Bachelor Pad. The only network show where working at Hooters for 25 years can provide you with the kind of training you need to excel.
Actually, who knows if that's even true, but it certainly benefited former Hooters waitress / Ben Flajnik castoff Blakeley Jones in her efforts.
Blakeley, age 34, hasn't actually worked there for 25 years, but people said that more than once, making for some memorable quotes.
How did it help her and who got the boot at the end of the night? Did Chris Bukowski survive? Find out in THG's Bachelor Pad recap!
After his botched plan to give Blakeley the boot, Chris and Sarah are cuddling and calling it "their last week in the house." Self-awareness at least. Plus 9.
Blakeley sticking around also meant that Chris' lies and women-juggling - Jamie Otis and then Sarah Newlon - became public knowledge. Ouch. Minus 11.
Blakeley's new partner, Tony Pieper, says she's the "hottest girl in the house by far." Disagree, but Plus 10 for being genuinely into her unlike Chris.
Aided by her Hooters training, Blakeley OWNED the teacup carrying race and won immunity, then coached Tony to the same. Suck it Chris! Plus 10.
"Thank you, Hooters!" exclaimed Blakeley. Indeed. In. Deed. Plus 10.
"She's been a Hooters girl for 25 years. Of course she would win," Chris scoffed, even though this would mean she worked at Hooters at age 9. Minus 13.