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Milk may be a bad choice on a hot day, but Morgan Hoffmann made an excellent decision during this weekend's Farmers Insurance Open in San Diego.

Teeing off from the classy city made famous by Ron Burgundy, the second-year golf pro paid tribute to a few Anchorman quotes via his set of wedges.

"Got my wedges all dialed in for this week @VokeyWedges #sandiego #anchorman," Hoffman wrote as a caption to the following image, whose presence on social media escalated quickly since the picture went live.

Morgan Hoffman Anchorman Tribute

This makes us want to watch Anchorman online and also to cheer Hoffman on. The young player is only two shots off the lead heading into today's final round.

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Milk on a hot day? That's a bad choice.

The origin of San Diego? We all know it involves a female whale's private parts.

About to get into a fight with a rival news team? You want Brick Tamland and his trident on your side.

Indeed, Ron Burgundy is a legend for a reason: he anchors what many consider to be the funniest movie ever made. And almost definitely the most quotable.

Watch Anchorman online to relive the best one-liners, quips, exchanges and insults... then and click through some of our favorite Anchorman quotes now. Don't act like you're not impressed by these...

Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical...

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm....

by Free Britney at . Comments

The legendary Ron Burgundy, portrayed by Will Ferrell, anchored the entire KXMB evening news in Minot, N.D. on Saturday, and it was kind of a big deal.

North Dakotans may have been shocked to see the San Diego mustached newsman in the anchor's chair, but there he was, for the full half hour telecast!

The CBS-TV affiliate began with a quick video of shoppers eschewing big box stores and opting to support smaller businesses on Small Business Saturday.

As soon as that story, read by weekend anchor Amber Schatz, was finished, the cameras showed her at the desk along with her surprise co-host.

Sporting his trademark burgundy blazer and familiar voice, he declared "I'm Ron Burgundy, thank you for joining us tonight" before doing his thing.

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Forget eating an entire wheel of cheese. THIS is impressive.

Paul Gerke of KIVI in Boise, Idaho celebrated Halloween yesterday by doing his entire sports segment as Ron Burgundy.

Rarely breaking character, the reporter mixed in local highlights with beloved Anchorman quotes (one quarterback was admired for his collection of "leather-bound books" and an apartment that "smells of rich mahogany") while donning a fake mustache maroon jacket.

You can hear Gerke's colleagues cracking up in the background... and you really can't blame them.

It's a very classy performance all around. Watch now:

And then check out the latest Anchorman 2 trailer, as this wildly anticipated sequel comes out on December 20.

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We know he can play the flute. And woo women. And guzzle milk like a champ.

But who knew Ron Burgundy could write?!?

The beloved newscaster has announced that he will release a memoir in anticipation of Anchorman 2. It will be titled "Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings" and it will hit book shelves on November 19.

Ron Burgundy Photo

Teased Burgundy in a press release:

“I don’t know if it’s the greatest autobiography ever written. I’m too close to the work. I will tell you this much: the first time I sat down and read this thing…I cried like a goddamn baby, and you can take that to the bank!”

To paraphrase one of our favorite Anchorman quotes, we'd rather take it to a glass case of emotion. Maybe while eating a wheel of cheese.

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What would happen if you took part of Anchorman's story and translated it into a classic game like Earthbound?

This.

I dare you to not watch this multiple times in a row. There's just something about the NES feel and the stay classy story that draws you in and comforts you.

While not true 8-bit, 60% of the time it gives a nostalgic feel, every time.

Need more Action News crew in your day? Check out this Anchorman 2 trailer!

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"I'm going to do the thing that God put Ron Burgundy on this Earth to do. Have salon-quality hair and read the news." - Ron Burgundy

The official trailer for Anchorman 2 has arrived, and Ron Burgundy and cohorts are ready to do God's work. This time, at a 24/7 cable news network!

Yes. Ron (Will Ferrell), Brick (Steve Carell), Brian (Paul Rudd) and Champ (David Koechner) are off to the Big Apple, leaving San Diego behind.

Not to worry, though. Burgundy still proves, time and again, that you can take a man out of the '70s, but you can't take the '70s out of the man.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues hits theaters December 20. Buy the original Anchorman DVD, then watch the trailer for the sequel in anticipation!

Anchorman Quotes

Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls]

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy
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