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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Heather Morris bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #81: Heidi Montag.

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We know, we know. You're probably thinking:

"How is someone with hilariously fake boobs (and everything else), whose body is forever marred by bad plastic surgery, and who represents all that is wrong with fame, possibly ranked ahead of some legitimately beautiful women on this list?"

Good question. We honestly have no answer.

The closest we can come to one is to state that for a few years, there were few more prolific figures in the celebrity bikini photo world than The Hills star.

Day in and day out, there she was. Pretending to be spontaneous in obviously staged shoots with Pacific Coast News. It was part of her routine, and ours.

Girl worked hard to milk her 15 minutes, and while she's since just about every bit of her money and fame, her mark on THG still deserves to be honored.

Click to enlarge the Heidi Montag photos here (including some quite NSFW ones after the jump) and check back for THG's bikini babe #80 tomorrow ...

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #82: Heather Morris!

Heather Morris Bikini Picture

Heather Morris is definitely one reason to remain Glee-ful.

While the Fox hit isn't what it once was, our beloved Brittany will be covering Britney once again Thursday on the second episode of Glee Season 4. Holla!

We won't hold it against Heather for channeling Spears a second time. In fact, we wouldn't mind holding her body against us. She's in tremendous shape.

Not convinced? Then go examine more bikini evidence below. Click to enlarge the Heather Morris photos here, and check back for THG's bikini babe #81 ...

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Ireland Baldwin is making a play for a spot on THG's next bikini body countdown.

The 16-year old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger Tweeted a picture of herself in a swimsuit last night, including the following, somewhat confusion caption along with the image:

"I stoleeeee your snapback HA #minenow #lamemirrorpic #bahaha."

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic

Might we ever seen more of Ireland? The teenager was asked by a follower if she'd ever strike a naked pose and responded with a simple:

"ermmmm no. Never."

Phew. We'd imagine that might make her famous father angry. And we all know what happens when Alec Baldwin gets angry.

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Nina Dobrev bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #83: LeAnn Rimes!

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Photo

What eating disorder? LeAnn Rimes looks perfectly healthy and curvy to us in the photo above. Sure, she looked really thin for a stretch, but now? Yowza.

As you may have heard, the country singer is currently in treatment for stress and anxiety problems, stemming from relentless cyber-bullying. Very sad.

We wish her nothing but the best as she works on her issues, and hope she comes back happier and fitter than ever (hopefully in various bikinis) before long.

Not convinced? Just examine the bikini evidence below. Click to enlarge more LeAnn Rimes photos below, and check back for THG's bikini babe #82 ...

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by Free Britney at

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Joanna Krupa bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #84: Nina Dobrev!

Nina Dobrev Bikini Photo

If you're a Vampire Diaries fan, you're well aware of Ms. Dobrev's beauty. If you're not a fan ... you're missing out, and not just because of Nina. Good show.

Back to the topic at hand. Dobrev, a 23-year-old Canadian actress of Bulgarian descent, is both talented and beautiful, wearing anything or close to nothing.

Surely her co-star and real-life boyfriend Ian Somerhalder would concur.

Not convinced? Just examine the bikini evidence below. Click to enlarge more Nina Dobrev photos below, and check back for THG's bikini babe #84 ...

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Keeley Hazell bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #85: Joanna Krupa!

Joanna Krupa Bikini Photo

If you tuned in to last night's Real Housewives of Miami season premiere, you saw new cast member, model Joanna Krupa, at her gorgeous, unabashed best.

She goes hard, and doesn't give a $h!t what anyone thinks.

Outspoken as she is striking, the 33-year-old Polish-American beauty has stripped down for Playboy, Maxim and PETA, and appeared clothed on DWTS.

Long story short, she's hot. But don't get on her bad side.

Click to enlarge more Joanna Krupa photos below (some pretty NSFW ones after the jump, be forewarned), and check back for THG's bikini babe #84 ...

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Kelly Brook bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #86: Keeley Hazell!

Keeley Hazell Bikini Photo

From one busty British babe to another, Kelly passes the torch to Keeley. Almost poetic. The frequent UK pin-up certainly makes good use of her assets, doesn't she?

Yeah. They're not small. By any measure. What else can we say?

Just kep up the good work, Keeley. Keep doing what it is you do.

Click to enlarge more Keeley Hazell photos below (some pretty NSFW ones after the jump, be forewarned), and check back for THG's bikini babe #85 ...

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Jessica Simpson's diet and post-pregnancy body aren't the only reasons she's making news this week. Check out this new photo of her baby girl Maxi!

Yep, that's little Maxwell Drew Johnson, age four months, rocking a bikini. 

Jess revealed the pic on Katie Couric's talk show this week, immediately drawing criticism from some parenting groups who took issue with the image.

Maxwell Drew Johnson Bikini Photo

Kidscape called it "inappropriate" and implied that baby bikini photos like this one "contribute to the sexualization and commercialization of childhood."

Jessica Simpson, sexualization and commercialization do go hand-in-hand.

There's no question kids grow up too fast, but at the same time, can Maxi really be objectified at four months? Can mom have no fun dressing her?

We can see both sides. Tell us what you think below:

Jessica Simpson's baby wearing a bikini ...

 

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

JWoww bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the smoking hotness rolling today at #87: Kelly Brook!

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Where do we even begin with Kelly Brook?

We're actually serious. The English model, actress, entrepreneur, and TV presenter may be a woman of many talents, but we're fixated on the pic above.

That about sums it up, really. As voluptuous British Page 3 girls, Playboy models and Piranha 3D stars go, the 32-year-old is pretty darn high up the list.

Keep up the good work, Kelly. Just keep doing what you do. Click to enlarge more Kelly Brook photos below, and check back for THG's bikini babe #86 ...

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by Free Britney at

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Audrina Patridge bikini pictures were honored Monday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping it rolling today at #88: JWoww of Jersey Shore!

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As Jenni "JWoww" Farley was once told by Jersey Shore co-star Vinny Guadagnino about his bling, "it's like your t!ts ... looks sick, but it's fake."

That about sums it up. JWoww's chest may be artificially enhanced, but the girl is so unabashedly proud of this fact that you gotta give her some credit.

Say what you will about JWoww and her co-stars, who return October 4 (see Jersey Shore Season 6 trailer), they are honest ... even about having fake boobs.

Roger Williams, you are one lucky man. At least if you are a man or a woman who loves voluptuous, slightly unhinged women with tattoos who can kick your a$$.

We can't wait to see the Woww back on MTV this fall. Click to enlarge more JWoww photos below, and check back soon for THG's bikini babe #87 ...

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