Bob Saget
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For all of those fearing that Hyde has jumped the proverbial shark, well, this isn't about to dispel that theory.

The man best known as Danny Tanner partied it up in L.A. Sunday. Yes, Bob Saget was the biggest celeb at Hyde, according to TMZ's club spies.

At least the Olsen Twins are old enough to get sloshed with him now.

Meanwhile, underage hottie Hayden Panettiere was spotted outside her home after visiting Nickelodeon Studios to support her little brother, Jansen Panettiere, in his new TV movie, Last Day of Summer.

Only 42 more days until she's legal. Just saying.

Back east, Akon and Samantha Cole were spotted rocking out to Amy Winehouse tunes in the Hamptons at the pleasure palace Star Room.

Fortunately, Akon did not smack that (well, at least not in public). We're sure he tried his best to throw someone off stage. Danah Allyene was probably mad jealous.

While Akon looked on, lyricist extraordinaire L'il Jon entered the scene and entertained the crowd from the DJ booth, taking over the beats.

We can only imagine, having heard his collaborations with Usher about 10 million times, that this involved a lot of L'il Jon screaming "Okaaaaay" and "Yeahhh!"

Meanwhile, back in the city, she of the large booty, Kim Kardashian and himbo Wilmer Valderrama rocked the Estrada Entertainment party at Home.

Hey, when you're no longer with Mandy Moore, you might as well move on to an inferior model. That guy's bedpost must be enormous to accommodate all those notches.

Bob Saget can't believe it. At the DVD Release Party for "Farce of the Penguins," he was confronted by his longtime TV daughter. Both of them.

Having blocked out his years on the G-rated series Full House, the surprisingly foul-mouthed comic was stunned to learn that the adorable Michelle Tanner was actually played by two girls - identical twins Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen - and that neither has enjoyed a good meal since they were on the program. Nor do they own mirrors...

We're with you, Bob. We're with you. Seeing the Olsen Twins always delivers a shock to our systems as well. Saget also was overheard wondering aloud why the hell Stavros Niarchos would hit that, and asking where Candace Cameron was.