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Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick eloping? We somehow doubt it.

But that doesn't mean the couple isn't doing very well these days.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a throwback photo on Instagram last night, disgusting the world by depicting herself straddling Disick in a bikini and writing as a caption to the picture:

"Found this oldie on my computer. Crazy in [love."

Kourtney Straddles Scott

Kardashian and Disick have two kids together, but have resisted all pressure to actually tie the knot.

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Amanda Bynes is back on Twitter.. and trying to get back on track as a human being.

The seemingly troubled actress made like Kim Kardashian yesterday, posting a couple bikini photos of herself on Instagram and showing off a new, healthy-looking body.

"Thank you everyone for all the birthday wishes," Bynes captioned one image of her curvy backside and impressive physique.

Bynes completed her inpatient treatment in December, following an involuntarily stay at UCLA Medical Center after a strange driveway-burning incident in July.

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"What's Paulina Gretzky doing on the cover of Golf Digest?" reads the title of the article inside the new issue of Golf Digest with Paulina Gretzky on the cover.

It is a fair question.

Paulina, daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, stuns in just capris and a white sports bra, and really, that's reason enough. But there is a hook:

Paulina Gretzky Golf Digest Cover

Author Sam Weinman says that Paulina, who is engaged to Dustin Johnson, one of pro golf's young stars, is still a certified celebrity in the golf world.

She seemed "seemed like a natural cover subject" for the annual second issue devoted to fitness as a result ... okay, still a stretch, but we'll take it!

"Sports figures, celebrities and models have appeared on [our] covers since the magazine's beginning," Golf Digest Editor-in-Chief Jerry Tarde adds.

"Paulina ranks at the high end of the golf celebrity scene today, and she has a compelling story to tell. She also might get some new people interested in the game."

Compelling story? Interest in the game? Maybe a stretch there, fellas, although we still don't blame you, having seen the Paulina Gretzky photos below ...

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Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman as ... the other woman that Leslie Mann's husband is cheating with. The film features Kate Upton in a bikini.

If you're still reading this after that last statement, the plot involves a woman (Cameron Diaz) who learns that her boyfriend is married. It's a tough blow.

But when she accidentally meets the guy's wife (Leslie Mann), she realizes they have much in common, and they become unlikely friends as a result.

Then, when yet another affair is discovered (cue Kate Upton bikini action!), all three women team up to plot mutual revenge on the cheating a$$hole.

Heck, we'd watch it. Leslie Mann is hilarious and what they're saying about Kate's body in the clip below is not something you could consider untrue:

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The Kardashian clan is on vacation in Thailand this week.

We know this because the reality stars will not stop posing photos of themselves from the tropical trip, whether it's Khloe Kardashian on a boat or Kim Kardashian getting attacked by an elephant.

But, don't worry, fans of teenagers in a bikini: Kendall and Kylie Jenner have not left themselves out of this posting parade.

The young sisters each ran shots of themselves in bathing suits on the beach in Thailand, revealing lots of Instagram-based skin via the following images:

  • Kendall Jenner in Thailand
  • Kylie Jenner in Thailand

Seriously, though, people, can you stop invading Kylie Jenner's privacy and leave her alone on vacation?!? Sheesh.

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It's not exactly unusual for us to post a few Kim Kardashian bikini photos on THG.

Those images are more prevalent than shots of Justin Bieber shirtless.

But the following picture is unique by these standards because it doesn't just feature Kimmy K in a two-piece bathing suit, but in a VERY expensive two-piece bathing suit:

Designed by Nikki Lee Penny, the bikini - which Kim was clearly paid a handsome amount to pose in and then place on Instagram - retails for $140.

The image was snapped in Thailand, where Kim and her family are all on vacation.

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What's a Kardashian vacation without a photo shoot? Pretty much nothing, so it's no surprised that Kim was spotted in Thailand flaunting her bikini body.

The mother-of-one showcased her unbelievable curves for all to see (she would have it no other way) in grey two-piece swimsuit and a sheer blue cover up.

Kim posed for photos as her friend snapped pictures of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star on the ocean rocks, personally accelerating climate change.

The 33-year-old was not the only one showing off her fit figure on vacation.

Sister Khloe Kardashian and half-sisters Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner also posted photos from their family getaway on their social media accounts.

How do you think Kim looks? Is Kanye the luckiest man alive? How long until they give North a sibling? Will her bikini pics ultimately break the Internet?

Tell us and check out some ridiculous Kim Kardashian selfies below:

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Give Kylie Jenner credit.

Yes, the 16-year old is a total hypocrite for claiming one second that she wants privacy and then sharing shots from her life online the next second.

And she's also incredibly boring and unoriginal with these shots, just copying sister Kim Kardashian and taking selfies of herself in a bikini every other second.

But at least Kylie is self-aware enough to realize that she and her sisters don't actually have real jobs.

She posted the following bathing suit image on Instagram today and captioned it "werk lol." Trust us, KJ, we laugh at your family's concept of work all the time, too.

Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit Photo

Wake us up when Kylie is actually not revealing far too much skin for a 16-year old and check out the following pictures of she and her sister being inappropriate:

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In "Work Bitch," Britney Spears goes on about how to "look hot in a bikini" and boy does this pop singer put her money where her mouth is, or something.

The star shared some awesome photos from her family vacation, showing her in two different bikinis while enjoying some downtime with her family.

Boyfriend David Lucado and her little sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, can be seen with Spears, whose bikini body looks positively unreal ...

Britney Spears Bikini Photos: Damn, Girl!
Britney Spears' bikini body is unreal these days. Case in point.
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Britney Spears: Bikini Photo in Blue

1. Britney Spears: Bikini Photo in Blue

Britney Spears' bikini body is unreal these days. Case in point.


Britney Spears, Boyfriend, Kids

2. Britney Spears, Boyfriend, Kids

Britney Spears, her new boyfriend David Lucado and her two little kids. So cute.


Britney Spears, David Lucado, Kids

3. Britney Spears, David Lucado, Kids

Britney Spears, boyfriend David Lucado and her two little kids. So cute.


Britney Spears Bikini Picture (2013)

4. Britney Spears Bikini Picture (2013)

Britney Spears in a bikini, 2013 style. She's looking as incredible as ever.


Spears Bikini Pic

5. Spears Bikini Pic

Britney Spears in a bikini in concert. Standard.


Hot Britney Spears Bikini Photo

6. Hot Britney Spears Bikini Photo

Britney Spears looks smoking hot in this bikini. Look at those curves!


Britney Spears Bikini

7. Britney Spears Bikini

Britney Spears in a bikini in March 2013. What a hottie.


A Britney Spears Bikini Photograph

8. A Britney Spears Bikini Photograph

A gorgeous Britney Spears bikini photo. Look at our girl step out of that pool with authority, rocking that bikini like it's her job and showing off her killer body to the world.


Hot Britney Spears Bikini Pic

9. Hot Britney Spears Bikini Pic

Man, Britney Spears is looking like a knockout in a bikini these days. These kind of photos are just what she needs to make people buy her records.


Spears Bikini Photo

10. Spears Bikini Photo

Britney Spears in a bikini in concert. That's pretty standard.


Britney Spears Rides Pole

11. Britney Spears Rides Pole

This is the best Britney Spears GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway. Look at her ride that pole.


Britney Spears Rocks Our World

12. Britney Spears Rocks Our World

Britney Spears shakes her body vigorously and feverishly in a GIF from her "Work Bitch" video.


Britney Shakin' It

13. Britney Shakin' It

Another classic Britney Spears GIF. We love her so hard.


Britney Spears Throwback Photo

14. Britney Spears Throwback Photo

A throwback pic of Britney Spears, as shared by Britney Spears herself. Now that is what we call a worthy Tweet.


Britney Gets to Second

15. Britney Gets to Second

Britney Spears writhes around on the floor in typical fashion during her March 23, 2009 concert on Long Island. Hot picture.


Britney GIF

16. Britney GIF

That is one hot Britney GIF. As if there were any other kind really.


Hottest Britney Spears Picture

17. Hottest Britney Spears Picture

This is, without a doubt, the hottest Britney Spears picture ever. Look how sunburned she is! Time for a stronger SPF, girl!


Britney Spears Shape Cover

18. Britney Spears Shape Cover

Britney Spears' Shape cover looks unbelievable. She's got a great body.


Brit in a Bikini

19. Brit in a Bikini

Just when it looked like her life was somewhat back on track, Britney Spears was hit by a lawsuit from a former employee. Fernando Flores says the singer is abusive to her children.


Dirty Britney Spears

20. Dirty Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a dirty individual. Just look at this image for proof, wow.


Jason and Britney Trawick

21. Jason and Britney Trawick

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick walk on the beach. We are so jealous of her right now. Look at those abs!


Britney's incredibly fit (and bejeweled) stomach makes an appearance inside her hotel room, while all three of her boys made some silly faces outside.

Seems like Dave gets along well with Sean and Jayden, to say the least.

The group traveled to Hawaii after attending Jamie Lynn Spears' wedding in New Orleans earlier this month. Britney served as bridesmaid for the event.

How much longer until David gets down on one knee and proposes?

We can't say, but we wouldn't wait too long if we were Lucado.

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Poor Kylie Jenner.

The 16-year old has been raised in a household that cares more about publicity, sex tapes and money than basic education... considering she clearly doesn't know the definition of a word such as "privacy."

Just a few days ago, Kylie pleaded for privacy in a series of Tweets, adding that she's 16 and still "wants to be a kid" sometimes.

Sounds like a great idea, right? Who would object to Jenner taking a little while away from the spotlight to actually enjoy a regular childhood?

Kylie apparently would. She posted yet another bikini photo of herself on Instagram yesterday:

Kylie Jenner Bikini Picture, Take 47

Jenner captioned the above shot "hello spring," but the season clearly arrived a long time ago for this California resident.

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