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Oh yeah, Kendall Jenner? You really think you're the hot sister now?!?

Kim Kardashian sent a clear message to her rival sibling yesterday while sun tanning in Mexico, essentially asking Kendall: Are you sure about that?!?

Wearing a bikini (and no top in one picture!), Kim shared two photos via Instagram, each of which depicted “#OurLovelyLadyLumps.”

That’s Joe Francis' pregnant girlfriend, Abbey Wilson, alongside Kim in the first shot:

  • Kim Kardashian Sun Bathing
  • Kim Kardashian and Her Lady Lumps

Kardashian whined earlier in the week about missing her #SkinnyDays, setting a poor example for her young fans by saying she was on the treadmill as she typed that message.

Why is this a poor message?

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The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from yesterday are the stuff of urban legend. Some say if you stare at them too long, she'll tell you the exact day and time that you're going to die.

Perhaps feeling guilty about the cancerous evil that she'd unleashed upon the world, Lindsay tried to compensate today by posting a much more flattering photo of herself in a two-piece.

Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Selfie

She put some thought into this one, folks. Note the way she crouched over and pouted her lips: not only does the pose hide her prominent booze belly, it also subconsciously brings to mind the top-notch blowies that Linds has used to help her stay rich.

Is it enough to erase yesterday's embarrassments from our mind? (In addition to the showing off her foul beach body, Lindsay fell down drunk at a film festival.) Of course, not but we encourage cleavage-y selfies under any circumstances.

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Elle MacPherson has been a supermodel since before the term existed, and as she proved in her latest TwitPic, at 50 she's looking fit as ever.

Elle MacPherson Bikini Photo

Yes, 50. The photo serves as a welcome contrast to the Lindsay Lohan bikini pics from yesterday that showed the 28-year-old "actress" looking boozy and bloated in an ill-fitting two-piece.

In a way, Elle is sort of the anti-Lindsay, and not just because she looks better in a bikini.

Unlike LiLo and, in fact, most of the starlets to crop up over the past 30 years, Elle's career has lasted decades longer than anyone could've guessed and she remains a picture of class, dignity, and, yes, hotness well into middle age.

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Lindsay Lohan is in Italy at the moment, and when she's not falling down drunk at film festivals, she's treating the beautiful nation to the sight of her booze-ravaged, once-hot body.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image
Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She's certainly looked better!

That's Linds exposing her ginger skin on the island of Ischia. Yes, despite having not done any sort of real work in the past ten years, Lindsay still lives the good life.

But while Lohan's lack of work doesn't seem to have affected her lifestyle, her lack of working out is immediately apparent.

Sure, we've seen Lindsay's gym selfies, but ya know who takes photos of themselves at the gym and posts them to Instagram? People who only go to the gym once a year!

Anybody who's seen Lindsay's Playboy photos knows it wasn't all that long ago that the Mean Girls star was sporting a taut stomach and some smokin' curves. So what happened?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Kendall Jenner and Instagram go together like peanut butter and jelly, and ever since her modeling career began taking off, Kendall's photo-sharing habits have gotten better than ever.

Case in point:

Kendall Jenner Lingerie Photo

Yeah, it might not be as good as when Kendall mocked Kim Kardashian on Instagram, but it's still solid stuff.

Kendall's pose might be a bit strange (Why is she flexing and fondling her own stomach like that?), but there's no arguing with that body.

Judging by her toned figure, it seems Kendall's been staying in shape the right way - hitting the gym rather than starving herself. She may have gotten her first break as a result of her last name, but nowadays, Kendall is clearly putting in the work necessary to make it in modeling.

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Emily Ratajkowski rose to prominence with her NSFW appearance in Robin Thicke's video for "Blurred Lines," and hasn't stopped heating up the web since.

The Sports Illustrated model's sexy self-portraits continue to make waves, particularly if they involve bikinis and her prancing around on a sunny beach.

Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
Emily Ratajkowski posts a bikini photo on Instagram and makes a play for Hottest Woman Alive status.

As her career takes her to high fashion houses, arthouse erotica shoots and traditional bikini modeling the British-born stunner has no trouble flaunting her figure.

Thank goodness for that.

This time, the Entourage actress wasn't taking part in any formal shoot, just posting a few bikini snapshots of herself for her Instagram account.

For this, we thank her.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This is rather awesome.

Inspired by Bethany Townsend - the 23-year old Crohn's Disease patient who recently posted photos of her and her colostomy bag online - many others inflicted with this same condition are taking to the Internet.

And shedding their body image concerns in the process.

Crohn’s is a disease that hits the digestive system, causing severe inflammation, making it difficult for one to absorb nutrients, digest food and remove waste. Often, those affected by it must wear a colostomy bag.

Thanks to Townsend’s bravery, many others have now posted photos of themselves on the Crohn’s and Colitis UK Facebook page with the hashtag #GetYourBellyOut.

Demi Lovato would be proud of these inspiring individuals. Applaud their pictures now:

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The Internet may have helped make Kaley Cuoco a star (well, the Internet and her relationship with Henry Cavill), but that doesn't mean the Big Bang Theory actress is 100% happy with all the attention she receives online.

Kaley Cuoco Butt Shots
Kaley shows two angles of her backside. We think they both look good!

Take the above photo, for example. Sure, Kaley posted it to her Instagram account, but she did so to demonstrate that fame is a double-edged sword:

"Dear paparazzi, TY for managing to capture the best and WORST angles of my ass that's humanly possible. You make my dreams come true."

We detect a note of sarcasm.

Seriously, though, we can't understand why she's upset. We think Kaley's butt looks good in both shots...and for that matter, in every other bikini photo she's posted while partying with Ryan Sweeting in Cabo.

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One week after giving birth to her baby son Kaiser, Jenelle Evans is back in a bikini, and back on Instagram. It's actually a little surprising that she made it this long.

Finally getting the beach trip she used as a delivery day decoy earlier this month, the Teen Mom 2 star is not shy about flaunting her postpartum figure.

Or anything else.

  • Jenelle Evans Post-Baby Bikini Pic
  • Jenelle n' Jace

Along for Jenelle’s trip to the beach was older son, Jace, whose MIA father is Andrew Lewis, and who is still under legal guardianship of her mom Barbara.

She actually has custody of Kai, and has been making solid strides with Jace lately, spending time with him as often as she can and looking happy.

The previous day, Evans and boyfriend Nathan Griffith took their three young children (including his daughter from a previous relationship) to the zoo.

Of course, in addition to welcoming a child into the world, she also welcomed new insults from haters who jumped all over her for ... well, everything.

Despite the fact that Jenelle and Nathan took Kaiser home early while the two older kids watched fireworks with Nathan’s family, the critics hammered them.

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Kourtney Kardashian is making it very hard for us to make fun of her with the following photo.

The reality star has posted an image to Instagram of herself in a bikini, catching some rays and showing off her baby bump... while adorable daughter Penelope climbs on top of her pending little brother or sister.

Love or hate (or really, really, really hate) this family, it's a rather precious mother/child moment:

Baby Bumpin with Penelope

Kourtney is yet to publicly confirm her third pregnancy in any way except for a Keeping Up with the Kardashians teaser clip that ran on E! of her breaking the big news to Scott Disick.

But she's expected to give birth toward the end of 2014.

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