Ashlee Simpson
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What would Abbie Cornish have to say about this Hollywood rumor?

If it's true, we assume that the young actress is no longer seeing Crash star Ryan Phillippe.

After all, reports are going around that the actor recently met Ashlee Simpson at Los Angeles nightclub Les Deux before spending the night at her $6 million home.

According to a source at Australia's New Weekly magazine: "When Ryan and his friends arrived they were shown to the only table with any space left â€" where Ashlee and her friends were sitting.

"He couldn't keep his eyes off her in her very figure hugging little black dress. They seemed very into each other. Ashlee was really excited. You could tell she had a huge crush on him."

Well, sure. Now that Pete Wentz doesn't want her and her fake nose.

After flirting for hours, Phillippe and Simpson allegedly disappeared to a private area upstairs, called The Library. Let's just say they didn't exactly read there, if witnesses are to be believed!

"They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on," the source continued.

Maybe you should stop reading this now, Reese Witherspoon. It doesn't get any prettier.

"They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again."

Well, if this random, anonymous person says so, we believe it. We just wonder if Jessica Simpson would approve.

Unfortunately for Ashlee Simpson, she's a no talent hack and has gotten more plastic surgery than our main man Michael Jackson. Well, okay. That's a lie. But she's chasing his record!

Oh, and also sadly for Jessica Simpson's younger sister: the guy she's been kicking it with doesn't want to be her boyfriend.

Apparently, holding hands and making out on a regular basis with Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy fame doesn't make her girlfriend material.

Wentz insists he and Ashlee Simpson are not an item, telling Rolling Stone:

"Maybe in a different universe, we'd be some hot couple, but not in this one," Wentz says. "I'm attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there's no shortage of that in Los Angeles."

Hey, Pete: Britney Spears is supposed to be getting out of rehab in 30-45 days. Mark it on your calendar. Or just wait until tomorrow when she escapes out the window. 

They've both received nose jobs in the last year - performed by the same doctor, no less.Therefore, it's only natural to compare.

Fortunately, Ashlee Simpson stopped flashing her boobs long enough to pose for the following picture.

Next to her, Jennifer Aniston and her new schnoz are looking sharp.

Or not sharp anymore. That's probably why she got the surgery in the first place.

The same surgeon actually cut up Cameron Diaz, as well. But we couldn't wrangle her away from Kelly Slater long enough for a picture.

Anna Nicole Smith is the red menace.

But it looks as though the Simpsons sister are giving the possible son-murderer a run for her rosey money.

Seen here, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are leaving dinner together last night. You can tell the siblings are tight because they're wearing the same color lipstick.

Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint - Ashlee's boobs remained covered for the evening by a nice scarf.

The elder sister, meanwhile, appears to be holding her liquor a bit better on this night out than she was in this Jessica Simpson picture.

Egotastic.com recently captured the lovely, worthless Ashlee Simpson in a compromising position. We feel it is our duty to pass this picture along to you. It's nice to see that despite her complete lack of talent, Ashlee is still finding ways to stay in the news. Perhaps those great Katie Rees pictures that surfaced late last month inspired her here...

Man, Pete Wentz is probably so jealous of us right now for having this pic. And if her crazy dad was pissed at Jessica Simpson for partying with John Mayer on New Year's, what's he going to say about Ashlee's exhibitionism here? You can bet he's gonna be ripsh!t over this nipple slip!

Actually, Joe Simpson so insane, you have no idea how he'd react to something like this. Since he paid good money for those breasts (in one of many plastic surgery procedures she's had), he might be glad they are being put to good use. Hell, he might even try to sell this particular image and "rack" up some cash!

In a desperate effort to remain relevant despite no discernible talent and no reason for living, Ashlee Simpson has systematically transformed her worthless self into a skanked-out, plastic version of Ashlee Simpson. Man, she could definitely be the cover girl for January's Crack Whore Monthly. What a cheap hack. See below.

Ashlee's tagline for 2006: New chin. New nose. New boobs. No skills.

We've seen many Ashlee Simpson pictures in our day. Some of which are kind of attractive, others just plain annoying. They really run the gamut. This one may take the cake, though, in terms of leaving T.H. Gossip utterly perplexed:

Sure, it's kind of cute at first glance. The artsy black and white style. The girlish hair, the innocent expression. But it begs a couple of questions:

• What possible use does she have for the microphone dangling in front of her, as she clearly can't carry a tune to save her life? What an absolute waste (of a good mic and of oxygen).
• How many body parts can one person have plastic surgery on? She's gotten than nose worked on, and that chin has taken a beating as well. Quite possibly her breasts, too - those things are looking much more supple than in months past.
• Most importantly, why is this person famous? Lane Garrison has more talent in his pinky finger than Ashlee will ever have (even when you consider the sizable fake boobs).

We may never get the answers to these queries. But it's no wonder Braxton Olita dumped her ass. Beyond pole dancing with Britney Spears, it's hard to see what career this "singer" and "actress" should have.

Yep, she's as worthless as they come. Sorry, Paris.

If you thought we were a bunch of jackasses before for thinking that Johnny Knoxville looked a lot like Josh Duhamel, well, you may wish to stop reading now.

The following celebrity look-alike may make Ellen DeGeneres and Owen Wilson look reasonable. But we just go where the eerie similarities take us.

And sometimes they take us to talentless young sisters that ride the beautiful coat tails of their siblings; along with washed up former rockers. Or, to be more specific: to Ashlee Simpson and David Lee Roth.

Don't scoff. Take a close look at Jessica's little sister and the ex-Van Halen front man. They certainly sing with the same passion, don't they?

We just wonder if Nick Lachey has the same reaction when he hears "Jump."

Nick Lachey is a happy guy these days. He's got a better singing career than he ever had when he was married, and doesn't have to spend time with that half-wit Jessica Simpson either.

But that doesn't mean the memories from his unhappy union aren't lingering. Even as our boy Nick celebrates a joyous occasion - his birthday, as well as the birthday of his new squeeze, the sweet and vastly superior Vanessa Minnillo - he can't help but become enraged and suicidal when certain songs are played over the club's sound system.

Yes, Nick, we totally understand. Listening to Ashlee Simpson will drive your into a blinding rage. It certainly happens to us. We can't even imagine what it's like when she's your sister-in-law and you have to pretend she doesn't suck ass.

Rumer Willis would be rolling in her grave if she could see this. Why, you ask? Because she's apparently not present. Poor, neglected thing. Has young Willis' hero, Lindsay Lohan, ditched her lackey and gal pal for none other than Ashlee Simpson?

We're not sure, but when these two chicks collide (and stick their faces really close to the camera) the skank factor is simply off the chain. Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler have nothing on these two. Well, that's not true. But it's a dead heat.