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French Doctor: Angelina Jolie is Normal

Dr. Michel Sussmann -  the French obstetrician that will be seeing Angelina Jolie nude (in the least attractive way possible) - held a press conference in the South of France yesterday that revealed very little.

“Everything is normal,” the doctor told reporters. “She is very well, and she’s okay. … Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well.”

The doctor added that Brangelina’s twins will arrive “in the weeks to come,” and then diverted attention from this boring story by asking the press about Cynthia Rodriguez leaving her husband. Just kidding.

Jolie, who is expecting twins, checked into the medical center this weekend.

Hi, Honey!

Brad Pitt stopped by a French hospital to check on Angelina Jolie this week. He carried a pair of the couple’s countless kids with him.

Angelina Jolie Readies for Birth

Wait for it… wait for it…

Okay, it looks like Angelina Jolie still has not given birth as of this posting.

Still, the Associated Press reports this blessed event may take place at any moment, as the Wanted star has checked into a hospital in southern France as she prepares to give birth to twins.

Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says that Brad Pitt’s better half had to planned to check into the hospital’s maternity wing for awhile. Jolie was reportedly admitted so she could be kept under surveillance, not necessarily to give birth immediately.

About to Pop

Brangelina will soon be adding to its brood.

This Just In: Angelina Jolie May Have Given Birth!

The Hollywood Gossip staff does our best to verify every rumor and story we publish.

When we get it wrong, however, we aren’t above an apology and a retraction. (Turns out Miley Cyrus was never pregnant. Our bad!)

The same can’t be said for Entertainment Tonight. The supposedly venerable celebrity gossip show still won’t face the facts when it comes to Angelina Jolie giving birth; or NOT giving birth, to be precise.

So Pregnant

Angelina Jolie is still pregnant. Please, someone tell Mary Hart.

“We still don’t know if she’s had those babies or not and until we do we won’t retract our story. I don’t know yet that we’ve made a mistake,” host Mary Hart recently said.

Hart makes this statement despite the fact that Brad Pitt was in a different country from Jolie when she supposedly gave birth to twins; and that Brangelina’s publicist has denied the report.

“I hope that the babies were born when we said they were and that we had our facts straight. I have never retracted a story in 26 years, but all I can do now is wait and see,” Hart said.

It’s a genius move by Hart. She’ll wait, she’ll see that the babies are eventually born and - presto! - Entertainment Tonight’s report will be verified.

This is the best plan since Linda Hogan decided to date 19-year Charlie Hill as vengeance for being cheated on.

Still Knocked Up: Camila Alves, Tori Spelling and More

Now that Jessica Alba has given birth, the club of knocked up celebrities has lost one its better looking members.

Still, a number of beauties are expecting kids over the next few months. Leading the charge? Matthew McConaughey’s underrated girlfriend, Camila Alves.

Lovely and Pregnant

Click on the following thumbnails now to see what other celebs are ready to pop…

Yes, Kid, Man Still Knocked Up Spelling, Tori Pregnant, No Doubt

Happy Birthday, Angelina Jolie!

No, she hasn’t given birth to twins yet. But Angelina Jolie is in the news today because she turns 33 years old.

We hope Brad Pitt and the rest of the Brangelina brood throw the actress a big party. Here’s the best we can do for Angelina:

A photo montage of the star. Click on the following thumbnails for enlarged versions…

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According to our calendar of celebrity birthdays, Bar Rafaeli also celebrates her 23rd today. She’s gorgeous.

Angelina Jolie: Twice the Baby Bump!

Seen here at the Cannes Film Festival - alongside Kung Fu Panda costars Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black - Angelina Jolie makes clear what’s been known for weeks:

She’s pregnant! With twins!

Angelina Jolie, Twins

Celebrity gossip photographers don’t care much about Hoffman or Black. All attention is on the best looking pregnant woman in the planet.

Congrats, Brangelina!

Brangelina, Kids Go for a Ride

Angelina Jolie - along with her baby bump and giant boobs - cradles Maddox in her arms as her and boyfriend Brad Pitt take two of their kids for a ride in Monaco.

Two more kids, of course, are on the way for the world’s most beautiful couple; Jolie is pregnant with twins.

Brangelina, Kids

Check out many more photos of Brangelina now.

Angelina Jolie Acts Out Mother’s Day

On Mother’s Day, Angelina Jolie took children Zahara and Shiloh shopping in Monaco.

No word yet on where Brad Pitt was during this excursion. But we’re guessing he was looking hot someplace.

Angelina Jolie, Children

Brangelina Twins Could Shatter Celebrity Photo Record

The sky is the limit when it comes to how much money celebrities are being paid to pimp out their babies in celebrity news and gossip magazines nowadays.

After paying Christina Aguilera $1.5 million in February for shots of her newborn son, Max, People shelled out a whopping $6 million to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for photos of their newborn twins, Max and Emme.

One celebrity news editor, who asked to remain anonymous, said:

“It’s at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photos.”

Pregnant celebrities are now “treating this like a game,” said National Enquirer Executive Editor Barry Levine.

“It’s become big business now,” Levine said. “It’s outrageous, they’ve gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celebrity enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it’s impossible to obtain a photo illegally.”

Happy Family

Brangelina made (then gave away) millions from selling photos of Shiloh.

Levine said stars now realize that having a child in this celebrity news media era is “akin to getting a role in a movie.”

Celebrity gossip publications don’t mind - they recoup money over time with magazine sales, Web hits, and by re-selling the photos overseas.

Angelina Jolie, rumored to be carrying twins, could trump all celebrities by commanding $10 million for the first photos of the babies, Levine said.

“That’s where the market is right now,” he said. “When I was the editor of Star in L.A., we bought photos of Lisa Marie Presley’s baby back in 1989 for $100,000, and at the time I thought it was outrageous. Now it’s chump change.”

American Media Editorial Director Bonnie Fuller said that the celebrity baby photo payouts just keep escalating: “If J.Lo really did get $6 million, then I think Angelina can now command $8 million,” Fuller said. “The magazines must look at it as a long-term investment, but I think it’ll cap out at a certain point.”

Angelina Jolie: So Very Pregnant

Angelina Jolie has a baby bump the size of Simon Cowell’s ego.

Her belly is growing at a faster pace than the line of Eliot Spitzer detractors.

The actress’ vagina will soon be on display in a gynecological office the same way as that of Jenn Sterger is on display in Playboy.

No? Was the last one too much? The point is this: Angelina Jolie is pregnant and we’re happy for her.

So Pregnant

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