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Lindsay Lohan bikini photos have been all over the Internet recently, and like the ongoing Ebola crisis in Africa, it seems there's nothing we can do about them. 

But while early victims of the outbreak reported booze belly and saggy side boob sightings that seemed to signify the end of our species, the more recently afflicted seem less devastated and more confused.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie

Those who have set eyes upon the photo above, for example, can't believe what they see.

Where are the billions of freckles? The prominent booze belly? The overwhelming sense of sadness that comes from seeing a once-hot 28-year-old stricken with Betty Whit boobs?

There's only one possible explanation for this: Lindsay made a deal with the Devil and he taught her to use Photoshop. She really should've just asked for a new body.

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Hayden Panettiere showed off her burgeoning baby bump on the beach in Miami on Friday, and needless to say, the 24-year-old star looks amazing.

Hayden Panettiere Baby Bump

The Nashville star, who’s expecting her first child with world boxing titan fiance Wladimir Klitschko (pictured), stunned in a blue-and-white striped bikini.

The two-piece was accented with a tiny gold whale fin charm (Hayden is a spokeswoman for the Whaleman Foundation, a group which protects whales and dolphins).

Panettiere is expecting a boy - at least we think so, based on her previous baby bump pic - but boy or girl, she tells Glamour she can't wait for him/her.

“I feel like I was born to be a mother,” she said.

To Hayden, there's no downside: “Sometimes people speak about [having kids] like, ‘Your life ends ... you’re never going to be able to do anything!"

"And I’m like, What are you talking about?'"

The actress, who put her wedding plans on hold because of unrest in Klitschko’s native Ukraine, says motherhood “is the most beautiful, exciting thing.”

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Earlier this week, we heard from a chorus of Internet critics who, for some inexplicable reason, like to call Kate Upton fat. To this, we have a couple of reactions:

  1. Just because you're not anorexic-looking does not make you "fat."
  2. Even if she is, Kate Upton is still the most perfect specimen alive.

Yes. There is beauty, and there is the perfection that is Kate Upton.

The All-American model who has spent the last three years posing, giggling, Tweeting, Dougie-ing and Cat Daddy-ing her way into our hearts. Forever.

Some things in life are overrated, and/or start to lose their initial appeal because everyone talks about them incessantly and says they're the greatest.

Kate Upton is not one of those things. Here are 25 reasons why:

Working Her Abs
Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.

So outstanding is the 22-year-old that a mere gallery of Kate Upton photos doesn't do her justice. Hence, this GIF slideshow, demonstrating her natural beauty in perpetual motion.

In closing, we'd like to thank Sports Illustrated, Kate's genetic history, the Internet and the good ol' U.S.A., where one can pay homage to such things without shame.

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Teen Mom 2 cast member Chelsea Houska just keeps getting fitter and thinner, and she's not hesitant to show baby daddy Adam Lind what he's missing.

The 22-year-old has been CrossFitting and taking kickboxing classes at Kosama Fitness Center this year in her native Sioux Falls, S.D., and it shows:

  • Chelsea Houska Bikini Photo
  • Chelsea Houska Instagram Photo

Normally more reserved, the mother of Aubree posted a sexy picture of herself wearing tight leather pants on Instagram, followed by a bikini shot.

While Chelsea Houska is beyond busy being a single mom and working full-time as a cosmetologist, she refuses to slack on her beloved workout time.

“It’s important for her to take time to work on her health,” the source says, adding that when she needs to, “She brings Aubree to the gym with her.”

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Kim Zolciak took a break from drinking her placenta this week to show off her impressive bikini body.

Posting a pair of selfies on Instagram, the former Real Housewives of Atlanta wrote that she’s been the same size her entire life, adding that she’s “#grateful” for her “#curvalicious” body, which has been through SIX births.

  • Kim Zolciak Bikini Selfie
  • Kim Zolciak Bikini Image

The star is mom to twins Kaia and Kane, 8 months, Kroy Jr., 3, Kash, 23 months, Ariana, 13, and Brielle, 17.

Yes, that is four children under the age of four.

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Can the sun's rays melt away one's legal problems?

Teresa Giudice sure hopes so, as The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member took to the beach over the weekend with her daughters and her husband, Joe.

Both halves couple, of course, have pleaded guilty to various financial fraud charges and are awaiting their day in court on September 23.

Prison sentences of some kind are expected to be handed down to both Teresa and Joe.

But that didn't seem to bother the Giudices during their mini beach vacation, as you can see in the photos below:

Teresa and Joe Giudice on the Beach
Teresa and Joe Giudice pose here on the beach. They don't seem to care much about their pending legal problems, do they?

The annoying mother of four recently revealed told E! News that filming the sixth season of her Bravo program has been the difficult because of her and Joe's legal drama.

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Nicki Minaj took to Instagram over the weekend to reveal some good news and some bad news.

First, the good: Check out the singer's bikini body! Minaj showed it off in a new revealing photo on her social media account.

Nicki Minaj Bikini Pic

Now, the bad: accompanying this image was an announcement that the release of her next single, "Anaconda," has been delayed a week.

"My darlingz, I've pushed the release of Anaconda to next week, Monday 8/4," Nicki wrote. "I promise you will understand why before the week is out. Loveeeeeeee uuuuuu."

Minaj made headlines a few days ago when she unveiled Anaconda single art that depicted her popping booty in a G-string.

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THIS JUST IN: Kim Kardashian has enormous boobs and she likes to post photos of herself in a bikini.

The reality star has confirmed this shocking news with yet another bathing-suit based picture from her vacation in Mexico, where she's been lying around in the sun while husband Kanye West records music and daughter North West walks.

"Last day to get my tan in…" the 33-year-old wrote as a caption to the image, which shows off a body Kardashian claims isn't skinny.

Is she original? Not at all. Is the collection of bikini photos Kim has posted over the last few days worth your time to ogle? Yes. Yes they are:

Kim Kardashian: Bikini and Boobs!
We'd recognize these boobs anywhere! It's a photo of Kim Kardashian lounging around in Mexico.

And is this the first time Kim has posed for a bunch of photographs of herself two-piece? HA!

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Her marriage to Kanye West may be over, but Kim Kardashian remains under... the sun!

Yes, the reality star is back with another Mexican bikini photo.

Simply writing "#Tanning" as a caption, the reality star posted the following photo to Instagram this week, as she continues to lounge around while vacationing in Mexico with daughter North West and husband Kanye.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo, Take 97!

Of course, while Kardashian is just lying around... North is doing work!

The one-year old took her first steps on Wednesday, an event chronicled with excitement by her mother online.

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