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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Kelly Brook bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #86: Keeley Hazell!

Keeley Hazell Bikini Photo

From one busty British babe to another, Kelly passes the torch to Keeley. Almost poetic. The frequent UK pin-up certainly makes good use of her assets, doesn't she?

Yeah. They're not small. By any measure. What else can we say?

Just kep up the good work, Keeley. Keep doing what it is you do.

Click to enlarge more Keeley Hazell photos below (some pretty NSFW ones after the jump, be forewarned), and check back for THG's bikini babe #85 ...

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Jessica Simpson's diet and post-pregnancy body aren't the only reasons she's making news this week. Check out this new photo of her baby girl Maxi!

Yep, that's little Maxwell Drew Johnson, age four months, rocking a bikini. 

Jess revealed the pic on Katie Couric's talk show this week, immediately drawing criticism from some parenting groups who took issue with the image.

Maxwell Drew Johnson Bikini Photo

Kidscape called it "inappropriate" and implied that baby bikini photos like this one "contribute to the sexualization and commercialization of childhood."

Jessica Simpson, sexualization and commercialization do go hand-in-hand.

There's no question kids grow up too fast, but at the same time, can Maxi really be objectified at four months? Can mom have no fun dressing her?

We can see both sides. Tell us what you think below:

Jessica Simpson's baby wearing a bikini ...

 

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

JWoww bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the smoking hotness rolling today at #87: Kelly Brook!

  • Kelly Brook Bikini Picture
  • Kelly Brook on Playboy

Where do we even begin with Kelly Brook?

We're actually serious. The English model, actress, entrepreneur, and TV presenter may be a woman of many talents, but we're fixated on the pic above.

That about sums it up, really. As voluptuous British Page 3 girls, Playboy models and Piranha 3D stars go, the 32-year-old is pretty darn high up the list.

Keep up the good work, Kelly. Just keep doing what you do. Click to enlarge more Kelly Brook photos below, and check back for THG's bikini babe #86 ...

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Audrina Patridge bikini pictures were honored Monday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping it rolling today at #88: JWoww of Jersey Shore!

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  • JWoww, Bikini

As Jenni "JWoww" Farley was once told by Jersey Shore co-star Vinny Guadagnino about his bling, "it's like your t!ts ... looks sick, but it's fake."

That about sums it up. JWoww's chest may be artificially enhanced, but the girl is so unabashedly proud of this fact that you gotta give her some credit.

Say what you will about JWoww and her co-stars, who return October 4 (see Jersey Shore Season 6 trailer), they are honest ... even about having fake boobs.

Roger Williams, you are one lucky man. At least if you are a man or a woman who loves voluptuous, slightly unhinged women with tattoos who can kick your a$$.

We can't wait to see the Woww back on MTV this fall. Click to enlarge more JWoww photos below, and check back soon for THG's bikini babe #87 ...

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Holly Madison is so pissed right now. Frankly, so are we.

We should have known better than to rank her #97 on THG's Hot Bodies Countdown. #97! That's just insultingly low, and she's letting us hear about it now.

Of course, if we're gonna be flat-out wrong, at least we had the good sense to be put in our place by more Holly Madison bikini photos. Serves us right!!

Check out Holly's adorable baby bump (and bikini) ...

Holly Madison Baby Bump

The pregnant Girls Next Door star put her growing body on display last week for the first time since announcing she's pregnant for the first time.

We'd say it's been a good pregnancy so far. Holly is expecting with Pasquale Rotella, who she's been dating for about nine months. Lucky stiff.

Click to enlarge more pictures from Holly's day at the beach below:

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  • Holly Madison Bikini Picture
  • Holly Madison Bikini Photo
  • Holly Madison Bikini Pic
  • Oh Hi Girls

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

AnnaLynne McCord bikini pictures were honored Friday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping it rolling today at #89: Audrina Patridge!

An Audrina Bikini Picture

Remember when The Hills was, like, huge?

Audrina's hills were a big reason for that.

Real or fake, Patridge always made her MTV reality star days noteworthy. Whether she was wearing two-pieces or falling to pieces over loser guys, it was entertaining.

We haven't heard from her in awhile, but we hope she's doing well. Click to enlarge more Audrina Patridge pics below, and check back soon for bikini babe #88 ...

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Gia Allemand bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping it rolling today at #90: AnnaLynne McCord!

AnnaLynne Bikini Photo

The 25-year-old was the second actor to be cast in the CW series 90210, portraying the anti-heroine Naomi Clark, becoming a fan favorite instantly.

She dated Twilight's Kellan Lutz and faced criticism over her weight, but has looked much healthier and happier of late, which is a good thing.

We look forward to seeing her on 90210 Season 5. Click to enlarge some more AnnaLynne McCord photos below, and check back soon for #89 ...

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping it rolling today at #91: Gia Allemand!

Gia Allemand on Bachelor Pad

Oh Gia. Allemand wooed Jake Pavelka on The Bachelor and Wes Hayden on Bachelor Pad, coming up short and dodging the proverbial bullet in both cases.

Prior to her stint on reality TV, the curvaceous New Yorker was also a Maxim model, and a successful one at that. We define success by virtue of hot pics.

Her 15 minutes may be up, but she still has her health (and figure). Click to enlarge some more Gia Allemand photos below, and check back soon for #90 ...

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Nadya Suleman bikini photos were honored yesterday in a bit of an unusual choice by inebriated staff members. Getting us back on track at #92: Ashley Tisdale!

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Picture

A successful actress, recording artist, spokesperson and producer, Ashley Tisdale, 27, will forever be linked to the wildly successful High School Musical franchise.

As Sharpay Evans, Tisdale was part of an ensemble that made hundreds of millions, and resulted in a high demand for photos of her frolicking in the surf.

You can next catch Ash, who starred on the ill-fated CW series Hellcats for one season, in a bit of a surprising role this fall in Sons of Anarchy Season 5.

Pretty great gig. And body. Click to enlarge some more Ashley Tisdale photos below, and check back again soon to see THG's Hottest Bikini Body #91 ...

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  • Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland
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by Free Britney at . Comments

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Josie Maran bikini photos were honored yesterday in part two of our Labor Day double feature. Keeping the countdown going at #93: Nadya Suleman!

  • Nadya Suleman Cleavage
  • Nadya Suleman Got BACK!

We know what you're thinking. How is Octomom on this list.

Our answer is twofold: 1. If you're grading on a curve (a bootylicious curve!) ... Octo has a pretty insane bod for having birthed 14 kids. 2. Charity.

Woman's trying to make a living. Say what you will about the methods - porn, bikini shoots, boxing, payday loan sharking, stripping, etc. - but she's going all out.

Rewarding that kind of shameless effort just feels like the right thing to do. By boosting Octomom's exposure, we help her support her ginormous brood.

So, there you have it. Click to enlarge some more Nadya Suleman pics below, and check back again soon to see THG's Hottest Bikini Body #92 ...

  • Octomom Bikini Photo
  • Topless Nadya Octomom Suleman
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  • Nadya Suleman Nude
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