Britney Spears
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Britney Spears, expecting to crank out her second child in the near future, has admitted that she and dirtbag husband Kevin Federline didn't plan the pregnancy.

"It just kind of happened," the 24-year-old singer told People. "I'm going to wait a while for the next (one)!"

Or so you think. You can't FADE K-Fed's seed.

Spears is mom to 11-month old son Sean Preston, the couple's first child, and is already eight months pregnant again. Having back-to-back pregnancies can be stressful, she says -- adding that she feels like she's been knocked up for 10 years -- but she adheres to the advice of her mom, Lynne, and takes it one day at a time.

"It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding Sean Preston, but the whole pregnancy I've done it a lot because he's very attached. It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too," Britney said.

Spears says she and Federline, 28, don't know the gender of their baby-to-be. The pop princess plans to hit the gym and begin hard core dieting soon after having the baby, scheduled via Caesarean birth, as was Sean P.

She's not ignoring her cravings at this point, though.

"Crunching ice and chocolate, oh my God. I'll get up in the middle of the night and I'll get a Hershey's bar, the real big ones, and I'll put it in the microwave and melt it and eat it. It sounds disgusting, but it's so satisfying."

Even more satisfying for Federline is the BLING he is gonna rake in by impregnating Britney at every turn. The T.H. Gossip office pool for the birth of Spears' third child has already begun.

Christina Aguilera claims her feud with former Mickey Mouse Club pal, Britney Spears, is history. The Dirrrty one also wishes to keep her private life behind closed doors, turning down reality show TV offers.

Yeah. We're gonna ignore both of those positions.

Not everyone is familiar with Xtina's husband, Jordan Bratman. But you may have heard of Spears' better ghetto half, Kevin Federline. We've pitted the couples against one another below.

Which pair do you think has the brighter future? And which is more likely to end up like Paul McCartney and Heather Mills?

One of professional sports' best rivalries is set to resume this weekend, and it appears two of our favorite celebs are divided as to who they're pulling for. Check out the Red Sox hat on newfound Boston backer Britney Spears (left) and the rival Yankees lid on jackass husband Kevin Federline. Looks like these two are heading for some domestic unrest. Not because of the baseball teams, of course -- just because that's what trailer park couples do on occasion.

These posers aren't really indicative, however. Where do other, non-dysfunctional celebs side in this conflict? On the Beantown side, there's the ever-present Bennifer:

Not to mention Ben's fellow townie, Matt Damon, along with U.S. Senator and former presidential candidate John Kerry:

Let's not short-change the Yankees, though. Here's David Beckham (with wife Victoria, left), Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington and former New York mayor Rudy Guliani:

You know what they always say: Kevin Federline is a white trash deadbeat. Oh, sorry. They always say that women are attracted to guys that remind them of their dads. A People magazine photo spread of Federline compared with Jamie Spears (father of his wife, Britney Spears) really drills this theory home. Just look at these guys! It's like a light bulb has gone off here at T.H. Gossip. No wonder Britney is attracted to this loser -- he reminds her of home!

Britney is clearly country at heart, despite having many millions of dollars that K-Fed is intent on spending with his Black AmEx card, which he isn't likely to put down anytime soon. The man got his own record label! Ironically, in real life, Federline (who fathered two children with actress Shar Jackson prior to marrying Spears), has disproved the theory that you can't go back after having gone black.

We're just waiting for the day when little Sean Preston asks "Daddy, where do babies come from?" and a stoic Federline answers simply "Me."

Apparently, she doesn't own one. First, little Sean Preston Federline was named the World's Worst Dressed Man by Esquire. Now, mother Britney Spears is frequently seen in public looking like she was dressed by a deaf, dumb and blind person. Or like she is a deaf, dumb and blind person. Forget it, that makes no sense.

This picture from People magazine really speaks for itself. Poor Sean P. has no idea how ridiculous he and his mother look. While T.H. Gossip would never go so far as to call Britney Spears ugly (as some hack rappers have), she certainly could use a fashion consultant at times. Otherwise, more and more people are going to be sticking their tongues out at her.

As we've said before, just when you think the life of Britney Spears can't get any weirder, the bar is once again raised. Or, as is more frequently the case these days, lowered.

The September issue of Esquire has named little Sean Preston Federline the "Worst Dressed Man in the World" on its annual Best and Worst Dressed Men lists. Personally, we feel this less an indictment of Sean P. and more of a slap at his mother. She's the one in charge of outfitting the little pip squeak!

And to think she wants to start her own clothing line. For kids. God help us all. Regarding Britney's less than stellar wardrobe choices for her son, who turns 1 next month, the magazine says the following:

"Being the offspring of a hyper fertile backup dancer and prematurely wilted flower is no excuse, but being 12 months almost is... As soon as you gain some dexterity, straighten out your hat."

Hyper fertile backup dancer? Prematurely wilted flower? We can't even try to complete with that at this time. It is Friday afternoon, after all.

But seriously, Sean. Straighten out the hat, will ya?

If Britney Spears is looking for husband Kevin Federline to start pulling his weight around the house, she might want to consider a different approach. You see, the pop starlet has, according to a report, given her aspiring rapper and former backup dancer husband one gift that he won't leave home without.

That being a a high-rolling Black American Express card. You know, just in case the freeloading assclown needs to go buy something. Like his own airplane.

The American Express Centurion card, otherwise known as the Black AmEx, is friend and status symbol to celebrities (and, now, apparently, wastes of space aspiring rappers) worldwide. According to In Touch Weekly, (via MSNBC), the Britinator is bestowing the precious plastic on her husband because she wants to prove how much she trusts him. As T.H. Gossip has said once before this week in reference to Mrs. Federline, you have got to be f*$%king kidding me.

Come on B. What are you thinking here? We don't have high expectations in that department, but still. When you have a gold-digging freeloader living with you, don't give him another credit card! He already has a problem with credit card debt. Get him credit counseling instead!

Meanwhile, the magazine also reports that Britney is going to renew her vows with K-Fed after the birth of their second child in the fall.

Apparently, she didn't want an elaborate ceremony the first time around when she and Kev tied the knot in secret back in September 2004. They're ready to do it all over again now, however.

"She wants to show the world that she is happily married," an insider who is surely reliable tells the magazine.

Spears' rep says nothing is planned, however. Thank God.

The incomparable Britney Spears has reportedly approached bad boy and average actor Charlie Sheen to help launch her long-rumored children's fashion line.

Britney reportedly adores the "Sheen Kidz" clothing range that Charlie launched with business partner Michael Berens earlier this year.

"Brit's people approached Sheen Kidz out of the blue," a source told OK! magazine. "She'd seen his clothing and really liked it. She wants to start her own children's clothing line and she thought Sheen Kidz would be able to help get things off the ground."

For now, Spears has been content to play stylist to 11-month-old son Sean Preston. But she aspires to take her children's fashion sense (if you can call it that) to the next level.

The star of TV's Two and a Half Men (which is approximately 2.5 more men than Britney's husband, Kevin Federline, can say he is) has launched his clothing line in more than 125 stores across the U.S. But he is apparently keen to work with Britney too… once she gives birth and gets that hot body back, presumably.

A source, which is definitely reliable, confirmed as much.

"Charlie believes it would be fun to work with Britney."

Consider this the Celebrity Look-Alike, train wreck edition.

After all, these days, if you're accused of looking like Britney Spears, that says a lot about you. None of it good.

So we're not sure how Jessica Simpson will feel about the following image. Maybe she can blame the resemblance on the similar attire - and not the foreboding face.

Cameras caught Britney Spears leaving a recording studio in Hollywood, Calif., today, sources tell us. Reprotedly, the pop princess entered and left with her son, Sean Preston, and without her deadbeat spouse, Kevin Federline.

Britney walked out behind a big blue sheet before hopping into her black Mercedes, with a friend sitting in the passenger seat.

Spears finally gave in to the gaggle of photographers and flashed a piece sign for the cameras as she pulled out.

Apparently, Britney was concerned that her son would be bored while mommy worked, so she bought the little man a toy Cadillac Escalade. The baby's ride has spinning rims, a simulated CD playing hip-hop songs and a chrome grill.

Sounds nicer than the actual cars provided to employees by T.H. Gossip. All we get are Dodge Stratuses! Sources say that Britney plans on returning to the studio… and has asked that the vehicle be left behind. She should ask that K-Fed be left behind, too… in a ditch. On the side of I-5. For real.