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Valeria Lukyanova is loving the selfie trend. As well as the no makeup trend.

Oh, and the revealing, tiny bikini trend. Everyone's in on that nowadays, too.

The part where she tries to become a Human Barbie doll is all her, though.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Selfie

Having already shown us Valeria Lukyanova without makeup this week, she's upped the ante here with a (mostly) bare-faced bikini selfie flaunting her insane body.

The 28-year-old with the impossibly tiny waist, ridiculously enhanced breasts and almost comically emotionless expression checks all the boxes here.

There's no doubt that Human Barbie, who makes use of contact lenses, massive stage makeup and hair extensions, looks a bit less plastic au naturale.

It's those very factors that leave Human Ken (Justin Jedlica) unimpressed by Valeria's committed efforts to look like a toy. Only he is truly plastic.

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In case the world needed proof that even supermodels sometimes dislike their bodies, Kate Upton's boobs, she says, are too big and making life hard.

(Among other things. Ahem.)

But seriously folks. The 21-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model says she wishes for smaller boobs "every day of [her] life." 

"Every single day, I'm like 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,'" she said, adding, "especially if people didn't constantly bring them up."

Uh, Kate, when you have THAT rack and you model in your underwear, they sort of become a topic of conversation all on their own, you know?

The Kate Upton GIFs below. help illustrate just how great her boobs are, BTW. So why does Kate say she wants smaller boobs? Because fashion!!

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You need not have a penis to appreciate Kim Kardashian bikini photos.

Asked by E! News whether this reality star would be a good fit for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Chrissy Teigen replied with an enthusiastic yes and added:

"She would be fantastic. I mean if there is a swimsuit body out there, its Kim Kardashian, my goodness!

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic
Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?

The 28-year old Teigen was featured on the cover of this magazine's latest revealing issue... but she says she can't even match Kim's impressive features.

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It looks like Beyonce, Queen of all things female empowerment and embracing your body and owning your sexuality, has succumbed to the pressures of photoshop. 

In a recent Instagram share, Beyonce sports a thigh gap likely photoshopped onto her body. Or off of her body, as the case may be.

Instead of her usual bootylicious, kickin' curves, Beyonce's thigh gap is pronounced and also a bit distorted, like perhaps a clone tool was used to whittle away her inner thighs.

See?

Beyonce Thigh Gap Photoshop

Fans have taken to Twitter to call out the singer's apparent use of photoshop in one of her recent "candid" Beyonce photos where she's playing golf barefoot in a bikini.

(Who does that? Queen Bey, apparently, because she runs the world.)

Take a look at what some of them are saying:

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Melissa Joan Hart is so proud of her 40-pound weight loss with Nutrisystem, the ABC Family star posed for a bikini photo to document the transformation.

And we thank the actress for that, as well as Nutrisystem!

Melissa Joan Hart Bikini Photo

"It's not everyday I like to show a lot of skin," the 37-year-old Hart said, explaining it all when it comes to her body, "but these days, I'm feeling confident."

The Melissa & Joey star's toned legs and taut tummy are on display to show off her weight loss since the birth of her youngest son Tucker, 18 months.

The mom to Mason, 8, Braydon, 5, and Tucker gained 60 pounds during her third pregnancy. "I was so sick of things not fitting properly," Hart told Us.

That promoted the star to join Nutrisystem in February 2013.

Since her life-changing decision, Hart says she's dropped "three jean sizes, and all my baby weight and then some." Impressive stuff, no doubt about it!

Compare her to other super slimmed-down celebs below!

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It's April, which means in some parts of the country, folks are still scraping frost off their windshields, while lucky SOBs further south are lying poolside wearing next to nothing.

Kaley Cuoco posted a pic to Instagram confirming that she's definitely in the latter category.

Kaley Cuoco Bikini Image

The Big Bang Theory star posted the above photo of herself, her lagoon-style pool and her giant inflatable swan along with the caption, "Best. Day. Ever."

Cuoco has every reason to have a smile on her face these days. She married Ryan Sweeting in January and recently revealed that thanks to her brief relationship with Henry Cavill, she's more famous than ever.  

It's no surprise that the Big Bang Theory star is fond of posing for bikini photos. Kaley says her breast implants (that she received at age 18) still qualify as the "best decision" she ever made.

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Model Stasiya Maria is suing Chris Brown, claiming his modeling agency took photos of her and is now using her image without having paying her a penny.

In other news ... Chris Brown has a modeling agency.

  • Stasiya Maria Pic
  • Chris Brown Shirtless, Tattoos

Stasiya Maria claims she was invited to a test shoot for the agency, Legendary Faces, on March 21. This meeting, she says, turned into a giant casting call.

She says she had no idea what was going on, but played along just the same, posing for a few bikini photos with other girls in lingerie. Modeling work.

However, Maria claims she never signed a release.

This has become an issue because she's now featured in two Instagram promotional videos the company produced, essentially marketing them for free.

Maria's lawyer fired off a letter to Chris Brown's company, demanding it take the videos down immediately or she will follow through with a lawsuit.

Legendary Faces had no comment on the matter ... most likely because the face of the company is traveling on Con Air to D.C. to face trial for assault.

Tends to throw a wrench into a lot of PR efforts.

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova has no plans to reproduce, which is probably cause for celebration ... and she doesn't believe in races mixing, either.

Say what now?

In an interview with GQ, the aspiring plastic-human hybrid slash Ukrainian model (or whatever she is) opens up about parenting and why she doesn't want kids.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

"The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me," Valeria Lukyanova says. "Most people have children to fulfill their own ambitions, not to give anything."

"They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her."

"They just try to shape her according to some weird script - whatever they couldn't do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. I'd rather die from torture.

"The worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."

Hard to argue her point about having kids for the right reasons, but her comments on the "degeneration" of beauty and the reasons behind it are eye-opening.

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Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick eloping? We somehow doubt it.

But that doesn't mean the couple isn't doing very well these days.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a throwback photo on Instagram last night, disgusting the world by depicting herself straddling Disick in a bikini and writing as a caption to the picture:

"Found this oldie on my computer. Crazy in [love."

Kourtney Straddles Scott

Kardashian and Disick have two kids together, but have resisted all pressure to actually tie the knot.

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Amanda Bynes is back on Twitter.. and trying to get back on track as a human being.

The seemingly troubled actress made like Kim Kardashian yesterday, posting a couple bikini photos of herself on Instagram and showing off a new, healthy-looking body.

"Thank you everyone for all the birthday wishes," Bynes captioned one image of her curvy backside and impressive physique.

Bynes completed her inpatient treatment in December, following an involuntarily stay at UCLA Medical Center after a strange driveway-burning incident in July.

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