Britney Spears
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Britney Spears makes a late night run to - where else - a Rite Aid store in L.A. on Friday night and picked up, among other household items, a stuffed horse. Spears informed celebrity news photographers that she was shopping for her "babies."

Her "babies," Britney says. This can mean one of only three things:

1. Sean Preston and Jayden James
2. J.R. Rotem, Robert Edie and Criss Angel
3. Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant is having twins!

What's on Britney Spears' mind? Does anyone know? Does it matter?

Life is even more hectic than usual for Britney Spears - and in large part, that's because she's not the center of attention for once. How's that for irony?

On Thursday, after spending a cozy afternoon at her Beverly Hills home with her two sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, the reputed singer scheduled - then abruptly canceled - a session at the Millennium Dance Complex.

"She wanted to try out a new dance routine," says a source.

But, in the wake of her 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears' huge pregnancy announcement, the dance studio was swarmed by hoards of photographers.

Britney, who had been kept in the dark about the baby news until the story broke on Tuesday (Kevin Federline even knew before her), saw the crowd and "freaked out and just kept driving," says a source who was on the scene.

"Britney has said that she doesn't want to deal with the media because she is still so confused and shocked [about hearing Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant]," a source tells People. "She feels that she needs peace and quiet."

NOTE: It takes Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant to make her realize this?

Britney Spears later shopped for a young, small person. Maybe one of hers.

Britney remained friendly with all the celebrity gossip media during her shopping trip yesterday, however. Although the area offers plenty of great shops, Spears stopped at a random souvenir store on Hollywood Boulevard, where she picked up (and posed with) a Tinkerbell T-shirt and a pink bedazzled onesie. Yippee.

On the way home, Spears also hit one of her familiar haunts - a Carl's Jr. - for a late night snack of a cheeseburger, fries and coke. Too bad they don't sell booze.

Just when you thought the Spears family couldn't get any weirder.

A source close to Kevin Federline and his family has told the New York Post that the FedEx man was told that young Jamie Lynn is with child before Britney!

"Kevin knew before Britney that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant," said the insider. "In fact, Britney's mom Lynne, who has become tight with Kevin in the wake of her many troubles with her daughter and grandchildren, told Kevin about it on Monday, because Lynne wanted Kevin to be prepared when Britney found out."

Kevin Federline apparently knew Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant before his crazy ex-wife, Britney Spears, had a clue. Then again, she has no clue about most things.

Lynne Spears, who's in the running with Dina Lohan for worst celebrity mother of this (and every) year, famously sold the $1 million story to OK! Magazine earlier this week, upsetting her ex (and Jamie Lynn and Britney's father), Jamie Spears.

We're just waiting for the inevitable rumor that Federline himself impregnated Jamie Lynn. After all, the FedEx man has already delivered four "packages" in his day, if you know what we mean. We mean sperm. Dude has four kids!

And speaking of Jamie Lynn Spears gossip, The New York Daily News is reporting this morning that JLS has been dating fellow Nickelodeon star Lil' Romeo. Could it be that Lil' Romeo, too, has been tapping that 16-year-old booty? We doubt it... which is too bad, because we'd love to see Casey Aldridge fight his ass.

Hypothetically, if he were the one who got his unprotected game on and got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant, Lil' Romeo (born August 1989) would be legally in the clear!

Older sister, slow-moving train wreck and aunt-to-be Britney Spears gives an expressionless face to the celebrity news media as she waits at a red light near her home while driving a friend back home in Los Angeles.

Is she upset because for once, pregnant Jamie Lynn is going to have a l'il mistake instead of her? Or is she merely off her medication? Overtired? Who knows.

And who's this friend of Britney's? While there may be a slight Courtenay Semel resemblance, we have no idea who this is. But it's not Sam Lutfi, thankfully.

Britney Spears looks far from pleased ... at life.

Britney Spears is insane.

Apparently in serious denial - or just off her meds - and unaware that her younger sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is with child, the train wreck was spotted last night doing late night shopping at the Lisa Kline store on Robertson Blvd.

As she left the store, she emphatically told a waiting throng of celebrity news media and fans, "My sister's not pregnant!" Well, that settles that!

Reporters heard Britney Spears make the confusing statement as she departed her private shopping session at the fancy boutique around 9:00 PM PST.

Next time she hits up a gas station (in about an hour), somebody please hand Britney Spears the new OK! Magazine. That's your sister on the cover, girl!

Brit later issued a statement acknowledging that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. But family friend tells People that Britney found out about her 16-year-old sis' and Casey Aldridrge's baby on board the same time everybody else did.

"This is going to kill her," the friend said. "In the end, she'll be supportive, but this is a big shock."

Another source says there is no rift between Jamie Lynn and Britney, but that Jamie Lynn's advisors have tried to shield her from her 26-year-old wreck of a sister.

"Britney doesn't have to listen to anyone now but her sister still does so who knows what people are telling her," says the source. "She has her career now too."

All we know is that Lynne Spears is doing one hell of a job. She should really write a book about parenting! Keep up the good work, Lynne Spears.

Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

Yeah, Casey Aldridge put a baby in that.

While all Spears family news pales in comparison to this bombshell, Jamie Lynn's train wreck older sister was the subject of a court hearing yesterday.

In latest Britney Spears-Kevin Federline custody proceeding on Tuesday, the judge 86ed the hearing that had previously been scheduled for January 23.

According to TMZ, which was live on the scene, Spears' lawyers wanted to convince the Commish to restore her right to drive a car with her kids.

Britney also wanted more custody rights overall regarding Sean Preston and Jayden James. Now that hearing has been pushed way back to February 19.

Britney Spears' custody hearing and antics are tough to make sense of.

Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, subpoenaed a celebrity news video of Spears partying at night - on the same day in which Sam Lutfi claimed she was too ill and anxious to show up for her mandatory deposition.

Kaplan wants all of Britney Spears' custody requests postponed until she sits that frequently naked ass down for her deposition, and it looks like that wish was granted. It seems Kaplan has gotten his wish, at least temporarily.

Spears' new deposition is now set for the first week in January. Mark Vincent Kaplan argued that he needed time to review the deposition and check out what Britney says under oath, so the next hearing was moved to February 19.

Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is going to court today to send a message to Britney Spears - there are going to be serious consequences when you party the same night you say you're "too sick" and "anxious" for court.

If you recall, last week Spears did not show for her mandatory court deposition but later that night, she cruised around (in no pants), hitting up two gas stations and her home away from home, the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills.

Today's hearing in the custody case is all about that night. From what TMZ and other sources are reporting, Mark Vincent Kaplan may ask the judge to prevent Brit from regaining any custody until she gives her deposition.

Mark Vincent Kaplan is seriously pissed at Britney Spears.

In the ongoing battle over Sean Preston and Jayden James, Mark Vincent Kaplan and K-Fed may also try and block Britney Spears' lawyers from taking depositions on the Federline side of the aisle until their client actually takes the oath.

In our opinion, Kaplan should also consider subpoenaing Sam Lutfi. Not sure if that has any sort of relevance to the custody case, but that dude is real sketchy.

Britney Spears' new song is called "Piece of Me."

But the most popular show on television, at least, has no interest in any pieces of this ongoing train wreck.

Asked about having Spears on American Idol as a guest judge, producer Nigel Lythgoe told Us Weekly:

"I would have had Britney Spears last year when I thought she was trying to get it all back together again."

But what about now, Nigel?

"Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything," he said. "I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together."

Fortunately, Sam Lufti and Alli Sims are in Britney's corner.

The moment you've been waiting for has finally arrived, celebrity gossip readers. No, Hayden Panettiere has not asked you out on a date. Keep dreaming.

No, it's the full "Piece of Me" music video from the great Britney Spears. We talked about this Friday, and now the real deal has been released online.

Watch Britney's sort-of harsh indictment of the celebrity news media below, and do it quickly before the video gets yanked for violation of copyright laws.

A whiny Britney Spears asks "do you want a piece of me?"

Needless to say, Britney Spears is really mailing it in these days. You can barely even call this singing, and the video itself pales in comparison to her days of yore. Time to call it a career and spend some time with Sean and Jayden, girl.

Besieged day and night by celebrity gossip photographers, Britney Spears goes from hunted to hunter in a music video for new her single "Piece of Me."

One could argue that she encourages celebrity photo takers by driving around in no underwear and pretty much begging for attention 24-7. But no matter.

The 26-year-old pop star is determined to turn the tables on her celebrity news "tormenters" in the music video, which was shot the week of November 26.

Here's more exciting news for Britney Spears fans - all 54 of you who are left - there's still a chance to make your very own "Piece of Me" music videos.

Man, everyone wants a piece of Britney Spears. Then again, she seems quite willing to dole it out. Girl slings the poon like a short order cook does eggs at a truck stop.

Using video footage supplied by MTV, amateur music video directors have until Friday to submit their own videos to the "Britney Spears Wants a Piece of You" contest. Expect three, maybe even four or five submissions, MTV!

Footage from the video is also airing tonight on ABC's 20/20.

Spears, who is being threatened with sanctions for bailing on a deposition in her custody case no fewer than four times, is certifiably insane. That's all.