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Yesterday, we brought you the tale of Human Jessica Rabbit Penny Brown, a woman using surgery, corsets and makeup to embody the Who Framed Roger Rabbit vixen.

In a bid to recreate Jessica's extreme hourglass figure, the 25-year-old pinup model got breast implants (to say the least), taking her from a 34H to a 36O.

Who knew cup sizes even went up to O? Not even Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova can touch that ... and HJR somehow fit into a 23-inch corset, too.

How does Penny Brown stack up against the original plastic princess, though? And who would you rather ... y'know? Cast your vote in the poll below!

And the Winner is?

Human Barbie or Human Jessica Rabbit: Who'd you rather ... you know? Vote for the sexiest plastic surgery obsessed babe in our official survey. View Poll »

It's a tough call, we know, but these issues must be decided.

Want more Human Jessica Rabbit? We don't have too many additional pics for you now, sadly (or luckily, you could say). But want more Human Barbie?

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For a while there, it looked as though Selena Gomez was done with Instagram.

Unlike Selena's breakups with Justin Bieber, we were all hoping this split wouldn't last and thankfully, Selena has returned to the world of online photo-sharing in the most glorious fashion possible:

Selena Gomez Hot in a Bikini

Yes, Selena bikini photos have been an almost non-stop treat so far this season, and we're hoping the 21-year-old singer will keep up the good work.

After all, Selena is well and truly single for the first time in a long time and what better way to stick it to your ex than by constantly showing the world how good you're looking these days?

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Mekayla Diehl did not win the title of Miss USA 2014.

That honor, instead, went to Nia Sanchez of Nevada.

But many consider Diehl to have been the true winner of this annual competition after the reigning Miss Indiana showed off what many consider to be a "normal" bikini body:

Mekayla Diehl Bikini Pic
Mekayla Diehl looks hot in a bikini. Hot and not alarmingly skinny. Go Mekayla!

As a result, fans were upset she didn't advance further.

"The fact that Miss Indiana is not a complete twig makes me really happy!" Tweeted viewer Kadee McKoin, while @StephsDangerout added that she was “upset” because the 25-year old didn’t make it beyond the semifinals.

"Miss Indiana looked like a normal person... and she didn't make the cut," wrote that user.

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Katy Perry is a California girl...tht's undeniable. But we rarely see the "Roar" singer rocking a pair of daisy dukes, bikini on top.

While Rihanna's twerking in a see-through dress, KP usually stays semi-covered up (at least by modern pop star standards), so it's a pleasure and a rare treat when Katy posts a a photo of herself in some skimpy attire: 

Katy Perry Bikini Pose

Over the weekend, Katy took time out from her hectic schedule of touring and recording to spend time soaking up some rays, and fortunately for us, to decided to share the experience on Instagram.

In a recent interview, Katy discussed her sex life and stated that in the past she'd up to a year without gettin' any. We'd like to advise her that posting photos like this is a good way to ensure that never happens again.

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Lea Michele made like Kim Kardashian over the weekend.

No, the Glee star didn't have sex with Ray J on video. Nor did she get married for a third time or have a child out of wedlock or pretend as if her E! reality show isn't entirely scripted.

Instead, Michele posted a picture on vacation of her rear end in a bikini, captioning the hot Instagram photo simply "Hawaii."

Michele Bikini Body

The star is typically known more for her voice and her acting (watch Glee online via TV Fanatic to see what we mean) than her body... but she's been making a point to change that in recent weeks.

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From Orange County to Atlanta, Beverly Hills to Miami and everywhere in between, The Real Housewives of Bravo have two things in common:

  1. Throwing excessive, lavish, over-the-top parties
  2. Creating petulant, childish, over-the-top drama

But because everyone needs some downtime after going all-in with these dueling pursuits, they can also be found lounging by a beach or a pool often. 

They generally look pretty good in the process, too.

In honor of summer, we've compiled a smoking hot list of 25 housewives, past and present, who are proven professionals at flaunting their formidable assets.

And probably trading insults while doing so.

Joanna Krupa
Joanna Krupa is hotter than hot on The Real Housewives of Miami.

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Amethyst Kelly has a lot to celebrate for her 24th birthday.

Not only did the rapper better known as Iggy Azalea land the number one and number two spots on the Billboard Hot 100 (a feat no one has accomplished since The Beatles), her sophomore album, The New Classic, is poised to become one of the best sellers of 2014.

Oh, and did we mention she's got a badonkadonk for the ages?

Iggy Azalea Bikini Photo
Iggy rocks a bikini on a yacht. Safe to say, she's living the good life these days.

If you ask us, dat ass is the real new classic and we're certainly not the only ones to take notice of the fact that it seems disproportionately huge when compared to the rest of Iggy's slender frame.

Tyler the Creator accused Iggy of "fake booty" on 106 & Park recently, and while Azalea responded by calling Tyler "immature," she did not refute his claims that she's sitting on implants.

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Emily Ratajkowski has never been shy about stripping down for the camera, and we guess Emily is technically wearing clothes in this photo and thus not violating Instagram's anti-boobie rules, but ...

This is about as naked as you can get without pissing off the admins:

Emily Ratajkowski Semi-Nude

Those are guitar picks Emily's wearing, and because her nipples are covered, there will be no need for a topless Scout Willis protest. (Although if she feels like strutting around town naked again, we won't complain.)

It's actually been an exciting week for redefining the boundaries of nudity.

First, Rihanna twerking in a see-through dress showed us all that with enough innovation, you can wear "clothes," while still displaying every part of your anatomy. 

Now we have Emily rocking a couple dozen plastic disks and calling it a bikini. 

Clearly their accomplishments this week have earned these two women a spot in the Near Nudity Hall of Fame next to the girl who first wore leggings to a college class and called them pants.

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The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco has become one of the Internet's new obsessions in 2014. Which is interesting, since she's been around for years.

And very funny, talented and attractive for years ... but nothing catapults a girl to online stardom like dating someone even more famous than she is!

That's the weird truth in Kaley's case, as years of success on The Big Bang Theory paled in comparison to the two weeks she dated Henry Cavill.

He is Superman, we get it, but it was like two weeks! She's now married to someone else! Speaking of which, how much do you hate Ryan Sweeting?

We kid, Ryan. We kid. He's not the type of guy you hate hate, just jokingly-say-you-hate when you scroll through the Kaley Cuoco photos below:

Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo
The world's hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.

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Emma Roberts is engaged to Evan Peters, but that doesn't mean Julia's niece can't continue to flaunt her curves for her adoring public.

Emma Roberts Bikini Selfie

"Wish you were here," Emma wrote on Instagram along with the above photo. We're sure many of her male fans wish they could join her as well.

Emma and Evan are chilling in Hawaii at the moment, and in addition to the fact that Emma is certainly easy on the eyes, this photo is an encouraging sign that all is finally well for the troubled young couple. 

In July of 2013, Emma was arrested for domestic violence following a dispute with Peters. The incident became instant tabloid fodder and a messy breakup seemed all but guaranteed.

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