The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the "actress" looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby.
Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form.
On the left, we've got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night's coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera.
We kid. She's probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else's vomit.
In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we're pretty sure Courtney's been legally dead for months.