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The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the "actress" looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby.

Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form.

  • Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Image
  • Lindsay Lohan Vacation Photo

On the left, we've got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night's coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera.

We kid. She's probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else's vomit. 

In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we're pretty sure Courtney's been legally dead for months. 

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It's good to be A.J. McCarron.

The Cincinnati Bengals draft pick may not have a starting quarterback job locked up, but this Katherine Webb bikini photo was taken on his honeymoon.

With Katherine Webb.

Katherine Webb Honeymoon Photo

Katherine Webb married McCarron a week ago Sunday, and the Auburn graduate and former Miss Alabama is now on her honeymoon with A.J.

Either they're vacationing somewhere warm, or she just likes to model in attire like this for fun. Which we could actually see, given her attractiveness level.

McCarron, who starred at the University of Alabama, has been the personal recipient of these Webb Instagram fashion shows ... around the clock.

Brent Musberger may have been inappropriate when he gushed over Webb and turned her into a quasi-celebrity during the 2013 national title game, but ...

Wrong he was not.

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Lea Michele is one of 17 Stars Who Swoon Over Their Pets.

But the actress has now also become one of the sexy stars who makes fans swoon over her on Instagram, thanks to an influx of teeny tiny bikini photos.

Lea Michele in Italy

Michele has been traveling the globe during her hiatus from Glee, first posting a snapshot of her butt while on vacation in Hawaii; and now giving followers even more glimpses of her impressive body during a trip to Italy.

“Ciao Italy! You are so beautiful! I'm so happy to be here!” Michele Tweeted over the weekend, including with the message multiple new pictures of herself in a two-piece.

We presume they were taken by boyfriend Matthew Paetz, but we hope he doesn't mind us ogling a number of them below. Click around and see Michele hit all the right notes:

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Kim Kardashian has given fans two more looks at her bikini body in Mexico.

Shortly after showing off her #LovelyLadyLumps while lounging around, the reality star took to Instagram again on Friday and made it clear that she doesn't need to return to her #SkinnyDays.

She's living through them right now.

  • Kim in Mexico
  • The Body of Kim Kardashian

"It’s a little blurry but you know what it is.." Kardashian wrote as the caption to the above close-up, adding of the other: "#NoFlexZone."

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Miss Idaho, Sierra Sandison, isn't afraid to rock a bikini like a boss.

She's also not afraid to show off her insulin pump along with it.

On Monday, the 20-year-old posted a picture of herself on the pageant stage with her pump clipped to her bikini bottom, hashtagged #showmeyourpump.

Sierra Sandison Photo

The goal? Inspiring other diabetes patients to share their own pictures of their insulin pumps. Given how fast this went viral, many undoubtedly will.

"There it is," Sandison wrote of the Instagram pic above.

She shared it on social media became "diabetics from all over the country have been asking to see me and my insulin pump on the #MissIdaho2014 stage."

"I am overwhelmed with hearing how many lives have been touched by me simply wearing my pump on stage. It means so much to me, and I hope I can touch many more."

"Honestly, it is terrifying walking out on stage in a swimsuit, let alone attached to a medical device. Diabetes turned my life upside down when I was first diagnosed."

"Don't let your challenge hold you back or slow you down. Use it to, not only empower yourself and grow as an individual, but to serve and influence other people as well."

Sandison, whose viral photo comes just weeks after Bethany Townsend posed in her colostomy bag, says she took inspiration from a much older woman.

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Oh yeah, Kendall Jenner? You really think you're the hot sister now?!?

Kim Kardashian sent a clear message to her rival sibling yesterday while sun tanning in Mexico, essentially asking Kendall: Are you sure about that?!?

Wearing a bikini (and no top in one picture!), Kim shared two photos via Instagram, each of which depicted “#OurLovelyLadyLumps.”

That’s Joe Francis' pregnant girlfriend, Abbey Wilson, alongside Kim in the first shot:

  • Kim Kardashian Sun Bathing
  • Kim Kardashian and Her Lady Lumps

Kardashian whined earlier in the week about missing her #SkinnyDays, setting a poor example for her young fans by saying she was on the treadmill as she typed that message.

Why is this a poor message?

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The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from yesterday are the stuff of urban legend. Some say if you stare at them too long, she'll tell you the exact day and time that you're going to die.

Perhaps feeling guilty about the cancerous evil that she'd unleashed upon the world, Lindsay tried to compensate today by posting a much more flattering photo of herself in a two-piece.

Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Selfie

She put some thought into this one, folks. Note the way she crouched over and pouted her lips: not only does the pose hide her prominent booze belly, it also subconsciously brings to mind the top-notch blowies that Linds has used to help her stay rich.

Is it enough to erase yesterday's embarrassments from our mind? (In addition to the showing off her foul beach body, Lindsay fell down drunk at a film festival.) Of course, not but we encourage cleavage-y selfies under any circumstances.

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Elle MacPherson has been a supermodel since before the term existed, and as she proved in her latest TwitPic, at 50 she's looking fit as ever.

Elle MacPherson Bikini Photo

Yes, 50. The photo serves as a welcome contrast to the Lindsay Lohan bikini pics from yesterday that showed the 28-year-old "actress" looking boozy and bloated in an ill-fitting two-piece.

In a way, Elle is sort of the anti-Lindsay, and not just because she looks better in a bikini.

Unlike LiLo and, in fact, most of the starlets to crop up over the past 30 years, Elle's career has lasted decades longer than anyone could've guessed and she remains a picture of class, dignity, and, yes, hotness well into middle age.

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Lindsay Lohan is in Italy at the moment, and when she's not falling down drunk at film festivals, she's treating the beautiful nation to the sight of her booze-ravaged, once-hot body.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image
Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She's certainly looked better!

That's Linds exposing her ginger skin on the island of Ischia. Yes, despite having not done any sort of real work in the past ten years, Lindsay still lives the good life.

But while Lohan's lack of work doesn't seem to have affected her lifestyle, her lack of working out is immediately apparent.

Sure, we've seen Lindsay's gym selfies, but ya know who takes photos of themselves at the gym and posts them to Instagram? People who only go to the gym once a year!

Anybody who's seen Lindsay's Playboy photos knows it wasn't all that long ago that the Mean Girls star was sporting a taut stomach and some smokin' curves. So what happened?

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Kendall Jenner and Instagram go together like peanut butter and jelly, and ever since her modeling career began taking off, Kendall's photo-sharing habits have gotten better than ever.

Case in point:

Kendall Jenner Lingerie Photo

Yeah, it might not be as good as when Kendall mocked Kim Kardashian on Instagram, but it's still solid stuff.

Kendall's pose might be a bit strange (Why is she flexing and fondling her own stomach like that?), but there's no arguing with that body.

Judging by her toned figure, it seems Kendall's been staying in shape the right way - hitting the gym rather than starving herself. She may have gotten her first break as a result of her last name, but nowadays, Kendall is clearly putting in the work necessary to make it in modeling.

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