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Farrah Abraham is pushing this new erotic novel trilogy she had someone ghostwrite for her, and needless to say, she thinks pretty highly of the work.

So much so, she's already thinking ahead to the future movie adaptation!

That might be a challenge for her, though. If it's anything like the book, which was hard to write because it turned her on too much, it'll be hard to focus!

Just how HOT is Celebrity Sex Tape (yes, that's really the name)?

"This is very hot and heavy. There’s a lot of heavy story work in the writing, but then it’s very hot and sexual when you’re writing it," Farrah Abraham says.

"In all honesty, it has been very hard to write the sexual scenes because it turns your mind on and it’s very hard to finish. I mean, I don’t want to say too much."

"It was very important for me to have a very awesome and authentic storyline because that’s me as a writer," she adds, seemingly without irony.

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On the heels of the just-announced, upcoming Farrah Abraham erotic book trilogy comes news that the reality/porn star's father is writing a tell-all of his own.

Michael Abraham is currently penning a book about Farrah, he revealed.

Farrah Abraham: Celeburty!

"There will be a lot of stories," he said, promising to delve into "what really happened" during Farrah's childhood and the juicy moments MTV's cameras didn't capture.

We understand where she gets her shamelessness, apparently.

The father of Farrah Abraham says the forthcoming page-turner will contain some "surprises" that might keep even the Backdoor Teen Mom guessing.

"Farrah definitely hasn't read the book yet," he said.

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Farrah Abraham has just announced a new erotic romance trilogy. You cannot make this stuff up. Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. We are dead serious.

The novels are loosely based on Abraham’s own rise to stardom and the recent scandal that put the Teen Mom under intense public scrutiny in 2013.

By "scandal," the publisher means the Farrah Abraham porn movie she signed up to do and tried to pass off as a leaked private sex tape. Just FYI.

Book One: In The Making is due out in July 2014. Cannot. WAIT.

“In The Making reveals the truth about ‘being in the limelight’ as a young celebrity,” Abraham says. “Writing this series was like therapy for me."

"Fallon’s story follows what I’ve gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public," she adds, seemingly without irony.

"Book One is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it’s also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to.”

Girl knows a thing or two about the underside, no question about it.

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We may soon see Kendall Jenner in Vogue.

But conquering the modeling world isn't enough for this 18-year old. She has her sights set on literary dominance as well.

Kendall and sister Kylie have penned a young adult novel titled "Rebels: City of Indra" that is totally not actually the work of ghost writers.

  • Rebels: City of Indra
  • Kylie and Kendall Jenner Christmas Card Photo

The book's novel hit the Internet yesterday, with Karen Hunter Publishing describing the story as follows:

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Italian businessman Alessandro Proto claims he is the inspiration behind Christian Grey, the male lead in E.L. James' trilogy Fifty Shades of Grey.

Proto met the British author in 2010 when James was touring Italy writing about international celebrities snapping up properties in the country.

  • Jamie Dornan: Christian Grey
  • A. Proto

"The firm Grey runs in the book is called Grey Enterprise Holding. Mine is called Proto Organization Holding," the 39-year-old told New York Daily News.

"When I met E.L. James I used to drive a R8 Audi."

Christian Grey, who will be played by Jamie Dornan on screen, famously drives an Audi R8 Spyder and also purchases Anastasia Steele an Audi A3.

The former encyclopedia salesman, who may make a cameo in the film, also noted that the top floor location of his office was used in the book.

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JK Rowling believes that she made a mistake by not having Hermione Granger and Harry Potter end up together forever in her best-selling books.

The author disclosed that she brought Hermione and Ron Weasley together for “very personal reasons,” not because they were a “credible” couple.

Harry Potter and Hermione

She said this weekend in an interview: "I wrote the Hermione/Ron relationship as a form of wish fulfillment. That's how it was conceived, really."

“For reasons that have very little to do with literature and far more to do with me clinging to the plot as I first imagined it, Hermione ended up with Ron."

Rowling revealed in an epilogue to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the series' seventh and final installment, that Ron and Hermione were endgame.

They were to marry and have two children, while Harry would wed Ron’s younger sister, Ginny. That's all she wrote ... until she changed her mind?

The novelist has now said that she believes Ron and Hermione would have ended up needing relationship counseling, The Sunday Times reported.

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The Fifty Shades of Grey movie has the potential to be one of the most graphic, mainstream movies in decades ... but will the final product reflect that?

While Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan have been hard at work filming steamy scenes, it appears that audiences might not get to see much of them.

Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson Photo

Reports are surfacing from the Canadian set that Universal wants desperately to lure a younger audience into the theaters to boost its box office profits.

Dornan has expressed his willingness - even hopes - that a Fifty Shades of Grey NC-17 edition be filmed and released. Execs may not agree, however.

Even if it was scaled back to an R rating, that would severely restrict the audience that could be allowed into see the film adaption of E.L. James' novel.

When you consider that ... speculation is that it may be all or nothing.

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The countdown is on, THGers. It is so very on.

It's late in the year, which means we are revealing the finalists for, and eventually the winner of, our site's prestigious, arbitrary, 7th Annual Celebrity of the Year honor.

Kate Upton heated everything up at #10, Walter White cooked his way into our hearts at #9 and Jennifer Lawrence stole them at #8. Now, our seventh finalist ...

Christian Grey!

Jamie Dornan: Christian Grey

We thought about giving this slot to Jamie Dornan, who will bring Christian Grey to life in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie adaptation of EL James' books.

It was Christian who left more of a mark on 2013 than Dornan, however. In fact, the actor who will actually play him on screen was only recently revealed.

He wasn't even the first person announced as the lead character. That was Charlie Hunnam, who went on to bail on the sexy project for unspecified reasons.

Prior to the casting of Hunnam and the re-casting of the role with Dornan, never has there been more speculation, debate and opinion over a movie character.

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Ned Vizzini, who scored a big hit with It’s Kind of a Funny Story, a young adult novel about depression, has died in an apparent suicide at the age of 32.

He jumped off the roof of his parents’ Brooklyn home on Thursday, the AP reports.

Vizzini had struggled with mental illness all his life, his brother Daniel Vizzini said.

It’s Kind of a Funny Story is based on his time in a Brooklyn psychiatric ward as a teen. It was later made into a film starring Zach Galifianakis and Keir Gilchrist.

Ned Vizzini traveled the country talking about mental health issues.

“At his signings, countless kids would approach him to say that he changed their lives - he gave them hope,” his longtime publisher, Alessandra Balzer, said.

The troubled Vizzini’s other books include Be More Chill and The Other Normals, both of which also told of young people who feel like outsiders.

He is survived by his wife and their two-year-old son. R.I.P.

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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly met with a literary agency as part of negotiations to pen a tell-all book about, well, anything you could possibly imagine.

Heck, that could be an anthology.

Where would she even begin with such an endeavor? We have no idea, but we recommend the use of this animated GIF for the cover. So cutting-edge!

Lindsay Lohan Through the Years

Between her arrests, drug abuse, acting career, romances and dysfunctional family, her memoir could be epic if she told an unabridged, unfiltered version.

The book began, according to insiders, as a series of journal entries, which the actress wrote during her latest (seventh or eighth, by our count) trip to rehab.

It was a therapeutic exercise for a troubled celebrity more than anything, and as a result, the book is in its early stages and doesn't have a clear focus.

Lindsay Lohan "wants to open up every part of her life," however.

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