Angelina Jolie
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You may dislike her because she stole Jennifer Aniston's man, but we have a message for all the haters:

Get over it! That was five years ago!

At this point, especially when compared to other stars in her industry, there should be nothing but positive things to say about Angelina Jolie. She donates millions to charity every year, she doesn't seek out the paparazzi and she actually gets involved in important causes.

The latest case in point: Jolie spent time in the Dominican Republic yesterday, visiting hospitalized survivors of the Haitian earthquake. She even met with Dominican President Leonel Fernandez.

Today, meanwhile, the UN goodwill ambassador is off to Haiti, actually immersing herself in the destruction down there. How many celebrities can say that?

Jolie doesn't whine about the tabloid coverage of her relationship. She doesn't Tweet about mundane happenings in her life. She even bypassed the Hope for Haiti Now telethon because she wasn't interested in getting her face on TV.

She simply wants to help. Anyone that takes issue with this actress should look in the mirror to see where the real problem lies.

Recent rumors of their demise have gotten so out of control that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing a London tabloid for claiming they are planning to split.

The couple's lawyer, Keith Schillings, tells BBC News that Pitt and Jolie have begun legal proceedings against the always-reputable News of The World tabloid.

On January 24, that publication said the two had agreed to divide their assets and made arrangements for the custody of their six kids. This is not the case.

Schillings tells the BBC that the report contained "false and intrusive allegations" and the paper failed to meet a demand for a retraction and apology for it.

Schillings says Sorrell Trope, an L.A. divorce lawyer identified by some publications as advising the two, denied that he had been in contact with the couple.

Brangelina is not dividing up assets or Maddox anytime soon.

"I have had no contact from... Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt," Trope said in a statement. "I have never met... your clients or had any involvement with them. The foregoing is true with respect to all other members of this firm."

Basically, for a lawsuit to have merit, the plaintiff must prove it was deliberately defamed by false reporting, rather than the publication merely screwing up.

It certainly looks like that was the case here, as evidenced by Trope's denial. The News Of The World has yet to comment on the story or lawsuit.

Pitt and Jolie, who are not married, nonetheless appear wholly committed to their relationship and each other, as their Super Bowl PDA in Miami Sunday.

They took their eldest son, Maddox (pictured), to the big game. Surprisingly, there was no sign of Jennifer Aniston, who Brad is still in love with, according to OK!

Better have some good lawyers on retainer, OK!

We hoping you're reading this, OK! Weekly.

Move a little closer to the screen, In Touch.

Feast your eyes on the photos below, Star.

Amidst utterly contrived rumors that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are breaking up - with the former pursuing Jennifer Aniston, and the latter going after Johnny Depp - the couple brought son Maddox to Super Bowl XLIV. They don't exactly look like a family in trouble, do they?

Pitt and Jolie, who reside in New Orleans and have dedicated time/money to the rebuilding efforts there, joined friends in a VIP box to watch the game. They celebrated together as the Saints upset the Colts 31-17.

And while the classy couple would never say it, allow us to get inside Brangelina's head as the pair laid a Super Bowl smooch on one another: Eff you, tabloids!

Anne Hathaway would love to kiss Angelina Jolie ... or at least kiss like her. The Valentine's Day star says "full-on movie kissing" isn't one of her strong suits.

Angelina, thought? Well, we all know how she split up Brad and Jen and about her (supposed, fictitious) affair with Lady Gaga. No wonder Anne wants in!

"You have to be Angelina Jolie to pull that off and still look good," she says of the forceful movie kiss. "I don't know if you've noticed, but I ain't no Angie."

No, but we've also noticed she's no slouch herself ...

Anne Hathaway heats up the pages of GQ UK.

She did offer tips on what she calls "pretty movie kissing," using the back of her hand as the lucky recipient. Guys everywhere are so turned on right now.

"You just have to relax, leave your mouth open a little bit," she tells the magazine's March issue. "Open up. More, more, ever so lightly." Easy there, fellas.

"Otherwise you're going to be getting smoothy. Now, slow it down ... just a little bit."

How jealous are you of Adam Shulman right now?

"If you're both unattached and you get along, of course kissing in a movie is fun," she says. "But you can never get truly deep down and into it. Well, I can't."

"Jennifer Garner - now that girl can movie kiss!"

We now return to your regularly scheduled gossip.

Like clockwork, it's the middle of the week, and that means a deluge of tabloid reports announcing the imminent split of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Shocking!

After a certain point, don't they feel this damages their credibility a little bit? We realize they're supermarket tabloids, but 40 weeks in a row of the same thing?

At least this week's OK! bombshell has a slightly new twist: Brad Pitt still loves Jennifer Aniston, and can't stand Angelina, but is conflicted because of the kids!

Despite "presenting a united front for awards season," Brangelina's relationship is dissolving, and friends say Brad is regretting ever leaving Jennifer Aniston.

Still, he'll stay Angie for his children’s sake... BUT FOR HOW LONG!?

I STILL LOVE JEN, says a tabloid editor posing as Brad.

“Brad was very calm and mellow and gave a great, funny speech" at the Director’s Guild Awards, reports a source, adding: “He and Angie seemed very happy.”

But are they really? Deep down? No, OK! says.

They put on a good show, but Ian Halperin, author of Brangelina: The Untold Story, predicts that the couple will announce their split “when no one expects it.”

Not open-ended or vague at all there, Ian.

We'll see how much longer Brad can stand being with a crazy woman he doesn't even share a car with, all the while sneaking around with his former wife.

Our guess is awhile. Below are more covers featuring the couple this week, with Star insinuating again that Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are a thing:

This should quell those pesky breakup rumors. Ha, well, at least until the next round of celebrity gossip tabloid covers are rolled out later this week.

The reportedly miserable pair looked anything but during a night out together at the Directors Guild of America Awards on Saturday in Los Angeles.

The couple's first public appearance together in more than a month coincided with Pitt's honoring Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt cuddled at the table they shared with the director. A source reports that Brangelina was more "affectionate" than usual.

"They would whisper in each other’s ears and laugh," the source says. "They looked really happy." She even "beamed with pride" when he spoke.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Actually making it work?

They sure look happy to THG. In fact, no credible piece of information we've read has suggested otherwise. Still, sources say - nay, insist - they are having trouble.

Us reports Jolie feels she is shouldering the parental burden of their six kids, Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 3, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 18 months.

That we could believe. But Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston being back together, as more than one magazine proclaimed last week? A bit far-fetched at this point.

As for the rumors that Angelina Jolie recently was cheating on Brad with her Salt dialogue coach and/or had an affair with Lady Gaga? That's just hilarious.

It's like celebrity gossip magazines and websites are actively engaged in a bet over who can make up the most ridiculous Angelina Jolie gossip item this week.

With this latest rumor - that Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga were lovers - celebrity gossip has officially hit a new high. Or low, depending on your perspective.

According to Ian Halperin, author of the recent lie bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, that's precisely what happened.

Jolie, who is reportedly bisexual, Lady Gaga, a rumored hermaphrodite, had a secret rendezvous at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night, he says.

“Angie is obsessed with Lady Gaga,” a source said.

Aren't we all. That definitely confirms the affair!

This supposed Lady Gaga tryst is not the first time Angelina Jolie has been accused of cheating on Brad Pitt. Heck, it's not even the first time this week!

Last week, In Touch spoke to Anna Kowalski, a housekeeper who worked at the Waldorf-Astoria in NYC, who claimed Angelina had sex with a dialect coach.

“The room was a disaster,” Anna said. “There were empty vodka bottles everywhere. The bed was covered with black rubber sheets ... there were sex toys on it.”

This was widely denied, but it was just the beginning.

Then two days ago, four different tabloids unleashed a deluge of reports claiming Brangelina was done for ... and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are totally back on.

Jolie has previously spoken of her desire to have an open relationship. For whatever reason, Star, Life & Style and their ilk seem determined to tell us she's in one.

Rumors of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt and their relationship being on the rocks got so bad that the couple actually hit back at the tabloids this week.

Well, the tabloids just collectively retaliated tenfold!

According to OK! Weekly, a publication with reporting so terrible that even Kourtney Kardashian kalls them out, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back on!

Leave it to George Clooney to play matchmaker, their story hilariously says. He allegedly arranged for the former spouses to to bump into each other Friday.

And they did just that at the Hope For Haiti Now Telethon, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was away in NYC!

The drama! Angie had already been in a jealous rage over Jen and Brad. Just imagine when she stops in to pick up some groceries later and learns that ...

TOGETHER AGAIN: That 15-second Haiti telethon run-in was something! Nice line through the pics, guys. Too bad they didn't pose together for this made-up story.

The magazine's in-depth reporting goes on to describe Brad and Jen's "emotional reunion" and state that the actress is ready for a future with her ex-husband.

But why trust OK! alone? Three other celebrity gossip weeklies got in on the same action this week, declaring a messy end to the couple known as Brangelina:

BRAD'S MISERY: Jennifer Aniston broke up Brangelina, according to myriad fake sources. In other news, Spencer Pratt created a monster named "Franken-Heidi."

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are involved in drama every week - at least on the cover of tabloids. But this time, the celebrity gossip hit a little close to home.

In Touch Weekly alleged last week that Angelina had an affair with a dialect coach she worked with for her upcoming film Salt. Not so, according to E! News.

That's because he didn't even work with Jolie on Salt.

"All my friends thought it was hysterical," said 51-year-old Howard Samuelsohn. "I've had eight different reporters call me. One was even outside my home."

He says that In Touch contacted him asking about the nature of his relationship with Jolie. His response: "'Yes, I know her professionally. She's very nice.'"

Ha. Dude's totally nailing her. That gives it away.

Could Brangelina actually be - gasp! - happy these days?

Samuelsohn added that on top of not working with Angelina Jolie on her character for the movie, he's been "with the same woman for 33 years" himself.

Meanwhile, the Waldorf Astoria, where housekeeper Anna Kowalski told In Touch she saw kinky evidence of the tryst, says no such person works there.

Despite being taken to task, In Touch stands by its story, semantics aside, saying a source verified that Kowalski worked at the Waldorf last summer.

"We never claim Anna was a current employee of the hotel or provide the specific name of her coach, of which there were several," an In Touch rep said.

"In Touch stands by our reporting on this story." Congratulations!

Perhaps this latest blip on the radar will disappear soon. A source close to the couple says Jolie and Pitt are planning on attending the Oscars. Together.

Eh, Star will still break them up tomorrow probably. Or at least assert that Jennifer Aniston is meddling again and Angie is slowly losing her marbles.

Astoundingly, sources are telling People today that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may actually be happy and not on the verge of splitting and killing each other.

While reports are swirling that Angelina is in a jealous rage over Jennifer Aniston and preparing for life without Brad, multiple close sources say it's not so.

"Everything is fine" with the parents of six, says one source.

Another source says that the split reports are "totally false."

Well, you can consider us shocked. You mean the tabloid stories of epic fights, cheating and breakups we see every week may be exaggerated or untrue?

All is well with Brangelina. Except maybe that goatee.

In recent weeks, it's been business as usual for the busy couple – movie shoots, family outings, $1 million Haiti donations – and nothing seems amiss.

The two megastars are currently in Los Angeles to work on pre-production for their upcoming movies: Jolie's The Tourist and Pitt's Lost City of Z.

On January 16, Pitt took their eldest son, Maddox, on a boys' trip to the New Orleans Saints' playoff game, while Jolie was spotted grocery shopping and dropping by an Apple Store in L.A. with daughters Zahara and Shiloh.

In the last few days, Jolie jetted to New York City for a Vanity Fair shoot, while Pitt stayed in L.A. to participate in George Clooney’s Hope for Haiti Now telethon.

No secret meetings or revenge pregnancies were reported.