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We've heard of a horny woman calling 911 because she wants to have sex with an officer.

And we've heard of a kid calling 911 for help with his math homework.

But this is a first: A family in Portland called the authorities on Sunday night because it was under attack from its 22-pound cat.

According to Lee Palmer, the feline scratched his seven-month old son and was "sent over the edge" when Lee kicked him "in the rear" as a punishment.

"He's trying to attack us, he's very hostile. He's at our door; he's charging us," Palmer says in the 911 call, which was placed with him, his wife and their baby locked in the bedroom.

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A Florida woman was arrested on Friday night after using 911 to summon an officer to her home with whom she wanted to have sex.

Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, initially dialed up authorities in order to demand back the Corvette she recently signed over to her step-son.

This request was denied - and so was Montenez-Colon's subsequent request after she told an officer she was "so horny" and hasn't "been penetrated in years."

When asked what the cop could do for her at the scene, Montenez-Colon replied: "You can f-ck me."

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If you're a 911 dispatcher, you've likely heard everything. Still, this unusual call from a few years ago, which has gone viral again this week, may top them all.

When a four-year-old boy named Johnny ran into problems with his math questions, he naturally turned to help from the first responders of his community.

The kid was up front about what he needed assistance with - no, not his mouth, his math - and insistent that he needed help ... and the dispatcher obliged:

Once he realized what was going on, he didn't hang up on the kid or ask to speak to his mom (who made an appearance later), but rather asked:

"What kind of math do you have that you need help with anyway?"

After the kid said "takeaways," the following exchange occurred:

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As previously reported, Honey Boo Boo and her family were involved in a car accident on Tuesday.

What, exactly, went down? What put so many members of this reality show family in the hospital?

A 911 call placed by a witness to the crash has been released and it features a woman telling the operator to send assistance to a Lowe's in Milledgeville, Georgia.

Fortunately, neither Honey Boo Boo, Mama June, Sugar Bear nor Pumpkin were seriously injured in the wreck. But take a listen to the recording below and get an idea of how catastrophe was avoided:

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A party at Justin Bieber's house a couple weeks ago nearly ended in tragedy, as a guest fell unconscious and a friend of the singer's phoned the authorities.

An ambulance was dispatched to the scene but later recalled when the victim stumbled to her feet and was taken home.

Now, though, the 911 call made by Bieber's unnamed pal has surfaced... and it's raised a few questions concerning what the heck went down on the night of December 13.

At first, the security team member tells an operator that someone is "hyperventilating." Then, he says the person is having a seizure. Then, he changes his story again and say she simply passed out.

We may never know what actually happened, but listen in now and try to discern for yourself:

Of course, Bieber fans have something else to focus on and worry about these days:

Did Justin really retire on Christmas Eve?!?!?!?!?

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In the dispatch call they placed upon reaching the tragic scene, responders to Saturday's Paul Walker crash made it obvious that he was dead immediately.

The first firefighters arrived less than three minutes after a 911 call alerted them, and one of their first communications was "two fatalities" ... and "DOA."

The first responders on the scene also informed the dispatcher right away that Walker's death was a "Code N" incident, in other words, a newsworthy event.

One should be handled with extra care by authorities.

Several of Paul's friends were on the scene and most likely told firefighters the actor was in the vehicle, even if his remains had to be ID'd with dental records.

Despite reports that Walker attempted to escape the car, firefighters had no doubt Paul and his friend Roger Rodas, who was driving, died immediately.

Different angles of the tragic crash after the jump ...

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George Zimmerman's girlfriend Samantha Scheibe lost it after he allegedly pointed a shotgun at her face and broke a bunch of her stuff on Monday.

Scheibe's dramatic 911 call - placed before Zimmerman was arrested for the domestic dispute - can be heard below. She was clearly pretty freaked:

Scheibe says Zimmerman pointed a DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN at her and shoved her out of the house. The Seminole County Sheriff corroborates this.

She called 911 in middle of their argument, shouting at the dispatcher while yelling at Zimmerman. Then, once police arrived, George placed his own 911 call.

At that point, Zimmerman says his girlfriend is "going crazy" and is PREGNANT with their child. He says he called 911 so ... everyone would know the truth.

If that sounds strange, the call itself is even more so:

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Shauna Justice, a Volusia County 911 dispatcher, was arrested after pulling a gun on the reporter who showed up at her home to ask about Justice's recent suspension.

Yes, this story takes place in Florida, but who did Justice think she was? George Zimmerman?

Justice was suspended from her position as a 911 dispatcher for using her cell phone at work while a trainee in her charge gave paramedics an incorrect address which resulted in the death of an Ormond Beach man.

When Shauna Justice refused to speak to the media about the incident, WESH reporter Claire Metz decided to pay Justice a visit.

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Mary Jaggers, a 58-year-old Florida woman, was arrested after allegedly calling 911 to report that there was too much drinking going on at her local bar.

Best of all? This was not a one-off occurrence.

Jaggers called dispatchers six times, reports indicate, to alert them to the stunning presence of intoxicated individuals at Artie's Sportsman Lounge in Hollywood, Fla.

She wanted all the bar patrons arrested, too.

Officers eventually arrested Jaggers for misusing the 911 system. During their investigation, they found hydrocodone and charged her with drug possession.

Which may explain a lot, come to think of it.

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Stephen Trevor Chapman, a 22-year-old Arizona man, has been arrested after he was shot by a furious husband who found him in bed with his wife.

The husband is 68. The wife is 63. He reportedly discovered her sleeping with Chapman when he went to check on his wife about 1 a.m. on Saturday.

The elderly man, who suffers from Parkinson's Disease, says he fell asleep inside his home in the retiree community of Saddlebrooke, Ariz., near Tuscon.

When he went to his guesthouse to check on his wife, he found her and Chapman together, police say, and began to poke Chapman with his cane.

Chapman allegedly bounded out of bed and lunged at the man, screamed at him and refused to leave, at which point the homeowner fired a warning shot.

One pellet from the .410-caliber pistol shot struck Chapman in the hand, and the confused homeowner proceeded to make the saddest 911 call ever.

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