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The bikini used in the cover photo of the Farrah Abraham sex tape can be yours, a piece of cinema history courtesy of a hot piece of ... well, you know.

Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Cover

Vivid Entertainment, the porn studio behind the release of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, has put the bedazzled two-piece up for bids on eBay.

Opening price? A modest $500!

The hilarious listing advertises the Poolside Collection bikini as "used" ... and TMZ reports that you can take that literally. As in it hasn't been washed since.

You may now vomit on cue.

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Britney Spears' sexy Shape cover is literally beyond comprehension.

Either because of its extreme hotness ... or extreme photoshopping.

Some readers began crying foul moments after it was released, insisting that the ultra-svelte body on the Britney Spears Shape cover can't possibly be hers.

Oh, but it can. See below:

  • Britney Spears Shape Cover
  • Britney Spears' Hot Body

While her skin was definitely smoothed out and airbrushed, that's pretty standard for any magazine cover. Those curves look like vintage Britney.

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On the new cover of Shape, Britney Spears shows off an amazing bikini body.

It's a body practically built for ... well, we'll let the cover do the talking here:

Britney Spears Shape Cover

When Shape teases "A Body Built For Sex," it may not be talking about Brit.

Still, the headline is next to one of the Britney Spears bikini photos ever.

Just saying, people. Every guy in America now hates David Lucado.

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On the cover of the latest Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian sends a message to her critics:

You call this fat?!?

Okay, Kim doesn't actually say that.

But the tabloid does the taunting for her, publishing a Kim Kardashian bikini photo, baby bump and all, in response to claims that the pregnant reality star is packing on many pounds.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

Two months away from giving birth, Kim flaunted her knocked up body on the beaches of Greece during a recent family vacation, soaking up the sun in Mykonos with Khloe Kardashian and kompany.

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A Martin County High School English in Florida, Olivia Sprauer, says she lost her job because her bikini modeling side job got the principal's attention.

Olivia Sprauer Bikini Photo

She posed in clothing you might see on any beach in America, but this educator said her swimsuit pics got her banned from for good from her classroom.

Olivia Sprauer, 26, who models under the name Victoria James, said she decided to pose for bikini photos this winter even though she knew the risk.

"Lots of teachers get fired or asked to resign for the same things I did," Sprauer said.

"I knew I didn't want to come back next year and I knew I wanted to go to grad school so I decided if I made it to the end of the year I would be happy."

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Move over, Khloe Kardashian.

You aren't the only one back in a bikini.

Just six weeks after giving birth, Holly Madison has returned to a two-piece and is proud to show off her figure for readers of Life & Style.

Holly Madison Bikini Photos

"I was surprised by how much weight I gained," Madison told the tabloid at the April 18 shoot. "I was a little worried about wearing a bikini, but I feel surprisingly good!"

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Looks like Jenelle Evans is trying to take her mind off her recent arrest, and everyone else's too ... but is a bikini photo of Jenelle Evans something you even want to see?

Jenelle Evans Bikini Picture

The 21-year-old can be seen on her knees upon a white carpet in what looks like her bedroom. Amazingly, there is no deadbeat loser guy with her!

Her face slightly tilted to the side, the reality star proudly displays her tattoos and cleavage. "Time for a beach day, thank god!" she captioned the pic.

Thank God, indeed.

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Jennie Runk, H&M's new swimsuit model, is making headlines because of her size - a healthy 12 - and also the fact that she's not even labeled plus-size.

The fact that she is technically a "plus-size" model but the ubiquitous and stigmatizing term is absent from catalogs speaks volumes about the brand.

Her section isn't labeled "Plus-Size Beachwear." Just beachwear.

H&M Swimsuit Model

Jennie Runk models items ranging from sizes 14 to 24, the only clue alluding to the collection's larger sizing is a small "+" sign to the right of H&M's logo.

For women size 12 or above, it's a rare and refreshing thing to see themselves marketed to without negative connotation and as the target demo.

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Thank. Goodness.

With the world holding its breath and wondering when the time would finally come, Life & Style finally reveals this week: Khloe Kardashian is back in a bikini!!!

Really! See for yourself:

Khloe Kardashian Bikini Cover

Visit our gallery of Khloe Kardashian bikini photos for more!

Khloe reportedly lost 30 pounds in order to get in beach shape, which ironic:

According to various other tabloids, sister Kim Kardashian can't stop putting on weight.

Perhaps someday these magazines will find something to write about - seriously, anything! - that does not involve the Kardashians and their weight.

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Paulina Gretzky just posted this indescribable photo on Instagram.

This is the first time anyone has ever felt sorry for Wayne Gretzky.

Hot Paulina Gretzky Bikini Photo

In honor of Paulina Gretzky bikini photos and her father, the greatest hockey player ever, THG has been trying to think of the best hockey terms that sound dirty:

  • Slipped it between the pads
  • On top of the crease
  • Poke-check
  • Two-on-one
  • Five-hole
  • Puck

That's about all we got.

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