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Maria Sharapova recently posed for the cover of Esquire Latin America's June issue in some chic summer-ready swimwear in Hermosa Beach, Calif.

The results were just made us more in love, love. Or something.

  • Maria Sharapova Esquire Cover
  • Maria Sharapova Esquire Magazine Cover

From her strikingly gorgeous features to her toned, athletic body with curves in all the right places, Maria looks strong and seriously sexy in this shoot.

Her makeup soft and natural, her blond locks slightly tousled for the perfect beach bombshell look ... it's enough to make you want to turn on Wimbledon.

Not that we wouldn't anyway for a brief look at Pippa Middleton or her pregnant sister Kate in the stands, but you get the idea we imagine.

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Farrah Abraham has no shame. This is clearer than ever (not that it was ever all that unclear) after seeing her latest, uber-revealing photo shoot.

The Teen Mom star turned Backdoor Teen Mom star flaunted her figure in Malibu, Calif., and soon decided to just ditch the top half of her bikini:

Perhaps the recent Farrah Abraham boob job made it impossible for a bikini to physically contain those things? Who are we to speculate in the end.

In any case, Farrah smiles at the camera as the light from the sunset hits her, showing off just exactly how smoking hot she firmly believes she is.

Check out a slideshow of her NSFW shoot above. We're not talking about like Farrah Abraham porn level NSFW here, but it's most definitely NSFW.

She is topless, people.

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Sofia Vergara recently posted a sexy selfie online that requires no explanation.

Just gaze upon it in all its glory below, and you can thank us (and Sofia) later:

Sofia Vergara Ass

The pic features the star in a pink thong bikini, face-down on a lounge chair by the pool. "Where Keegan Killian and Luis Balaguer can't find me," she wrote.

That would be her assistant and manager, respectively. Sucks to be them?

The provider of so many great Modern Family quotes recently said that she doesn't "smoke or do drugs," but "I drink to have fun ... I just try to live, like, a normal life."

If it involves more Sofia Vergara bikini photos like this, we approve ...

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Imagine Kim Kardashian without her Facebook account. Justin Bieber without his tattoos. Kate Upton without a bathing suit on...

... sorry, we got distracted for a moment there.

Pageant Participants

But organizers of the Miss World beauty pageant in Bali this September have made a shocking announcement: the 137 women competing will NOT be strutting any of their stuff across the stage in a two-piece.

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Gisele Bundchen covers the latest issue of Vogue Brazil, looking downright gorgeous in a black bikini and sleeveless motorcycle vest.

And typically this would be old news for the super (duper!) model... except that she posed for the photo just two months after giving birth.

Don't hate her too much, ladies.

Gisele Vogue Brazil Cover

Gisele had her first child (a son named Benjamin) in 2010 and said at the time that she did kung fu and yoga up to two weeks prior to becoming a parent.

"I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals," Gisele told Vogue at the time, clearly not referring to herself.

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The bikini used in the cover photo of the Farrah Abraham sex tape can be yours, a piece of cinema history courtesy of a hot piece of ... well, you know.

Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Cover

Vivid Entertainment, the porn studio behind the release of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, has put the bedazzled two-piece up for bids on eBay.

Opening price? A modest $500!

The hilarious listing advertises the Poolside Collection bikini as "used" ... and TMZ reports that you can take that literally. As in it hasn't been washed since.

You may now vomit on cue.

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Britney Spears' sexy Shape cover is literally beyond comprehension.

Either because of its extreme hotness ... or extreme photoshopping.

Some readers began crying foul moments after it was released, insisting that the ultra-svelte body on the Britney Spears Shape cover can't possibly be hers.

Oh, but it can. See below:

  • Britney Spears Shape Cover
  • Britney Spears' Hot Body

While her skin was definitely smoothed out and airbrushed, that's pretty standard for any magazine cover. Those curves look like vintage Britney.

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On the new cover of Shape, Britney Spears shows off an amazing bikini body.

It's a body practically built for ... well, we'll let the cover do the talking here:

Britney Spears Shape Cover

When Shape teases "A Body Built For Sex," it may not be talking about Brit.

Still, the headline is next to one of the Britney Spears bikini photos ever.

Just saying, people. Every guy in America now hates David Lucado.

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On the cover of the latest Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian sends a message to her critics:

You call this fat?!?

Okay, Kim doesn't actually say that.

But the tabloid does the taunting for her, publishing a Kim Kardashian bikini photo, baby bump and all, in response to claims that the pregnant reality star is packing on many pounds.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

Two months away from giving birth, Kim flaunted her knocked up body on the beaches of Greece during a recent family vacation, soaking up the sun in Mykonos with Khloe Kardashian and kompany.

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A Martin County High School English in Florida, Olivia Sprauer, says she lost her job because her bikini modeling side job got the principal's attention.

Olivia Sprauer Bikini Photo

She posed in clothing you might see on any beach in America, but this educator said her swimsuit pics got her banned from for good from her classroom.

Olivia Sprauer, 26, who models under the name Victoria James, said she decided to pose for bikini photos this winter even though she knew the risk.

"Lots of teachers get fired or asked to resign for the same things I did," Sprauer said.

"I knew I didn't want to come back next year and I knew I wanted to go to grad school so I decided if I made it to the end of the year I would be happy."

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