Brian Austin Green

Brian Austin Green is married to Megan Fox and gets to wake up to THIS every morning. He also gets to take full advantage of THIS.

But the actor is still in a bad mood these days, sources tell OK! Weekly, because Shia LaBeouf opened his mouth and said it was once all over Fox's body.

"They went through an incredibly rocky period when she and Shia were filming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," an insider tells the tabloid. "Having Shia run his mouth now and brag about sleeping with Megan is awful for them.”

Technically, Fox and Green were on a break at the time, but we've all seen Friends. We've all been there ourselves. That grey area doesn't exactly make it easier to imagine a huge Hollywood star giving it to your wife.

We feel for you, Brian. But only to a certain extent. You are still married to Megan Fox, after all.

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Today is September 2, 2010. Or 9/02/10. Or... 90210 Day!

Across the nation, fans of Beverly Hills 90210 are celebrating this once-in-a-lifetime date and occasion, as it gives us reason to recognize one of the most iconic programs in TV history.

With reruns still airing on SOAPnet, and with ESPN.com columnist Bill Simmons recording a podcast today handing out show-related awards, the drama that went off the air in 2000 is still very much in the public consciousness.

Where would the world be with Dylan's sideburns, Donna's fashion and David's music career?

The CW, of course, has spun-off the series off and created 90210 - but nothing compares to the original. Many of its stars remain in the news, as THG takes this holiday to catch up with many of its cast members...

Jennie Garth: Married to Twilight star Peter Facinelli. Was a recurring 90210 cast member during the remake's first two seasons. Competed on Dancing with the Stars.

Shannen Doherty: Also appeared on 90210 and competed on DWTS. Successfully transitioned to The CW's Charmed, but has seen career stall out since. Has been married twice, for a total of 14 months.

Who knew Megan Fox was as sly as... some sort of wild animal.

After saying in mid-June there was "no plan" to marry Brian Austin Green, the world's sexiest woman went out and married Brian Austin Green! Multiple sources confirm they got hitched on June 24.

As first reported by TMZ, Green's eight-year old son, Kassius, was present at the ceremony, which took place at the Four Seasons on the Big Island of Hawaii.

The pair has been an item since 2004, with a brief split rumored to have gone down in early 2009.

Green will forever be known as David Silver on Beverly Hills, 90210; while Fox will forever be known for looking like this.

We wish the couple nothing but the best. We guess.

In July 2008, millions of men rejoiced over the news that Megan Fox was no longer engaged to Brian Austin Green.

Now, those same individuals are crying into their pillows.

According to Green's Twitter page, the stars are once again betrothed. In response to a question about his marital status, the former Beverly Hills, 90210 actor wrote that he's "engaged and [has] a son from [his] previous relationship."

The couple is seen below with Green's child, Kassius. We're sorry Fox is wearing clothes in this shot, guys...

Other reports state Fox purchased a $2.9 million house in Los Feliz for the new family; while Green also Tweeted he's spending time these days with his fiancee in New Mexico, where she's filming a movie.

And looking really hot, no doubt.

** UPDATE: This story has been confirmed as false. Green doesn't even have a Twitter account.

Those Shia LaBeouf rumors didn't last long.

A day after reports linked her to her Transformers co-star, sources are confirming that Megan Fox is most definitely back together with Brian Austin Green.

In fact, while Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was earning over $200 million at the box office this weekend, the actress was reportedly driving from Los Angeles to Las Vegas to meet up with Green very early Sunday morning.

An insider close to the couple tells OK! that the twosome is so totally on again.

“Megan and Brian are definitely together. They call each other 'baby' and are just so cute together. I don’t think they ever really broke up. They’re so comfortable and ridiculously cute. In the elevator Megan put on chapstick with her finger and then put the rest from her finger on his lips. They seem so happy together and so in love.”

At least this week, that is.

Once this chapstick-fest dies down, however, we hope Fox takes Kim Kardashian up on her girl krush.

NOOOOO!!!!!

Now we know how spurned Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft feels. Teased. Betrayed. Heart-broken.

Following the news that Megan Fox had finally come to her (really hot!) senses and broken up with fiance Brian Austin Green, the pair were spotted together yesterday outside his car in Los Angeles.

Green appears to be walking away in a huff, but does this mean a reconciliation is in the works? Must we take down our "Honk If You're Megan Fox and Are Attracted to Celebrity Gossip Columnists" bumper stickers?!?

That's right. You keep walking way, Brian Austin Green!

Brian Austin Green is still seeing Megan Fox nude. Sorry, fellas.

Following rumors that the gorgeous actress had called off her engagement to Green, the former Beverly Hills 90210 star is speaking out.

"We're solid," Green says in the new issue of TV Guide. "We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names.”

The actor added that the only problem facing he and Fox - aside, perhaps, from every warm-blooded male wanted to see her naked - is that "we have more time away from each other right now than we'd like."

Green - who has a son, Kassius, with ex fiancée and former General Hospital star Vanessa Marcil - says he "would love" to have more kids. Yes, guys, that would entail him having intercourse with his beautiful girlfriend.

First Donna Martin and now Megan Fox? How did Brian Austin Green get so lucky?!?

Now we know why Alex Rodriguez is getting divorced from Cynthia Rodriguez.

It's not due to any affair with Maddona; it's due to the fact that A-Rod has heard the same rumors about Megan Fox that we've heard:

She's single!!!

Or at least unengaged, according to ContactMusic. Here's what sources from that website are claiming:

"Megan still cares about [former Beverly Hills 90210 star Brian Austin Green], but she now realizes she's too young to marry him."

Someone other than Brian Austin Green may soon be seeing Megan Fox nude. Might it be you?!?