Barry Bonds
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God knows why, but just six weeks after coming to her senses and deciding to leave her disgraceful, 'roided-up, jackass excuse for a husband, Barry Bonds' wife wants to dismiss the legal papers she filed requesting a legal separation.

Oh well. Sucks for her.

Liz Watson filed for separation from Barry Bonds June 5. She married baseball's all-time HGH and home run king in 1998. They have a 10-year-old daughter together.

Liz Watson and Barry Bonds: So happy together.

It took years of likely steroid use and an affair with Kimberly Bell, but Barry Bonds has finally struck out at his marriage.

We've learned that Liz Bonds (formerly Liz Watson) has filed for legal separation from the exiled slugger, citing irreconcilable differences. Liz has requested joint legal and physical custody of their 10-year-old daughter.

This gives Bonds and Alex Rodriguez something else in common. Will the MLB all-time home run king next date Anne Hathaway? Stay tuned!

Soon enough, Barry Bonds' alimony payments will match the size of his head.