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From Orange County to Atlanta, Beverly Hills to Miami and everywhere in between, The Real Housewives of Bravo have two things in common:

  1. Throwing excessive, lavish, over-the-top parties
  2. Creating petulant, childish, over-the-top drama

But because everyone needs some downtime after going all-in with these dueling pursuits, they can also be found lounging by a beach or a pool often. 

They generally look pretty good in the process, too.

In honor of summer, we've compiled a smoking hot list of 25 housewives, past and present, who are proven professionals at flaunting their formidable assets.

And probably trading insults while doing so.

Joanna Krupa
Joanna Krupa is hotter than hot on The Real Housewives of Miami.

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Amethyst Kelly has a lot to celebrate for her 24th birthday.

Not only did the rapper better known as Iggy Azalea land the number one and number two spots on the Billboard Hot 100 (a feat no one has accomplished since The Beatles), her sophomore album, The New Classic, is poised to become one of the best sellers of 2014.

Oh, and did we mention she's got a badonkadonk for the ages?

Iggy Azalea Bikini Photo
Iggy rocks a bikini on a yacht. Safe to say, she's living the good life these days.

If you ask us, dat ass is the real new classic and we're certainly not the only ones to take notice of the fact that it seems disproportionately huge when compared to the rest of Iggy's slender frame.

Tyler the Creator accused Iggy of "fake booty" on 106 & Park recently, and while Azalea responded by calling Tyler "immature," she did not refute his claims that she's sitting on implants.

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Emily Ratajkowski has never been shy about stripping down for the camera, and we guess Emily is technically wearing clothes in this photo and thus not violating Instagram's anti-boobie rules, but ...

This is about as naked as you can get without pissing off the admins:

Emily Ratajkowski Semi-Nude

Those are guitar picks Emily's wearing, and because her nipples are covered, there will be no need for a topless Scout Willis protest. (Although if she feels like strutting around town naked again, we won't complain.)

It's actually been an exciting week for redefining the boundaries of nudity.

First, Rihanna twerking in a see-through dress showed us all that with enough innovation, you can wear "clothes," while still displaying every part of your anatomy. 

Now we have Emily rocking a couple dozen plastic disks and calling it a bikini. 

Clearly their accomplishments this week have earned these two women a spot in the Near Nudity Hall of Fame next to the girl who first wore leggings to a college class and called them pants.

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The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco has become one of the Internet's new obsessions in 2014. Which is interesting, since she's been around for years.

And very funny, talented and attractive for years ... but nothing catapults a girl to online stardom like dating someone even more famous than she is!

That's the weird truth in Kaley's case, as years of success on The Big Bang Theory paled in comparison to the two weeks she dated Henry Cavill.

He is Superman, we get it, but it was like two weeks! She's now married to someone else! Speaking of which, how much do you hate Ryan Sweeting?

We kid, Ryan. We kid. He's not the type of guy you hate hate, just jokingly-say-you-hate when you scroll through the Kaley Cuoco photos below:

Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo
The world's hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.

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Emma Roberts is engaged to Evan Peters, but that doesn't mean Julia's niece can't continue to flaunt her curves for her adoring public.

Emma Roberts Bikini Selfie

"Wish you were here," Emma wrote on Instagram along with the above photo. We're sure many of her male fans wish they could join her as well.

Emma and Evan are chilling in Hawaii at the moment, and in addition to the fact that Emma is certainly easy on the eyes, this photo is an encouraging sign that all is finally well for the troubled young couple. 

In July of 2013, Emma was arrested for domestic violence following a dispute with Peters. The incident became instant tabloid fodder and a messy breakup seemed all but guaranteed.

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As a member of the royal family, and the mother of the heir of the throne of the United Kingdom, interest in Duchess Kate Middleton is understandably high.

She's also ridiculously gorgeous, which only fuels the media fire. She puts the body in body politic, or something, but not without major controversy.

On one hand, it should be against the law to look as good as she does, wearing anything or next to nothing ... or deprive the public of such a sight.

Yet the fact that paparazzi continues to publish unwanted, revealing shots of her - most recently the Kate Middleton bum photo - is shady by any measure.

In summation: Kate Middleton = Gorgeous. Revealing pictures of Kate = Rare, and likely to be even more so now that a minder has been hired to curtail them.

Probably for the best, because she does deserve a modicum of privacy. Still, you can scroll through these 19 classics to enjoy this titan of bikini history:

Kate Middleton Pregnant Bikini Pic
A bikini photo of the pregnant Kate Middleton on holiday in Mustique, early 2013.

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Kylie Jenner continues to do all she can to make us question if she's really 16 years old.

The reality star posts near-daily photos of herself showing more skin than the typical lingerie model, and those Kylie Jenner before and after pictures depict dramatically different facial features.

Has she had plastic surgery? Is it an issue of makeup? Puberty? And will this young teenager ever stop adding inappropriate images to Instagram?!?

The latest went up this morning and it features Kylie in a bikini.

No caption is attached because Kylie herself is likely bored by such pics at this point. What's even left to say anymore?

Kylie Jenner in a Two-Piece

One would think sisters Khloe or Kim Kardashian would offer Kylie some words of wisdom, perhaps encourage her to put on some clothing for a change.

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The 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover, featuring Chrissy Teigen, Lily Aldridge and Nina Agdal, was hailed as a hit across the nation.

LeAnn Rimes was apparently a big fan. The singer showed off her own amazing figure when she posted a cheeky bikini photo via Twitter on Monday.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Photo with Friends

Captioned "Models in training @SInow sequel #happymemorialdayboys #wetryhard #having fun," Rimes and two pals created a lighthearted remake.

With LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's VH1 reality show set to begin soon, she is all smiles, and with good reason. At least when it comes to her figure.

Clearly, she's been working out and proud of it!

"Workouts done!" Rimes tweeted to trainer Ilyse Baker earlier in the day. "Every inch of me is drenched!! @ilysebaker time for sun & a bikini!"

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It's Memorial Day, America, and that means family, food and fun; it means relaxation, reflection and reverence for those who served our great country.

It also means the unofficial start of bikini season!

Astronomically, the first day of summer is June 21, but for all intents and purposes, the hottest season of the year is underway as of this national holiday.

So whether you're hitting the beach, having a reunion with friends and relatives, or just chilling outdoors, these celebrity bikini photos will help get you in the spirit.

Or if you're stuck indoors for whatever reason, you can at least ogle Kate Upton and/or do some online swimsuit shopping for when you're not stuck indoors.

Could be worse, people. Could. Be. Worse.

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

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Jenelle Evans' due date may be much closer than the June 29 we originally believed. She's starting to drop hints that Kaiser is about to drop ... literally.

Not that this will stop her endless parade of bikini selfies, of course. Nor should it.

This is what Jenelle Evans does. It comes as naturally to her as breathing or screaming at Bahbrah. But that baby bump of hers may be gone soon:

Jenelle Evans Hot Pic

"Oh man, just took the longest nap from 5-9!" Jenelle wrote. "Lmao now about to kill this homework and get it done early incase Kaiser decides to come!

"In case Kaiser decides to come" certainly sounds like an imminent arrival, although even the June 29 date would put her at or close to full term now.

At that point, especially for a second pregnancy, it could be game on. So maybe we're reading too much into things (which we likely are, as it's Jenelle).

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