Busy day, huh?' She smiled and laughed and said, 'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking."

"Lap dancing?" a co-host asked.

"I mean, some would say," Seacrest said.

"She's on his lap," the co-host continued.

"Yeah," Seacrest replied.

Spears and Alli Sims first met up with Tony Romo when they made a five-minute stop at Ketchup restaurant in L.A. after her frenzied custody hearing on Friday.

Britney Spears and Alli Sims left after about five minutes.

The pair hit Les Deux around 10:30 p.m., with Tony Romo (who was recently linked to Sophia Bush) and his friends joining them a short time later.

"She was dancing and talking a lot with Tony," an onlooker told Us Weekly.

Britney Spears, the witness added, "seemed in a really good mood and was super happy when [one of her] songs came on."

Her pal, Avril Lavigne, also popped by her table to say hi. No word on whether Sam Lutfi was there or whether he just came over later that night.

In typical Britney Spears clubbing style, the singer changed into a new dress and shades in the club bathroom midway through the night.

By 1:15 a.m., Spears left with Alli Sims, but returned to Les Deux a short time later after realizing she accidentally left her cell phone behind.

And it's a good thing she did. You don't want some random idiot getting ahold of your meth dealer's phone number. Or Tony Romo's.

Britney Spears' new tactic for dealing with members of the celebrity news media - bring along Sam Lutfi and spray them with windshield wiper fluid!

The train wreck and her frequent sidekick were spotted yesterday at - where else - a gas station, according to our friends at TMZ.

In breaking news, Spears stayed in her car as Sam Lutfi pumped the gas - which usually ends up being the job of the celebrity photo personnel who follow her.

Before taking off, Sam Lutfi motioned for the paparazzi to come closer to the windshield and then splashed some photographers with washer fluid.

Then they went back to aimlessly riding around town. You can check out the video of Britney, Sam and the celebrity gossip media by clicking here.

In other news, some Britney Spears fan sites talk positively about Sam Lutfi, while others seem to believe he is a dangerous enabler and hanger-on.

Do you know anything about this mystery friend of Britney? If you do, please drop The Hollywood Gossip a line and let us know!

  The celebrity news media surrounds Britney Spears and Sam Lutfi.

As a guy who Carrie Underwood said bristled at the prospects of not being taken seriously as a football player while he was dating her, Tony Romo might want to think twice before hanging out with Britney Spears on his NFL bye week.

After a long, stressful custody hearing ("Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!") on Friday, Britney Spears hit the town with her longtime friend, Alli Sims - and naturally, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Romo, who's pals with Sims.

The pop star, dressed in a masquerade ball mask, and Alli Sims first made a quick stop at the L.A. restaurant Ketchup where Tony Romo was eating.

"[Britney] walked around the restaurant into the lounge where she met up with some people," an observer at Ketchup (possibly Heidi Montag) said.

"She didn't eat or drink ... [It] seemed like she was rounding up people to go to [out]. She was very friendly and smiley, in and out."

Another source says: "Alli Sims was meeting up with Tony Romo and his friends at Ketchup and Britney wanted to come along. Tony and Alli have been good friends. They've known each other for a little over a year. "

Later, Tony Romo met up with Alli Sims, Britney Spears and other pals at the hot night club Les Deux where they hung out for a friendly, low-key night upstairs.

Britney Spears was "sitting with her friends and Tony. Everyone was just hanging out. Britney was upbeat, really seemed fine."

Hey, as long as those little monsters Sean Preston and Jayden James aren't around, of course she's upbeat! Really, she seemed fine! Woo-hoo!

The following night, perhaps in a nod to Tony Romo, a source says that Alli Sims playfully dressed as a quarterback for Ryan Cabrera's costume party.

How lovely. We haven't heard much about Alli's signing career of late, sadly. In recent days, Romo has also been linked to One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline appeared together Friday for a three-hour, closed-door custody hearing - the latest courtroom face-off of the former couple.

Britney Spears took three bathroom breaks during the hearing, with her mood souring as the day wore on. At an early break, she told reporters off.

"Everything's great," she said when asked how it was going, but at a later break she cursed at a reporter, saying, "Snort it, f*%k it."

Well, alright then.

Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, was asked after the hearing if it was contentious. "When I'm there, it's always contentious," he said.

The session ended with Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon making no ruling. That means for now, the status of Britney Spears' custody of her adorable little mistakes, Sean Preston and Jayden James, remains unchanged.

The court date was just the latest event in a whirlwind week for Spears, who also saw her long-estranged mom, Lynne Spears, announce her tell-all book.

"There was testimony and argument during the hearing," court spokeswoman Meredith Pierce said, "but Commissioner Gordon did not make a ruling."

"He took the case under submission, meaning that he will consider both sides of the case and will craft a new court order."

Spears' attorney, Sorrell Trope, said he was "absolutely satisfied" with the day, noting that Britney Spears would continue to have overnights with her sons.

"I left with a favorable feeling," he said.

Guess that means she didn't give everyone an upskirt at least.

If it weren't for Dina Lohan, she'd have the title wrapped up easily. But Lynne Spears is still one of the frontrunners for that (dis)honor.

The mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears will have no shortage of material as she pens her personal tell-all of trying to whore out raise famous daughters.

Lynne and Britney had a falling out in June, when Britney delivered an upsetting letter to her mother following months of erratic behavior and a brief stay in rehab - which Britney blames Lynne Spears for.

Having only recently reconciled with the troubled "singer," the divorced Lynne has inked a lucrative book deal with the publisher Thomas Nelson, according to People.

Publishers Marketplace describes the new book as "Lynne Spears' personal story of trying to exploit and make tons of money off raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

Thomas Nelson also publishes Bibles, as well as inspirational (Christian) books and some celebrities' work including Bill Cosby, according to Gawker.com.

The book is set to be published in spring 2008, right around the time we expect Britney Spears to land back in rehab after overdosing on meth.

Just kidding. Even Britney Spears can refrain from parading around with no pants in a courtroom. At least we would hope so. No guarantees.

As predicted, a misdemeanor hit and run charge against Britney was settled and dismissed at a court hearing in Van Nuys, California, on Thursday.

The 25-year-old "singer" also pleaded not guilty to a misdemeanor count of driving without a valid California license at the same hearing.

Britney Spears, who did not attend the hearing in person (she's busy you know), entered the plea through her attorney, Michael Flanagan.

In August, Britney Spears crashed her car into a station wagon, slightly damaging it, in a private Studio City, Calif., parking lot.

Spears intended to settle wit Kim Robard-Rifkin, 59, a nurse who learned about the incident after it was captured by celebrity photo agencies.

In light of the settlement, the hit-and-run charge against her was dropped. But some say Britney Spears may not be so lucky regarding the license issue.

A source close to case said that Flanagan, Spears' attorney, planned to present documents proving Britney now has a valid license (which Sam Lutfi took her to get) in hopes of reducing the charge to a traffic citation.

But the L.A. City Attorney â€" who insists just because Britney Spears has now obtained a license doesn't excuse the fact that she drove without it â€" wants to slap the singer with a 12-month probation term and fine.

She is due back in court on the matter November 26. Spears is also due in court today, when she and Kevin Federline are expected to appear in front of Judge Scott M. Gordon about their custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James.

How much would you spend for a piece of Britney Spears?

Assuming she wouldn't sleep with you on the first date. Just kidding.

The "singer" is planning to auction off diaries and a slew of other personal belongings, her friend Sam Lutfi tells celebrity photo agency X17.

Sam Lutfi says that Britney Spears would like to donate proceeds "to a children's cause" that she'll announce at a later date.

Ironic, since she can't be bothered with her own children.

It is unknown when the auction will kick off and what Britney Spears items will be up for grabs. Maybe she should just sell off poor Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline while she's at it. Talk about a win-win situation!

"It's something Britney wanted to do to counterbalance all the rumors and negativity in the press," Sam Lutfi tells the celebrity photo agency.

"All she can do is be herself, love her kids and do small things like this to help people," Sam Lutfi said, apparently leaving out "stop parading around with no underwear and getting hammered every night of the week."

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had their first court-ordered Parenting Without Conflict session Wednesday at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

The session, which lasted over an hour, ended around 2 p.m., and Britney Spears left the hotel shortly thereafter, Us Weekly reports.

Before the meeting, a source close to the pop star said: "Britney actually is really excited about seeing Kevin. She sees this as the first step in them really getting along for the sake of [Sean Preston and Jayden James]."

Right. And Riley Giles has never been arrested before.

In other news, Britney Spears is on drugs.

No, not crystal meth and coke. Maybe. Celebrity news photographers snapped a container of Provigil, a prescription drug used to treat daytime sleepiness (and narcolepsy), in Spears' open purse as she made her way to parenting class.

"Unlike a traditional stimulant which has side effects such as hyperactivity and inattentiveness, the primary effect of this medication is only to help keep you from falling asleep," says Dr. Mark Milstein, a New York neurologist.

"Somebody who is living a celebrity lifestyle, who frequently is up early one day and very late the next, could easily develop very disordered sleep patterns."

That and someone who gets absolutely hammered in public most nights of the week and flashes their hairless vagina to all nearby onlookers?