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File this one under "most WTF Apple-related news since they crammed that U2 album down our throats:"

As you've probably heard, comedy legend Joan Rivers died earlier this month after complications from a routine surgical procedure.

But today - just over two weeks from the day that Rivers passed away - a timely post mysteriously popped up on her Facebook page.

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  • Apple iPhone 6

Many fans were shocked - and no doubt a little disturbed - when Rivers' still-active account posted a photo of a an iPhone 4 along with a status update reading:

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Last week, Shannon Beador was named Best Housewife Ever following an online vote that shocked millions of Bravo fanatics - and Shannon herself!

After all, Beador has only been on The Real Housewives of Orange County for one season and during that time, the feud between Tamra Barney and Lizzie Rovsek dominated the series.

But fans must have enjoyed the way Shannon watched from the sidelines, because at the end of the 64-gal tournament, Shannon had beaten out longtime favorites like NeNe Leakes, Lisa Vanderpump, and Bethenny Frankel.

In the clip above, Shannon thanks fans once again for voting for her...and still seems just as confused by the results as the rest of us. 

But while we may never understand how or why she won the award, we're certain that the prizes Shannon received will come in handy on the next season of RHOC.

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In case you spend most of your time in a cave, with your fingers in your ears going, "La, la, la, la," the iPhone 6 was released today to much fanfare, and many tech geeks spending hours in line so that they can tweet about how much Apple sucks on a slightly bigger screen.

Because while people are all psyched about the specs on the new phones, they're equally pissed about the fact that Apple violated the sanctity of millions of iTunes accounts by forcing a new U2 album on an unsuspecting populace.

Katy Perry poked fun (we hope) at the baffling decision to cram free "music" down our throats with a tweet she posted last night:

  • Katy Perry in Cosmo 2014
  • Apple iPhone 6

"FYI to all iPhone 6 buyers, there will also be a free selfie of me already in ur photo roll."

While that would certainly be weird, it would be far less objectionable than finding out that the latest politically-charged howlings of a rapidly aging Irishman are now taking up your valuable storage space. When will the world learn that no means no Bono?

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By now, you've likely heard the reports of Ariana Grande's diva antics

At first, the rumors were funny, but they hit a dark new low last week when sources claimed that Ariana said she hopes her fans "f--king die" after an encounter with some rowdy admirers. 

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Ariana denied wishing death upon her fans, as any sane celebrity would do, but as more and more witnesses come forward to attest to Grande's extreme narcissism, it becomes increasingly difficult for her to deny that she's gone from D-list to diva in record time.

The latest tale of Ariana's grande-sized ego comes from The New York Post.

An insider who worked with the singer on a recent photo shoot opened up about Ariana's demands and demeanor and, sadly, at this point there's nothing surprising about what he had to say:

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Kaley Cuoco appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and the conversation quickly turned toward the nude photos of Kaley that circulated online last month.

Kaley seems to be less upset about The Fappening than some of the other actresses that were involved, and with good reason:

For one thing her pics were so tasteful and flattering we're beginning to think she hacked the Cloud herself.

In addition, Kaley is making $90 million for three more seasons of The Big Bang Theory - a show about the kind of guys for whom the massive nude photo leak was the best thing since to happen to them since the last Dr. Who marathon. 

So she probably doesn't want to risk alienating her fanbase by griping too much about the time we all almost saw one of her nipples on the Internet.

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At this point, it seems like the feud between Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes is as old as any conflict in the Middle East, and it doesn't show any signs of slowing down.

Now that LeAnn is done trash-talking Brandi on her reality show (because it's certain to get canceled), she's been forced to go back to harassing Brandi in person. 

  • Brandi Glanville Celebrity Apprentice Photo
  • LeAnn Rimes Red Carpet Pic

Apparently, LeAnn joined a new pilates studio recently, and she's been tweeting about how much pain she's suffering after her workouts.

It's nothing, however, compared to the pain we're sure Brandi experienced when she saw her longtime rival walk in and start unrolling her mat. Yes, LeAnn joined Brandi's pilates studio, and as you may have guessed, Brandi is less than pleased:

"Some1 has wanted a reaction from me 4 forever so here it is," she tweeted yesterday. "Welcome 2 my tiny pilates studio that I've been going to for 12 yrs!! #stalker"

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With the arrival of Baby Dilly still six months away Jill Duggar and Derrick Dillard have created their baby registry so that family and friends can start helping them stock up on the essentials.

You know, stuff like clothes, diapers, and... Dr. Pepper? 

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Jill Duggar and her husband Derick Dillard have some lunch at work. So cute.

Yes, Jill and Derick's request for caffeinated soda raised some eyebrows, but the mom-to-be assured her fans that the sugary drinks are not for their future bundle of joy.

"Derick said we should put Dr. Pepper on there," Jill said in a recent interview. "Because if you have late nights, you need caffeine."

"I told him I like Fanta, so he put that on there as well. And some Gatorade."

See? Perfectly reasonable explanation. Hopefully at some point Jill will take a sip or two of some actual water, but as long as she puts off any heavy caffeine consumption until after the baby is born, everything should be fine.

We just wouldn't want to see Baby Dilly pop out with a raging Fanta habit.

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You may want to sit down and re-examine everything you thought you knew about life: here comes a Chris Brown story in which he actually seems rational, self-aware, and - dare we say it? - sane!

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Yes, apparently even Young Breezy has to grow up some time, and the world may have to get used to the idea of a kinder, gentler Chris Brown.

Last week, Chris gave advice to Ray Rice (Sadly, they didn't go on to form a musical duo known as Brown-Rice.).

This week, he's taking his newfound maturity a step further and actually admitting that he's a violent d-bag with no one to blame for his problems but himself.

"Instead of going haywire, I felt like I needed to be more of a role model," Chris said in a recent interview. "I want to be known for legendary music and being one of the best dancers and stuff like that."

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When Kim Kardashian and Kanye West bought a $20 million mansion in Hidden Hills, CA, we naturally assumed they'd had a change of heart about the other mansion that was being built for them in Beverly Hills.

Turns out the Kimye monster has, in fact, decided against moving into their original "dream home," and we were relieved to find out that even Kim and Yeezy don't need two mansions in the same county.

"Maybe they're not as obscenely extravagant as we thought," we said. Then we found out about their plans for the unfinished mansion and realized they're actually far worse than we ever imagined.

The clip above shows Kim giving her grandmother a tour of the Beverly Hills place. So yeah, last we saw it, it still needed a lot of work. Despite that, Kim and 'Ye have attached a ridiculous price tag to the shell of a home:

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It's been a mixed day in terms of Ben Affleck news. Earlier, we learned that Affleck admitted to drinking heavily and cheating at cards while filming Gone Girl. Not cool.

But then we got our first glimpse at the car that Affleck will pretend to drive in Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice and it's...freaking awesome!!!

When Affleck was cast as Batman, Internet fanboys reacted with the sort of seething outrage that only Internet fanboys can muster.

Hopefully, the above video uploaded today by a resident of Detroit (where the movie is currently filming) will help put their nerdy minds at ease.

The clip reminds us that no matter what happens, the Zack Snyder-directed film will feature Batman facing off with Superman and whipping a gun-mounted Batmobile all over Gotham (or Metropolis)!!!

There's no way Affleck can eff that up single-handedly, regardless of how awful Daredevil was.

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