Bikini Photos

Photographer Terry Richardson, the man who brought us the wonder that is the Kate Upton cat daddy video, has followed it up with another viral hit.

Titled "The Many Talents of Kate Upton," Terry's new video spoofs the '90s show Baywatch, with the model as a lifeguard, running in a tiny red bikini.

Backed by a punk-rock soundtrack, Kate's other "talents" include skateboarding, hula-hooping, riding roller coasters ... and yes, wet t-shirt contests.

Check it out below and go take a cold shower:

Kate Upton Baywatch Parody

Richardson continues the All-American theme of Kate Upton's GQ photos (which he also shot), by visiting a beachside amusement park in the video.

Kate even experiences a wardrobe malfunction briefly at one point. Life is tough for supermodels. All in all, Terry is good at what he does for a living.

Well, except for maybe those Lindsay Lohan gun photos. Stick to Kate, Terry. No need for train wreck celebs pointing firearms into their mouths.

As the Nadya Suleman whirlwind media tour continues today with a bunch of photos of her in a pink bikini on a Miami beach, two things are apparent:

1. Frankie Grageda is one lucky (or unlucky, depending on your taste) man
2. The pics may be even more desperate than the Octomom porn trailer

Yeah. It's hard to look sexy when you're only doing this to support the 14 kids you had without even having sex and can't provide for, but she tries.

Yeah. Kate Upton bikini photos, these are not. To say the least.

Try as she might to show off her toned physique and make us forget what a destitute, attention-seeking, clueless, taxpayer-gouging human she is, it's not cutting it.

Or is it? You tell us! Click to enlarge more hot (or not) Octomom bikini pictures below and share your commentary on them in the comment section:

Octomom: Would you hit it?

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Warning to men around the world: Kate Upton is back in a bathing suit. You might wanna stop operating all heavy machinery about now.

The ridiculously sexy 20-year old is featured in the July issue of Vogue Spain and while we may not understand the words that accompany the article, we can easily translate the meaning behind these photos: H-O-T.

The spread follows another set of her photos in GQ, which - in case you some forgot - came on the heels of the Kate Upton Cat Daddy video.

We'll stop talking now and let you click through the following pictures...

Kate Upton, Miranda Kerr has seen your bikini photos and decided to raise you a couple of her own.

The super model took to Instagram yesterday, posted a shot of herself in a pink two-piece and simply wrote: 50 shades of Miranda.

Really, what else needs to be said?

It's unclear where Orlando Bloom's prettier half took this picture, and it's also unclear why any warm-blooded male would give a darn. Especially when she then followed up the above shot with another one.

Check out that Miranda Kerr bikini pic now and don't worry about thanking us any time soon. We understand. You might need awhile.

If you thought GQ's Kate Upton bikini photos were the hottest thing ever ... okay, you won't get a lot of arguments from us. But a behind the scenes video of her stripping down for the magazine will only help you appreciate them more!

We sort of hate Terry Richardson, GQ's photographer, but that's unfair. After all, if you see girls in bikinis at the beach, do you get jealous and bitter at the sun? Exactly. You can only appreciate the wonderful things it provides you. And wear at least SPF 30.

Watch Kate pose below and get that cold shower running:

Kate Upton GQ Photo Shoot

Your move, Marisa Miller. Your move.

Kate Upton and Marisa Miller are back in the news this week, albeit for different reasons.

The former continued her reign as It Girl by posing for hot bikini photos in GQ, while the latter announced that she is pregnant with her first child.

Both curvy Sports Illustrated swimsuit models remain among Earth's finest specimens, whatever they're up to. So, the million-dollar question:

Which of the two would you rather ... take out for a nice dinner? Vote!

Vanessa Lachey prompted her Twitter fans to play a game with her that involved posting photos of their baby bumps, but they'll have a hard time matching hers.

"Show me your bump and I'll show you mine!" wrote the former Vanessa Minnillo, who recently married Nick Lachey after several years of dating.

"Let's embrace our changing bodies!… Let's get creative!"

After receiving and responding to multiple posts by fans, it was Lachey's turn to post a photo, and it's one of the best bikini photos we've seen in awhile:

"Thanks for sharing all your Beautiful baby bumps & embracing your bodies! As promised, here's one @NickSLachey took," Vanessa tweeted.

Nick Lachey? A lucky man. He's got great photography instincts!

The photo, a beautiful silhouette of Vanessa laying in a shallow infinity pool while wearing a bikini that perfectly flaunts her baby bump, is hot.

Plain and simple, especially with the sunset. Gorgeous work.

This is how you do pregnancy. Nick's flames sure do know how to make a splash with it. Remember the Jessica Simpson nude Elle cover?

Kate Upton bikini pictures these are not.

But Kim Zolciak has once again proved that she is quite comfortable in her pregnant body, following up a naked photo shoot with a Twitter picture of herself in a bikini.

"The whole family!" Zolciak Tweeted Sunday along with this image of herself, her kids and husband Kroy Biermann. "Great Daddy's day today on the water... Happy Fathers day to [the] most incredible father and daddy. We love you so much and our so grateful for you!"

Zolciak is due in a couple months with her latest child, a boy who will join Kroy, Jr., 2; and Brielle, 15, and Ariana, 9, Kim's daughters from previous relationships.

A week after celebrating her 20th birthday, Kate Upton makes us proud to be Americans in a red, white, and blue bikini on the cover of GQ‘s July issue.

The Sports Illustrated cover model, who's taken the world by storm and sparked surprising amounts of controversy this year, is glowing as always.

It's no Cat Daddy video, but it's close. Here's Kate showing her patriotic side:

Just in case you thought that hot, blonde models have it so easy in life, Kate recalled a wardrobe malfunction she suffered on the set of this shoot:

“We were on a ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece," she said. "All of a sudden the whole entire top falls off!"

"I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica Pier – it was so embarrassing.”

That's one word for it. On having mostly male Twitter followers, she says:

“I grew up in Florida riding horses, so for the majority of my life I was either in boots and jeans or a bathing suit. I understand why male followers like me.”

Gotta love her self-awareness, among other attributes. Click to enlarge more of GQ's Kate Upton photos below, then go take the coldest of showers ...

Miley Cyrus is not letting her brother's accusatory Tweet bring her down.

The newly-engaged star was spotted yesterday in Miami, getting sort of wet but not really wild with a friend named Cheyne Thomas. Of course, however, the mere sight of Cyrus and a guy not named Liam Hemsworth sparked rumors, which Miley addressed on Twitter.

"I miss my mommy and my fiance," she wrote. "I love my fiance and he loves me. All the rest is bullsh-t. We get to live a life of happiness no one can take that away from us!"

Click through shots of Miley in a bikini below: