Bam Margera
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Sorry, ladies, there's one fewer jackass on the market.

Bam Margera, who also stars in a show called Jackass, has married his childhood girlfriend, People reports.

On Saturday, the professional skateboarder and MTV star exchanged vows with Missy Rothstein in downtown Philadelphia before 350 friends and family members - and, naturally, an MTV crew, which recorded the event for his reality show, Bam's Unholy Union.

The wedding, which will be shown in the final episode of Bam's Unholy Union in early April, included a show by Iggy Pop, and appearances by skateboard god Tony Hawk and pal Johnny Knoxville.

Margera, who made headlines last year when he matter-of-factly admitted to doing Jessica Simpson, got engaged to Rothstein last month while shopping at the Cartier store in the King of Prussia Mall, the New York Times reports.

Rothstein tried on an engagement ring that happened to fit her perfectly -and Margera proposed on the spot.

"I was like, 'Now's the time,'" Margera told the Times. "We just sat there and drank three bottles of champagne. Then we forgot to get gas on the way home, and we straight up ran out of gas on Route 202."

Classy. We're assuming Bam wasn't headed the wrong direction a la Nicole Richie.

Like Britney and Justin, this cute couple has known each other since childhood. After being out of touch for a while when they were both involved in other relationships, Margera and Rothstein got back together two years ago.

"I love his spontaneity, even though it drives me crazy sometimes," Rothstein said. "I'd be bored if he was normal like everyone else."

That's what Mandy Moore says about DJ AM. Oh wait, no she doesn't, because that relationship is 100 percent for the cameras. Sorry.

Hey, remember when Jessica Simpson was an innocent virgin bride?

Yeah. Neither do we.

Following 18 months of rumors that she cheated on then-husband, Nick Lachey, at least one truth has supposedly come out: Jackass star, Bam Margera, did indeed have sex with Joe Simpson's daughter.

On Howard Stern's September 19 Sirius radio show, the prankster came clean about the oh so dirty evening. He even named the date: April 11, 2005. According to Bam, Jessica took him back to her parents' home in Los Angeles' Encino area.

"We were just drinking margaritas and stuff, and you know, from there …"

When Stern asked how a nude Jessica Simpson looked, Margera profoundly responded, "good." 

When asked by a reported from Us Weekly how many times he, well, bammed Simpson, Margera said just once.

"It was when her parents were away and Nick was away. It's not a secret."

But it is juicy! Especially when Crazy Joe Simpson shot back that he wanted to "beat the crap out of people who say things like this." Hmmm ... doesn't sound like a denial to the staff of The Gossip. Aside from spilling the banging beans, doesn't even sound like Bam was that raunchy about the night of passion.

The same can't be said for Simpson, however. During a recent interview in Allure magazine, the former virgin wore a rooster pendant and joked: "I don't have a c--k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck."

Okay then. Here's some advice then: Pass around this Jessica Simpson picture and we're pretty sure a yacht load of c--ks will line up at your door shortly.