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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are "Off the Hook" as one of them flies off to the West coast while another finally moves her love life forward…or is that back?

We break down the biggest, littlest, and cutest surprises in THG's +/- recap.

NeNe's GlamBaby

Looks like NeNe's got even more on her plate than we knew. Months earlier Ms. Leakes ran into her son's girlfriend, only to find her six months pregnant.

Somehow that slipped Bryson's mind when he spoke with his mama. Minus 20.

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The Real Housewives of Miami come back for the second and thankfully, the final "Reunion" show of the season because who can get enough of women dressed in sequins screeching obscenities at one another from cushy sofas?

We run down all the rehashing and rumors in THG's +/- recap!

The Evil Side

We jump back in to the fight between Adriana and Joanna. Adriana claims Joe Francis gave her the whole sordid scoop and Joanna's a whore. Minus 15.

Well, if Joe Francis said it how could it not be true?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Press Down and Strip Bare" but I think we were all begging that some of these ladies would put their clothes back on.

We break down all of the husband chasing and divorce rumors in THG's +/- recap!

Leakes Look

NeNe meets up with Kenya after their trip. She wants to figure out if Kenya's for real. Minus 10. Duh. She's really nuts is what she is. You'd think NeNe would have figured that out.

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The Real Housewives of Miami "Reunion" show relived all the boob jobs and character bashing we've seen all season and added a bit of extra venom just for fun.

We break down their finger pointing tirades in THG's +/- recap!

Will Joanna & Romain Survive?

First off, I must say that Andy's plaid tie is an interesting cholce. Plus 10. It is almost the antithesis of all of the sequins and bling that surround him.

Andy mentions that Miami shows more boobs and ass than most of the Housewives franchises. So true. And almost all of it has had some after market work done.  

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are "Fools of Engagement" but not everyone looking for a ring will get one. We break down the tears and misunderstandings in THG's recap!  +/- review.

Kenya's Cleavage

We jump back in to the Anguilla trip with crazy Kenya doing her Gone With the Wind impersonation and storming off.

Plus 12 because that's still funny and if you missed it the first time you can check out our review of last week's "I Do...But, I Won't" that kicked it off.

Kenya runs off to cry to Walter that Porsha called her a tramp. Well if she weren't rubbing herself all over other people's husbands maybe there'd be less to talk about. Minus 10.

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The Real Housewives of Miami make a "Healing Hole" in their season finale. Who's making up? Who's breaking up? And who's making babies?

We break it all down in THG's +/- recap!

Housewives Healing Ritual

Karent made it home to see her ailing father but the rest of the ladies are stuck in Bimini Bay.

Plus 15. I could think of far worse places to be stuck in, even with the rain.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls brought back "Oy, Faye" to do Kyle's dirty work. We recap all the bullying and back stabbing in our THG +/- review...

The Kyle Richards Look

We revisit Paul and Adrienne's tirade at Mauricio's event and Kyle's very upset about Brandi throwing out the F-word.

Hmm… apparently Paul screaming and calling Brandi a b*tch multiple times is OK though because in Kyle's opinion he's just defending his wife. Minus 12 for the double standard.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta made us wonder who would say, "I Do… But, I Won't" as the Anguilla adventure continued. We recap all the love, romance, and tramp stamps in our THG +/- review

We dive back into Anguilla with Kenya asking Phaedra which of her friends she'd give Apollo as a birthday present. What?!? Minus 18.

Kenya's Offer

Phaedra comments that Kenya needs to, "put some ice in your panties because it's just not a good look for you." Plus 8. I'd give more points if she'd have said that to Kenya's face.

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The Real Housewives of Miami are "Surrounded by Hot Water" of their own making as we recap the gossip and tears in our THG +/- review.

We're back to Bimini Bay in the Bahamas and even in the rain it is gorgeous. Plus 20. If you're determined to screech at one another, it pays to have a beautiful location to do it in.


Beat Up on Karent Day

Karent wonders why the girls are so fixated on her relationship. Good question.  Plus 10.  

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills swear "She's Gone Too Far" but in truth, only they know for sure how far she's really gone this time.

We break down what we can of the secret that shall not be named and find out who is the biggest tattle tale in THG's patented +/- review!

Mauricio's Birthday Gift

Kyle's house is getting egged? Disgruntled fan? Perhaps they need to invest in a better security system. Money's obviously not a problem since Mauricio gave Kyle a brand new Maserati one week and now his 16 year old gets her own Mercedes.

Almost more shocking than the car were the girl's shorts. Minus 14. The only way for that tiny scrap of denim to get any shorter would be if she took them off altogether.  

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