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You can't leave an immature husband alone for a second these days.

Just a few months after posting this half-naked Demi Moore pic, Ashton Kutcher again had some fun at his cougar wife's expense by enlisting Photoshop to give her a fake Mohawk. This creation was then posted on Twitter ...

Demi Moore is bringing the Mohawk back ... Twitter style.

Proud of his artistic creation, Kutcher presented it to his million-plus followers: "Wifey just got a new haircut," he Tweeted. "What do you guys think? I love it."

He got a response fast. "I have the buzzer ready baby!" Demi Twittered back.

"I'm just playing baby, but I think you'd look great with that cut," he insisted.

While we are in no place to criticize anyone's relationship, especially if they make each other happy, do you think Ashton is going overboard with the Twittering? Can there be too much of a good, social networking thing?

We ask you: Is Ashton Kutcher cool?

Recent reports of a proposed Twitter reality show (we wish we were kidding) is not sitting well with two of the "social networking" tool's most famous users:

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

"I hope this isn't true," Demi wrote on Twitter in response to the planned Twitter series. "If it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!"

She added, "This would not be a smart move for Twitter!"

Her husband, Ashton Kutcher - the undisputed Twitter king with over two million followers - was equally disturbed by the idea of a TV series.

"Wow I hope this isn't true," the man known as AplusK wrote on his page. "I really don't like being sold out. May have to take a Twitter hiatus."

How tragic would that be? If he were no longer able to post a half-naked Demi Moore pic for the world to see, the world would be worse for it.

Without Twitter, would these two be forced to speak to each other?

As reported by Access Hollywood, Twitter is teaming up with two production companies to develop an unscripted show based on the site. The show would utilize Twitter, dispatching players on the trail of stars in an interactive, competitive format.

Kutcher said the planned show could create a safety concern for celebrities: "I don't want to be stalked!!! It's all fun and games until somebody gets stalked."

While it may seem like everyone is addicted to Twitter, some celebrities actually steer clear of the site. Kanye West, Ben McKenize, Drew Barrymore, Beyonce and Zac Efron, among others, don't wish to tell the world their every move.

"I don't have a Twitter, a MySpace or a Facebook or anything like that," Zac told People. "I kind of value in people not knowing where I am or what I'm doing."

He added that his Twitter updates wouldn't be worth posting, saying, "I'm on the toilet. Still on the toilet. Guys, dot-dot-dot, out of TP. Still on the toilet."

LOL, Zac. And Amen to that.

If anyone in this world can rightfully be called a twit, it's Spencer Pratt. So it's hardly a shock that The Hills star has, in the past couple of months, so passionately embraced the "social networking" phenomenon known as Twitter.

After all, it allows narcissistic celebs and regular people alike to stroke their own egos, kill time and score cheap publicity points. What's not to love?

Spencer Pratt's latest scheme is to challenge reigning Twitter king Ashton Kutcher to a 30-day duel to see who can add the most new followers.

Pratt has 201,565, while Kutcher has a shocking 1,241,941, having ousted CNN in their first-to-a-million followers challenge, in which the winner pledged to donate thousands anti-malaria mosquito-netting beds for a life-saving cause.

NI-TWITS: Speidi, like many other celebs in this golden age of technology, are all about sharing their innermost thoughts 24-7-365. How lucky are celeb gossip lovers?!

As part of his challenge, Spencer says, "If I win, Ashton and Demi [Moore] have to wash my car." If he loses, "[Heidi Montag] and I will clean their house."

Don't hold your breath, Spence.

First of all, that's the lamest bet ever. Washing cars? Cleaning houses? Give us a break. Second, everyone knows you don't play down to your opponent. Ashton has already knocked off CNN. Your Twitter challenge likely isn't even on his radar.

Just stick to planning fake weddings, okay?

Ashton Kutcher is a dumbass.

Not that we're complaining, as we get to hear his innermost thoughts, all the time, and they are far from unfunny. But to do this to your wife? Asking for it.

The actor, who attended Bruce Willis' wedding to Emma Heming Saturday in the Turks and Caicos Islands with wife Demi Moore, has taken to his Twitter page to dole out relationship advice to the masses. Among his sage words:

"For me it's about relearning that supporting my wife isn't about providing $ and Home, it's about supporting her desires, needs and emotions." How wise.

"Greatest lesson in my marriage. Don't try to solve her problems, just listen, love and be supportive. This is the opposite of male nature." Again, profound.

"2nd greatest lesson. When she says time for bed, hop to, good things await."

Then, best of all, Ashton posted this picture of Demi Moore bending over in the bathroom, with the request, "Shhh. Don't tell wifey." His vantage point:

While this juvenile behavior isn't quite as funny as his video rants about his neighbor's construction, Stephen Colbert would still be proud that Ashton twatted this.

Ashton Kutcher apparently lost his $h!t earlier today when he was woken up by a neighbor, who started construction on a house at 7:30 in the morning.

Naturally, the actor picked up a camera and recorded this rant:

Along with his videotaped thoughts, which you can see above, he also blogged the whole thing all morning. Some of the highlights of that endeavor:

• this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
• Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f'in up my view and noise polluting the entire f'in neighborhood with pounding steal
• holy moly I'm gonna lose it!
• this ass clown has another thing coming!
• I'm gonna kill my neighbor!

That pretty much sums it up. For his part, the d!ckweed neighbor, a screenwriter named Bruce Goldsmith, says Ashton is acting "silly" and "doesn't want to deal with reality" - the city of L.A. allows him to commence construction at 7:00 a.m.

Goldsmith added, "they don't make hammers covered with rubber."

It's hard to say where checking out the body of one's own teenage stepdaughter ranks on The Hollywood Gossip's ogling scale.

Certainly above the jaw-dropping, head-snapping, whistling, cat-calling antics exhibited by working-class British stiffs upon seeing Kate Middleton or Sienna Miller.

And probably even a bit higher than Diddy leering at Jessica Biel during an awards show. That body is something to behold, but the man's got Kim Porter and twins at home!

Yes, we'd have to say that Ashton Kutcher has raised (or lowered) the proverbial ogling bar by openly gawking at his wife's daughter, Rumer Willis…

Rumer's dad, Bruce Willis (also pictured here) has actually spoken quite fondly of Ashton Kutcher, the new, much younger husband of Demi Moore.

But the Die Hard actor has also been known to make thinly-veiled threats to anyone even thinking about trying something with his daughters.

Let's hope Bruce Willis doesn't get a look at this picture… and let's also hope Ashton doesn't decide to stare at Tallulah Willis next. That'd just be weird.

You're not being punk'd. Well, probably not.

T.H. Gossip recalls that MTV did announce it was canning the show once before, only to run it back with several more seasons.

But this time, it looks like the affable Ashton Kutcher is pulling the plug on his popular gag show for good after eight stellar seasons.

The final season of MTV's Punk'd, which premieres April 10, will showcase Hilary Swank, Magic Johnson, Nelly Furtado and Jewel getting served.

For those who can't wait that long for their celebrities-getting-hosed fix, Rumer Willis' stepdad will host a "sneak peek marathon" on April 7 in which all eight episodes will air in succession.

Finally, on June 5, Kutcher will host the special "Punk'd Awards," to commemorate his life's work. Which is actually a pretty funny show.

Some of the many Punk'd career highlights:

• Tricking Halle Berry into thinking she couldn't get into a movie premiere... of her own film.
• Making Lindsay Lohan believe she made a limo driver miss his child's birth.
• Convincing Justin Timberlake that he failed to pay the IRS, and as a result, the government was confiscating all of his belongings.
• Staging a carjacking and police standoff during Hilary Duff's driver education class (in our opinion, his finest hour).
• Watching Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo freak the f--- out as waitresses hit on her boyfriend, Chris Ivery.

At 44, Demi Moore has three teenage daughters, a baby husband and a revived career. So she's all set, right?

Wrong. The actress wants more kids.

"Most definitely," she tells Vanity Fair when asked whether she wants children with Ashton Kutcher.

Moore, who has three daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis â€" but Rumer Willis is really the only one worth mentioning here â€" adds:

"Once you hit three, where you're outnumbered, it's really like, 'What's the difference between (three or) four or five?' For me, the most important thing that I've contributed is my children."

What about Striptease, Demi? Anyway, being a mom to teens can be a handful, especially when your oldest daughter starts hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.

Moore admitted as much: "I'm definitely a bit overprotective, maybe because I have girls."

As far as her happy marriage to Kutcher goes, it helps dating a younger man when you have the body of a hot 25-year old yourself. Demi says a new diet helped her stay so lean and fit.

She added: "Being thin does not equate to happiness."

Gosh, we hope Jessica Alba is reading this.

We don't know why Rumer Willis doesn't smile more often. (Or why she hangs out with Lindsay Lohan). After all, the girl comes from one of the happier, more stable families in show business.

Granted, it's a bit unusual.

Rumer's mother, Demi Moore, likes to carry guns. Oh, and she also married a celebrity practically half her age. But Ashton Kutcher has proven to be a reliable step-father, providing valuable Lohan lessons for his daughters.

Moore, meanwhile, says her daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah spend as much time as possible with both Ashton and their father, Bruce Willis.

"We spend all our holidays together," Moore, who turns 44 on Saturday, tells host Billy Bush in an interview with Access Hollywood that aired Monday.

"We had an intention to keep our children as our priority in the scope of something changing, the format of our family changing," says the Bobby actress, who married Kutcher in Sept. 2005.

The relationship flies in the face of messy break-ups, such as the recent Shanna Moakler/Travis Barker debacle. It's even more impressive when you consider the terms Demi and Willis are on.

"You have to work towards getting over what might have been awkward, or uncomfortable â€" I want his happiness. And I think he wants my happiness," Moore said of her ex-husband.

"And you know, I have somebody who is a great father, who's present, he's a part of their lives," she said of Kutcher, 28. "There are a lot of people who don't have that."

Such as Lindsay and Ali Lohan. Their father is in jail. Maybe Ashton should open up his heart to this troubled duo instead of yelling at Rumer for hanging out with them.

But maybe not. Lindsay pretty much sucks.

 
Hollywood couple Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are big believers in the second amendment. No, you idiots, that's not the constitutional right to marry someone practically your kids' age.

It's the right to bear arms, and they certainly take it to heart, keeping guns in their Idaho home to protect themselves and Moore's three daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis.

Kutcher owns a Springfield handgun while Moore has been trained to use a deadly semi-automatic Glock. Sounds a little scary, but you know how nuts some fans are, and everyone has a right to protect themselves and their home. As long as they keep their weapons at home and don't take them to work, they're setting a good example. David Stern would be proud.

In any event, the guns are locked away at the couple's home in Hailey, Idaho, but are kept within easy reach in case intruders should appear.

However, Ashton admits to a more unusual reason for owning the guns -- keeping unwanted suitors away from his three step-daughters.

"There was this guy (15-year-old) Scout was dating and I'd carry the gun around at all times, just to give him a subtle hint," he joked.

As for whether he has been tempted to bust a cap in Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a bad influence on Moore's eldest child, Rumer Willis, Kutcher has no comment. But you know he's thinking about it. We are.