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In the following showdown of Simpson sisters, we aren't asking readers which dim-witted sister they prefer. Instead, we wanna know:

Which Simpson sucks the least?

One is milking as much publicity from her pregnancy as possible, while the other has been riding the wave of her giant boobs for years now.

Below, Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson each stick out the body part that best represents their moronic, soulless father. Let us know whose ass is less vomit-inducing...

All booty, no brains: Select your least sucky Simpson sister.

On the same morning in which we confirmed that Ben Affleck got Jennifer Garner pregnant again, we've learned that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are expecting a baby girl on October 31 - and the excited daddy-to-be is already sewing clothes!

"Ashlee and Pete are on cloud nine," an insider told Star.

They actually conceived the baby just before Valentine's Day while they were on vacation and the baby has an initial due date of October 31.

The source says when Pete heard she might have the baby on Halloween, "he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!"

So true, so true. Expect Jessica Simpson to pull the goalie on Tony Romo, Bridget Moynahan style, in an attempt to steal the spotlight back from her sis.

It's the summer of love... or something like that. At least it is in the minds of Mischa Barton, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashlee Simpson, who are bringing back this celebrity fashion, circa late-1960s trend. Do you like it? See below ...

The talentless sister of Jessica Simpson, a sometimes-nude High School Musical 3 star and a DUI-prone actress have one thing in common: a love of headbands!

The pregnant Ashlee Simpson helped sister Jessica Simpson celebrate her 28th birthday with a night out in Calabasas, California, this week.

Chances are Ashlee's hubby Pete Wentz and Jessica's choke artist beau Tony Romo were also on hand to party hard, but we really don't care.

Here's a cute photo of Joe Simpson's cash cows ...

Despite possessing less singing talent combined than Taylor Swift's pinky finger, the Simpson girls remain relevant. Why? Breasts go a long way.

While Angelina Jolie prepares to give birth, Ashlee Simpson (or as she is calling herself now, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz) displays some baby bump action of her own, rocking a tank top and flowing skirt while grocery shopping.

That's about it. Here's a picture of Pete Wentz's knocked-up wife:

Ashlee Simpson's baby bump continues to grow and grow.

Weeks after marrying and (finally) confirming she's pregnant, talentless newlywed and mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson is starting to show ...

... her boobs!

Seriously, WTF is she wearing? Is this a single item of clothing or two? Not that we're complaining, but why is her entire chest showing?

There's a little Ashlee Simpson baby bump action going on, but we're guessing that's not her only feature that gets Pete Wentz all excited ...

You gotta check out this photo below. Yowza.

Out doing some shopping, a pregnant Ashlee Simpson carries a black purse - and what is sure to be one of the cutest celebrity babies around.

In the wake of recent celebrity news stories that he was the main source behind Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo almost breaking up (twice now), Joe Simpson tells Extra he's not the controlling father we think he is.

"The media says that I try to plan everything - If I had half of the power they give me... They [Ashlee and Jessica] don't call me and ask me. They call me and tell me," Crazy Joe told the celebrity news program.

He adds that Jessica Simpson "... is as happy as I've seen her in years." and gushes about Dallas Cowboys quarterback Romo, "He is such a great guy. I love Tony to death ... He's just a good kid."

Come on. Who wouldn't trust Joe Simpson, right?

Several sources reported that Joe Simpson asked Tony Romo, 28, to dump his agent and allow him to help represent him. As tension grew, the NFL star gave Jessica an ultimatum: Tell your dad to frickin' back off!

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Newlyweds Ashlee Wentz and husband Pete Wentz have been expecting for some time now, but just confirmed publicly for the first time she's pregnant.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child," they wrote on Pete Wentz's official website.

"This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

That's it. Show's over. We'll have some celebrity gossip you haven't heard 10 times before at some point, promise.

Newly married Ashlee Simpson is changing her name to Ashlee Wentz in honor of her husband, Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz.

"I think that that's something that a woman should do when they're marrying a man," she said. "It's a tradition I think is a great tradition."

The singer, who got married May 17, says privately she'll go by Ashlee Wentz and "professionally," she'll be Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.

Pete Wentz says he left the name change decision to his wife.

"These decisions are all completely up to Ashlee," Wentz said. "I want her to do these kinds of things the way she wants to do them."

Still, he admits, he was flattered.

"Oh man, I was like upgrade me! You know what I'm saying? The Wentz family, our Christmas card just got upgraded! It feels insane. It feels unreal."

No word on whether Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are planning to marry, or whether she will be known as Jessica Simpson-Romo after they do so.

Who do you think was a phony at Ashlee Simpson's wedding?

We'll give you a hint. He plays quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys and used to date Sophia Bush, Carrie Underwood and Alli Sims.

According to TMZ, when People Magazine cut a $1.4 million deal for Ashlee Simpson wedding pics, there was one additional requirement - that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo would be there at the event.

It all makes sense now.

Who would pay that for just Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz? No one we know. And why would Joe Simpson care so much that Tony Romo attended, begging him personally to come and "support the family" at the last minute?

Support them financially is what he meant. Why are we not surprised?

Of course, Jessica and Tony broke up just before the wedding. Getting the idea why he still showed now? Jared Leto ain't gonna sell celeb news magazines!

People, for its part, wanted to put a pic of Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo as an inset on the cover - after all, they're a hot couple. Ashlee and Pete? Eh...