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Today in TMI: Dean McDermott's spank bank was once loaded with images of his then-teenage future wife!

Yes, even though Dean cheats on Tori these days, he claims he couldn't get enough of her back in the days when she was on Beverly Hills, 90210 and Dean was just a lonely teen using friction to keep himself warm in the tundra of Toronto:

Tori and Dean Moment
Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.

"I used to watch 90210 because I had a crush on Tori," Dean said on last night's season premiere of True Tori. "Tori on 90210 gave me a lot of things for my imagination...For me to use when I would do certain things that young men do." 

Gross. Anyway, now it all makes sense:

Dean allegedly cheated with Emily Goodhand. We always thought Emily Goodhand sounds like a fake name - now we know the moniker was inspired by Dean's late-night wank sessions.

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Kate Middleton covers the new issue of People, and inside, the Duchess-obsessed mag gives a full run-down on Kate's recent health woes.

Kate Middleton: Pregnant in People Magazine!

As you've probably heard, Kate's been suffering from severe morning sickness - a result of a condition known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum that affects about 1 in 100 pregnant women.

Kate made her first public appearance in 10 weeks yesterday, and it was taken by many royal-watchers as an encouraging sign that she's beginning to recover from her illness.

People reports that those closest to Kate believe she's turned a corner and that the worst is over. In fact, sources say she seems happier than ever these days, and seems thrilled with the prospect of a little brother or sister for Prince George:

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As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan occasionally enjoys stepping out on the town. You know - dining with friends, patronizing the local theater, rippin' huge rails of blow...the usual.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Yes, Lohan loves cocaine the way Taylor Swift loves cats, so it should come as no surprise that Lindsay has actually taken to endorsing political candidates who are best known for smuggling tons - literally tons - of cocaine.

"I support @aecioNeves for presidential candidature," Lindsay tweeted yesterday. "His platform brings positive changes in Brazil."

There are so many funny things about this tweet, we literally don't know where to begin.

For starters, there's the fact that Lindsay obviously didn't write it herself, because she used the word "candidature," and she probably couldn't find Brazil on a map of Brazil. Then there's the guy she endorsed:

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It's no secret that Taylor Swift loves cats. Her two feline friends (Meredith and Olivia Benson) are often featured front and center on her Instagram page and the singer has even been known to take Olivia for walks around NYC.

So perhaps we shouldn't be surprised by the awesomeness of Taylor's airline apparel:

Taylor Swift Cat Robe

Yes, that's Taylor in a robe that's covered in cats. What may be even more awesome than the garment itself is Ms. Swift's caption:

"This is a good example of what I typically wear on planes," Taylor wrote. "In front of lots of other people who all have eyes."

Amazing. We didn't think it could get any better than the Taylor-and-cats Diet Coke commercial, but she's somehow stepped her kitty game up even higher.  

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Even though the delusional reality star is still fighting her sentence, there's officially no getting around it: Teresa Giudice will serve 15 months in prison beginning on January 5.

Teresa Giudice on The Real Housewives

Though you'd think they'd have enough drama in their lives, sources say the Giudices are arguing about how to spend their last Christmas together before they're separated for several years.

(Joe Giudice will begin his 41 month sentence after Teresa completes hers.)

We're not sure if the felonious couple have agreed on how to spend the holidays yet, but one thing's for sure - it will be a lucrative affair for the entire family.

Teresa and Bravo have reportedly reached a deal for a Giudice family Christmas special that will pay the Real Housewife $250,000, with bonus checks being handed out to the rest of the family.

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Yesterday, photos of Renee Zelwegger looking very different from how we remember her made the rounds online, and it's easy to see why.

This wasn't a simple case of dramatic weight loss or Botox gone wrong. The former rom-com queen legitimately looked like a different person.

Concerned Zellweger fans clamored for an explanation: Had Renee simply had a lot of work done? Is there some issue with her health? 

Renee Zellweger Then and Now
Renee Zellweger in 2004 and 2014. Yes, that is actually the same person.

In an effort to put minds at ease, the actress gave an interview with People magazine yesterday, and only ended up raising even more questions:

"I'm glad folks think I look different!" Renee said, perplexingly. "I'm living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I'm thrilled that perhaps it shows."

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When rumors that Nicki Minaj and Safaree Samuels were engaged surfaced back in May, many fans were taken by surprise. After all, Nicki does such a good job of keeping her personal life private that few even realized she was in a relationship.

Nicki Minaj and Safaree Samuels Photo

Now it seems that we'll never know if Nicki and Safaree had plans to get married, because sources say the "Anaconda" rapper has officially kicked dude to the curb after an on-off relationship that lasted for fourteen years!

Rumors began to surface that they were finished after Safaree was spotted shirtless in public with his Nicki tattoos inked over. Yes, he had several Nicki-related pieces including her name and portrait on his chest.

Now, insiders have confirmed to TMZ that Nicki and Safaree are through. The reason? Well, it seems there was only room for one star in the relationship, and Safaree wouldn't stop pressuring Nicki to help make him famous.

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Last month, Sarah Palin and her family were involved in a massive brawl at an Alaskan house party.

As expected, Palin blamed the media, and claimed that the whole thing was blown out of proportion.

Unfortunately - Somehow! - in 2014, no one managed to get any video or photos of the melee, so we had no way of knowing if the brawl was as crazy as initially reported.

Then came the police report. Witnesses say Bristol Palin was called a slut, a large crowd chanted "F-ck the Palins!" and the former first family of Alaska found themselves on the wrong end of a drunken ass-whooping.

Still, it sounded too insane to be true, and all we had to go on were some vague police reports. Until now:

That's Bristol Palin giving her side of the story to police, and maybe it's the hysterical crying or the constant f-bombs, but somehow the whole thing sounds even crazier than before!

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Last week, Kesha filed a lawsuit against Dr. Luke, claiming that her former producer had sexually assaulted her several times over the course of ten years.

Luke countersued and accused Kesha of blackmail and extortion.

  • Kesha at the 2014 VMAs
  • Lukasz Gottwald Pic

Earlier today, evidence that seemed the corroborate the singers claims surfaced in the form of tweets that were posted back in February in which Kesha attacks Luke and accuses him of abuse.

Now this strange case has taken another unexpected twist, as TMZ has obtained a transcript of a deposition from 2011 in which Kesha swears under oath that Luke never drugged or molested her, as she had previously claimed.

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Even though Kim Kardashian has only been married three times, more Americans have fallen victim to her famous badonkadonk than have died from Ebola.

That's the hilarious truth pointed out by some brilliant Twitter user earlier this week, and the quote has been a viral hit ever since.

Kim Kardashian vs. Ebola

And with good reason: It serves the dual purposes of reminding Americans that the chances of odds of an Ebola epidemic hitting America are slim to none, as well as reminding Kanye that he's totally late to the party when it comes to putting a ring on Kim. 

So what better way to celebrate Kim's 34th birthday than by thanking her for putting things in perspective. And obviously, we also owe a debt of gratitude to Yeezy for (hopefully) putting a stop to the outbreak of dudes getting hubbied up by the sex tape star.

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