Aubrey O'Day
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It's all about reinventing yourself.

Supposed singer Aubrey O'Day will apparently transition from dressing like a skank to get attention to going completely buck a$$ naked to get attention.

The one-time face of Danity Kane spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a naked spread for Playboy, according to the celebrity gossip site TMZ.

Word has it there may be some hairy critters in the pics with her ... we're talking about lion and tiger cubs, of course, not what you were thinking. Gross!

Some classy moments from Aubrey O'Day photo shoots past.

Not sure about you, but we look forward to this Aubrey O'Day miletone. America will finally get to see what only a few hundred men and women have before.

We can pretty much guarantee this is the last time Beth Ostrosky, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aubrey O'Day will be lumped together in an article.

But Howard Stern's new wife, Michael Douglas' old wife and the bedroom conquest of anyone that buys her a drink all were spotted out in the same dress recently.

Study the photos below and vote in the poll underneath them: Who wears this outfit best?

Aubrey O'Day and Kourtney Kardashian have two things in common:

1. A lack of talent;
2. Fashion taste.

While O'Day is typically seen in no clothes at all, the one time she decided to wear a dress, she chose the same one as Kardashian. Tough break.

Who wears this dress better?

Sources say highly talented, irritable Kanye West was sucking face with generally useless, naked pop singer Aubrey O'Day, according to the New York Post.

Specifically, the duo were recently at 1Oak making out, said a source: "Either they actually kissed, or Aubrey O'Day was just telling people they kissed."

Sounds like a definite. Either way, we hope Kanye used protection, and Aubrey was sure to complement West non-stop to placate his massive ego.

The buxom Hairspray star made headlines recently when she was kicked out of her MTV band, Danity Kane, and then romantically linked to Donnie Wahlberg.

Kanye's rep had no comment on whether he's seen Aubrey O'Day nude.

The odds of an Aubrey O'Day sex tape being leaked to the public just shot up considerably.

After all, the lead singer of Danity Kane was actually given the boot from that group last night on the season finale of Making the Band 4. How else will she get attention now unless she strips down and spreads her legs on camera?

In response to the firing, O'Day had this to say to Perez Hilton:

"I didn't watch the finale, so I have no idea what story was told. The only comment I can make is… I wish that the world would focus more on the presidential election, the debates, the issues our country is facing, and the fact that if we don't vote for Obama our country will suffer beyond repair."

It's true. The world really is focusing too much on the life and times of Aubrey O'Day. Don't you know there's an election going on, people?!?

Kim Kardashian, Dustin Diamond, Keeley Hazell and Verne Troyer needn't read any further.

They already know how to record their very own sex tape.

But other aspiring amateur pornographers should heed the advice of Aubrey O'Day, whose desperate need for attention led to this quote to Complex Magazine:

"If you do a live feed through the TV, you can watch it on the TV while you’re doing it and it never records."

Random THG thought: if you're watching yourself - instead of your mate - on TV while having sex, you may have a) bad taste in partners, b) a narcissism complex or c) borh.

Aubrey O'Day can also offer tips on how to torture your pet.

First, Aubrey O'Day posed nude.

Then, she pretended to go lesbian.

Now, the Danity Kane singer is truly desperate for attention: she told Complex Magazine that she loves porn, often masturbates to Jenna Jameson and, well, other stuff...

On getting herself off Jenna Jameson: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.

On her love of porn: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.

On making her own sex tape: I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.

On attention from celebrity gossip blogs: You know, the first time a lot of really bad stuff was being said, I called Jenna and was like, “I’m so mad.” And even Kim Kardashian. And both of them said the same thing: “Honey, you’ll love it because it’s making you a bigger star.” At the end of the day, it’s not hurting me.

For someone who often poses nude, Aubrey O'Day made a surprising decision recently.

The Danity Kane singer told OK! that she was offered a cameo on The CW's new 90210, but chose a part in the Broadway production of Hairspray instead. The role O'Day turned down?

"I can’t remember her name, but I can tell you what the script was that I read. It was the girl who was giving head to [Dustin Milligan] in the car..." the singer said.

Choosing Broadway over a blow job? Looks like Aubrey has come a long way.

Aubrey O'Day recently claimed she might be a lesbian.

That remains questionable.

But this much is certain: the Danity Kane singer is a fashion disaster. Here's her latest creation:

Gay is the new black.

With online searches for Courtenay Semel and Samantha Ronson soaring - following news that they're dating fellow women Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan, respectively - it's now hip to be a lesbian.

Or at least an easy way to garner attention for celebrities that offer little else to the world.

Enter Aubrey O'Day and her recent revelation:

"At this point in my life I wouldn't say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I'm looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love, and if that's with a girl, a guy, a guy that dresses like a girl, a girl that dresses like a guy, whatever the options are on the table, all I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love."

Great news, ladies: You can se Aubrey O'Day nude, too! She's pretending to be a lesbian this week!