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There are bikini photos, and there is perfection that is Kate Upton.

Kate first took over the world covering SI's annual swimsuit issue in 2012, posing, giggling, Dougie-ing and Cat Daddy-ing into our hearts ever since.

There are things online, and in life, that are overrated. Kate Upton modeling/dancing in bikinis is not among them. Like Richard Sherman, she is simply the best.

A mere slideshow does not do her justice. We've put together a GIF slideshow, demonstrating the natural beauty in all her perpetually moving glory, below.

You can thank us later, THGers. We, in turn, would like to thank Sports Illustrated, genetics, and the Internet. Click below to get started ... and kiss your day goodbye:

Working Her Abs
Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.

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Dear Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian: Ireland Baldwin will see your recent sexy selfies.

And raise you her cleavage!

In a couple new Instagram photos, the 18-year old model proves that she's far from shy, first sharing a topless shot that leaves little to the imagination and makes it look like she's totally naked.

But "#imwearingatowel," Ireland wrote as a caption. Still, Alec Baldwin may wanna turn his attention elsewhere for a few moments...

Ireland Baldwin Topless

The teenager, who also isn't shy about voicing her opinion when it comes to her controversial father, gave fans a view of her opposite end online as well.

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Let's see what those mean fans on Twitter have to say now.

Demi Lovato took to the Internet today and posted a couple fun photos of herself on the beach, first giving Instagram followers a nice look at her VERY nice beach body.

"2014... feeling healthy, feeling rested.. Y'all ain't ready!!!!  #NEONLIGHTSTOUR," she captioned the following photo.

Demi Lovato Bikini Selfie

It's nice to see Lovato proud of her figure for a chance, isn't it? Considering the time she spent in rehab for an eating disorder a few years ago?

You don't need a boob job, Demi.

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While there's little confusion over why Kate Upton bikini photos or Kim Kardashian bikini photos spread like wildfire over the Internet, many users are now confused to find a new term filling up their timelines.

What the heck is the Bikini Bridge?!?

Simply put, as defined by Urban Dictionary, it is takes place when "bikini bottoms are suspended between the two hip bones, causing a space between the bikini and the lower abdomen."

As for why it's creating a major buzz on social media...

Bikini Bridge Photo

4chan’s random imageboard /b/ is behind Operation Bikini Bridge, which is an attempt by the board to make folks believe the Bikini Bridge is "the next big thing."

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Kris Jenner is making like Kim Kardashian.

No, fortunately, the 58-year old reality star is not making a sex tape with a random hip hop star. But she is posing in a bikini for all the world to see.

Jenner posted a series of family photos to Flipagram yesterday, kicking off the slideshow with a picture of herself lounging in her pool, two-piece swimsuit proudly affixed to her body.

"Celebrate life," Kris titled the album.

Jenner, of course, is now single, having separated from Bruce Jenner in October.

Might she have posted this pic with the hope of putting herself out there again? Will any man bite? Should one?

Would YOU? Study the image and decide: Would you hit this?

 

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Lea Michele gets a bit cheeky in the following Instagram photo. 

But we have a feeling fans won't mind one bit.

The actress posted a picture online this week of herself on vacation in Mexico, taking in the incredible view and giving followers an incredible view... of her rear end.

Lea Michele Thong Pic
"What an amazing week in Mexico...New day. New year. #Bringit2014," Michele wrote as a caption, later adding: "Wishing everyone a very happy new year.. Sending much love.. So grateful to all of you for all your endless love and support this year."

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Katie Holmes wowed onlookers in a hot pink bikini yesterday, soaking up the sun and lounging by Dawson's Creek a pool in Miami with Suri Cruise.

The 35-year-old actress is currently laying low on vacation with her seven-year-old daughter and was seen in the vibrant two-piece by the pool.

Katie, who is single, seemed content to kick it with her little girl.

Suri Cruise was close by, spending time with friends and practicing her ballet moves, blissfully unaware that mom is the subject of endless fascination.

Holmes is currently filming a role in the movies adaptation of the novel The Giver alongside Taylor Swift, Meryl Streep, Jeff Bridges, and Alexander Skarsgard.

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Has Sofia Vergara put the latest breakup rumors surrounding herself and Nick Loeb to rest by posting a cute photo with her fiance on a Mexican getaway.

While wearing a thong bikini, no less. That guy ...

  • Sofia Vergara Thong, Nick Loeb
  • Sofia Vergara Bikini Smile

"Nothing like Mexico!" she captioned the pic with her man ... who no one will be looking at. In another photo, she is smiling along with a friend.

"Playa!!" she wrote.

Indeed.

Reports have been circulating about trouble in paradise between the engaged  41-year-old Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb, 38, for some time now.

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It is that time once again, THGers. The time to unveil the finalists for, and eventually the winner of, THG's prestigious, arbitrary, 7th Annual Celebrity of the Year honor.

Between now and the end of 2013, we will be counting down the 10 stars who provided us with the year's best moments, stories, scandals and entertainment value.

Today we kick off the countdown with Celebrity of the Year Finalist #10 ... Kate Upton!

Kate Upton. Wow. See above. End post.

Just kidding. But sort of not really.

The next time the U.S. economy experiences a recession, it might want to put the curvaceous model on the payroll ... because she's a one-woman stimulus package!

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Mariah Carey got into the holiday spirit over the weekend.

By getting into a festive red bikini, despite her snowy surroundings.

The former American Idol judge took one of her dogs for a walk Saturday while on vacation in Aspen, and she happened to be wearing a skimpy bathing suit and someone happened to be holding a camera in front of her.

What are the odds, right?!?

"It's just a tradition," the #Beautiful" singer captioned the photo of her and her canine, adding of the second, more seductive shot:

"Warming up for the hottub moments!"

Hmmm... we're pretty sure Mariah is about to go have sex with husband Nick Cannon. We should probably leave these two alone ...

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