Tattle Taylor

Remember when your mother told you to make sure you looked presentable when you left home and put on clean underwear just in case and yadda yadda you stopped listening, 'cause what did she know?

Well, she knew. And you should've listened to her. Because what if you got arrested and the police had to take your MUG SHOT. Infamy. That's what would happen. 

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The countdown is on, y'all. Which countdown, you ask? The college football kickoff countdown. Soon, fans will pour onto campuses across the country for tailgating and team spirit. 

We know it's hard to believe, but some of those campuses are dry. SHOCK! HORROR!

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Look, we're not saying Disney has a vendetta against parents, but we ARE saying that if you're a parent in a Disney movie, you better skip ahead to the end of the script.

There's a super good chance you won't make it that far, and the audience who comes to see you will be crying into popcorn buckets and wiping away tears with buttery fingers.

Posted in: Disney

It's a tale as old as time. Girl is sad. Girl meets boy. Girl is happy! And they both lived happily ever after! No really, that's the plot of more movies than we can count.

Very often the stories being told in kids' movies are wrapped up in shiny, colorful cartoon faces which do not actually reveal what the movie is about or the messages therein.

Posted in: Disney