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When it comes to celebrity parents, we sort of assume that their celebrity baby name choices will suck. Did you expect a normal offering from Kim Kardashian?!

It's sort of a trend among stars to see who can come up with the most bizarre and off the wall moniker for their mini-me just to make the world go "wait... what?"

But we need only look to the real world to find tons of cases that make us say, "there's no way those parents said that name out loud before that person entered the world."

Because there's absolutely no way at all these names were said out loud prior to the moment these people came screaming into the world. Absolutely. No. Way.

Behold 49 totally hilarious, totally real names

Kash Register
Please tell us this man did not get arrested for knocking over a convenience store. Or that this is what he stole. Please.

We can't believe them either, trust us.

Speaking of those celebrity babies, and in honor of North West's Kidchella first birthday party, here are 17 of the best / worst celebrity baby names!

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Anyone who has attempted to cohabitate with another human knows that some people just aren't easy to live with. Throw a dog or two into the mix and things get exponentially more aggravating.

Pesky neighbors with their car alarms, sharers of the communal bathrooms, and the dreaded dog walkers are all sources of frustration for reasonable humans.

If by "reasonable humans" we mean "people who go around leaving notes for their nemeses" rather than addressing them face to face, and we do mean that exactly.

Some people just aren't able to coexist. Annoyed by all things big or small, you start to get on their nerves and they don't care who knows it.

Or they get on your nerves and you're the one who goes around leaving passive aggressive notes everywhere. (Don't be that person? Maybe?)

Behold 25 classic passive aggressive notes ... sometimes sans the passive part:

Mother Knows Best
She brought you into this world. She can take you out of it.

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Once upon a time, someone decided that skinny was the only way to be beautiful instead of appreciating that beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes.

Why such arbitrary standards of beauty that put unnecessary pressure on women to fit an ideal instead of loving themselves?

All of our middle fingers to THAT guy. 

The celebrity gossip experts at THG are unabashed, equal opportunity appreciators of curves. Women are HOT! Let's celebrate them! ALL of them.

From Kate Upton to Kim Kardashian and plenty of others you might not think we'd include, here are 15 super hot stars who aren't super skinny ...

Kate Upton
Kate Upton catches criticism for her curves. She's also a Victoria's Secret Angel and a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model. SUCK IT, HATERS!

And in the spirit of recognizing the beauty that all women grace us with, here are 36 celebrity bikini photos, also featuring a wide variety of women!

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Tendonitis of the thumbs is a real, legit, frequently diagnosed medical condition among teens.

Why? Because their thumbs never stop moving, flying over the keyboards of their cell phones to send text messages and Snapchats (!!!!) at lightning speed. 

Our opposable thumbs weren't made for all that texting, people! They were made to do things like ... hold a pencil or button pants or play the Kim Kardashian video game!

But we, as a society, both young and old, are addicted to our phones. They keep us connected and in the loop and they fuel our anxiety and frustration.

We take the good with the bad, but what some of us could really use a vacation. From our phones. If you're saying "Psh! Not ME!" right now, we're probably talking to you.

Here are 17 signs you need a vacation from your cell phone ...

You Love Your Cell Phone This Much
If your attraction to your cell phone is this strong, it's probably a good sign that you need to break up.

NOTE: If you're reading this ON YOUR CELL PHONE (especially if you're reading this on your cell phone while on the toilet) please begin your vacation soon.

Right after you catch up on the rest of your celebrity gossip.

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Gamers, TV viewers and Disney fans alike know the term "Easter egg" refers to way more than just decorated eggs hidden and found each Spring.

Instead, these particular treats exist solely for eagle-eyed fans who catch them, and for the creative minds who put them in there for you to discover.

Those little, blink-and-you-miss-it gems hidden in movies, shows and games, Easter eggs aren't central to the final product, but they sure do improve it.

No one is tucks these secrets away quite as brilliantly as the Imagineers at Disney and Pixar. In fact, there isn't a single Pixar film without Easter eggs.

Check out our gallery of 29 hidden Disney Easter eggs below, and tell us: Did you know about any or all of these, and did we miss any in compiling this list?

Frozen / Tangled
Flynn Rider (Eugene) and Rapunzel are guests at Queen Elsa's coronation!

Toy Story, by a mile, has the most, both in its frames and by its characters making cameos in other films. From Up to Finding Nemo, the Toy Story toys have grand adventures.

Also, Pizza Planet has some of the best and most reliable pizza delivery ever. It's uncanny. Pizza Hut and Domino's should take notes!

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When Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got together, we gave them our best side-eye, but it didn't seem that far-fetched that people so in love with themselves and attention would gravitate toward each other.

Not so with some of the other big couples in Hollywood, particularly those of the May-December varieties where the age gap is so great one could be the other's parent.

Then there are those pairings that inspire the public collectively asking "what could they POSSIBLY have in common?" Besides fame, that is. (And likely an affinity for kink.)

Some of Hollywood's best and brightest change significant others like normal people change underwear, so it's no surprise that some couplings are pretty bizarre.

Nevertheless, here are 17 weird celebrity couples we can't even believe:

Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis
Before becoming Ashton Kutcher's Baby Mama, Mila Kunis dated Macaulay Culkin...for EIGHT YEARS. Speaking of Ashton...

And speaking of those (sometimes) fleeting May-December romances, check out our gallery of some celebrity couples with big age differences between them.

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The hookup app used by athletes in Sochi, where an estimated 100,000 condoms were distributed in Olympic village, Tinder is rapidly gaining popularity among regular people looking for everything from dates to commitment-less sex with those nearby.

Kim Jong NOPE
This wins Tinder. Forever and ever.

This has given us a whole new avenue of social media to explore when it comes to the best, and worst, of people saying stuff to potential significant others.

Y'all, the things people are saying on Tinder are hilarious. And also slightly horrifying, as our 21 best/worst Tinder messages list above makes undeniably clear.

From straight up asking for sex from strangers to speaking in code and hoping the recipient can decipher your meaning to responding in emoji, there's something for everyone.

But, for the love of everything, please don't let our parents know this exists.

They're already terrible enough at using phones, as these epic texting fails from moms prove. Can you imagine if we turned them loose on Tinder?

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Want to know one of the secrets of Hollywood magic? Making surprisingly short stars look super tall through a little camera trick known as perspective.

Super short celebrities have nothing to fear when it's time to make a movie. If a guy is shorter than his leading lady, directors will fix that right up!

Bam! Audiences will never know he's actually 5" shorter than his costar! That is, until the press tour. Those images can't be faked quite as easily. 

Some stars, especially those of the male persuasion with easily bruised egos, demand that co-stars and/or wives don't wear heels on the red carpet. (coughTomCruisecough!!)

Others, however, own their short stature and make it part of their shtick. For the ladies of Hollywood, it might mean never being a supermodel, but doesn't typically affect their star power.

It does, however, make for comically hilarious photos when they stand next to really tall celebrities like Joel McHale. Check out this list of 25 super short celebs to see!

Anna Kendrick
Don't underestimate Pitch Perfect star Anna Kendrick because she's only 5' tall!

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Does size really matter? That's the eternal question. Some pack a mighty punch into a small package. Others show their strength by standing more erect than the rest.

We're talking about really tall celebrities here, sheesh. Get your minds out of the gutter!

It's hard to tell who's tall or short on the big screen, as directors, camera angles and other tricks keep up the illusion that everyone in Hollywood is descended from Amazons.

While it's true that there are some very short celebrities out there, it's equally true that some of them are very, very above average, at least when it comes to height.

Take a look at 25 super tall celebrities who aren't even pro athletes!

Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian's 5'10" height does nothing to dispel the rumors that she's not really Robert Kardashian's daughter since her sisters barely break 5'.

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There's nothing quite like staring at pictures of food porn right before lunch to make your usual lunch seem boring, but thanks to Instagram, you can do that every day if you'd like. 

Or you can use the pictures you're about to see as inspiration to bust out of your rut and try something more adventurous. Wait, are we talking about real porn or food porn?

Both. The answer is both.

Alice Gao
Alice Gao's Instagram is full of her iPhone snaps of life in New York City, including amazing shots of food. Follow her at @alice_gao.

#Foodporn has taken Instagram by storm with nearly 3 MILLION photos already tagged. Instagram's users are eager to share their food photos with the world.

Some are clearly better than others, of course. In fact, they're so much better that entire accounts exist on Instagram solely for the sharing of food photography.

Some are used as advertisements for websites while others serve as microblogs allowing the account owners to share their exploits and creations with the world.

We've painstakingly taken the time to cull 13 of the best food porn photographers on Instagram. Flip through the gallery above and then go follow them all!

And don't forget to follow You Did Not Eat That, who routinely calls out people who use food as props in their photography. Uhhh...wait a minute...

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