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It may have snowed on Mother's Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely.

Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it's warm. We're not complaining.

But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now!

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they've climbed upon

Don't get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction.

And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who get paid to look hot in bikinis?

(But really, we'd just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots...)

Ahhh, summer. We love you.

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We don't know what the weather is like in your corner of the world, but we're certain the new issue of Entertainment Weekly will make you feel that summer has arrived:

Jessica Alba Bikini Photo

That's Jessica Alba presenting the magazine's annual Summer Must List.

We think number one on that list should be "spend a few minutes ogling Jessica's perfectly toned bikini body."

Alba turned 33 last month and she gave birth to her second daughter in 2011, but somehow she looks just as good (or better?!) than when she first gained fame in her early 20s.

Jessica will reprise her role as kind-hearted stripper Nancy in this summer's highly-anticipated Sin City sequel, A Dame to Kill For.

Based on the photo above, we'd say that's a perfectly appropriate title.

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Selena Gomez is sick of being the butt of jokes.

She's sick of people thinking she's at the whim and discretion of Justin Bieber. She's sick of not standing on her own.

Or something like all of that.

But the artist has made a (SEXY!) statement on Instagram, posting yet another revealing photo on the social media network and including along with the bikini shot a caption that reads:

Taking my power back. Can’t wait to show you where I’ve been. I love y’all. Ps, I still obsess over pickles.

Selena Gomez Bikini Instagram Photo
Selena Gomez rocks a bikini in this Instagram photo. She says in the caption that she is "taking" her "power" back.

It's unclear exactly what Gomez is referring to (other than an affinity for pickles), this marks the second sizzling Selena picture of the week.

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Brooke Birmingham will be featured in Shape Magazine after all.

Over the past few months, the 28-year old Illinois resident has risen to online fame through her blog (Brooke: Not on a Diet), which chronicles her 170-pound weight loss.

The story caught the attention of Shape editors, who asked to publish a photo of Brooke's incredible feat... only to back out when she provided them with the following image:

Brooke Birmingham Bikini Photo

Told it was "policy" for the publication to only run images of subjects with their shirts on, Birmingham was applauded for basically calling out this BS excuse to NOT post a picture of her stomach rolls.

"If I couldn't have the picture of me in my bikini to go along with my story, then it wasn't MY story," she wrote a few weeks ago. "The story I wanted to tell and shout out to the world, not their ideal story. So, if I couldn't tell it my way, then they weren't going to be able to tell it at all."

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Stacy Keibler isn't letting George Clooney's engagement get her down.

Yes, her serious ex is now betrothed to Amal Alamuddin, but this former WWE Diva has plenty to keep her distract and excited these days in light of that shocking news.

She's pregnant with her first child!

The Supermarket Superstar host shared an Instagram picture yestrerday of her new body, writing as a caption to this unusual bikini photo:

"Can't wait to spend next #MothersDay with this little angel in my arms #happymama #babybump."

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A new revealing photo of Demi Lovato has hit the Internet. By the singer's own volition this time around.

Just a few weeks removed from having Demi Lovato nude photos leaked online, the young artist poses here for a selfie in Brazil, soaking up some rays in that country via a bikini.

"When in Brazil…… #NEONLIGHTSTOURSA," Lovato penned as a caption.

Does this mean she also got a Brazillian... down there? Scratch that. We don't want to know.

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Kathy Griffin is known for making crude jokes and going to extreme lengths for attention ... sort of like the Joan Rivers of her generation, minus plastic surgery.

You can always count on good ol' Kath when it comes to parading around with Levi Johnson or pretending to fellate Anderson Cooper on New Year's Eve.

She has never been known for posting bikini selfies, however ... until now:

Kathy Griffin Bikini Selfie

Kathy will never be confused for Kate Upton, but for a 53-year-old, damn, girl.

Naturally, the raunchy comedian was posing here half-naked while preparing for an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Standard operating procedure.

So would you ... you know? Vote below, then check out other classic selfies:

Kathy Griffin: Would you hit it?

 

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Move over, Kim Kardashian. Kate Upton is Vogue UK's June cover star, photographed by Mario Testino in a Dolce & Gabbana two-piece in the Caribbean.

As with most Kate Upton bikini photos, the supermodel is as sun-kissed and gorgeous as the season for which bikinis were made. And we love her for that.

Kate Upton Vogue UK Cover

In Vogue's interview, Kate talked to contributing editor, and fellow cover girl, Alexa Chung about the impact of her much-talked-about body on the industry.

"It's weird that in the press they'll be like, your biggest fight was with the industry and the designers, and I'm like, no, my biggest fight was with my agents," she says.

Just "trying to get them to sign me into the castings" was her #1 challenge, she says. "I thought, how I'm going to come out of this will be an example for girls."

On her latest of many magazine covers, she showcases the season's sportiest swimwear, while on the cover she channels a '50s siren you might remember.

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It took nearly three years, but Tamera Mowry-Housley is back in a bikini.

The actress (forever beloved for her role on Sister, Sister) was afraid to don a two-piece since giving birth to son Aden in November 2012.

But she braved the swimwear for a new photoshoot with In Touch Weekly, telling the tabloid that it's been a long time since she allowed anyone to see this much of her body.

Tamera Mowry-Housley Bikini Pic

"It’s the first time I’ve been in a bikini since my honeymoon,” Tamera, who married Fox news correspondent Adam Housley in 2011, says. “I feel great!"

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, just will not go away. In fact she is everywhere these days ... and now doing whatever it is she does on video no less!

Yes, Human Barbie has a YouTube channel. One which houses a number of videos, cutely categorized under "Barbie Style," and all as bizarre as you'd think.

This one in particular, showing her at the beach, is the most recent (and arguably the most scary) upload. Take a look, but be warned: You can't unsee this:

Yeah ... we often find ourselves at a loss for words when it comes to this girl.

Even with no makeup (or less makeup), Valeria Lukyanova is one of the all-time characters. Or caricatures, to be more precise. She's clearly not human.

She says she subsists on air and light alone, after all. No person does that!

Valeria is certifiable, without question, but perhaps even crazier than what she does to herself are the people who think she's some sort of role model.

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