Nosy Neighbor

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their "White Party Pooper" or was that just Adrienne Maloof leaving her mark on all the furniture?

We break down the bad tans and good nose jobs in THG's +/- recap!

Guilt or Botox?

I've got to call bs when I see it. Did anyone else notice that during Kyle and Kim's conversation with Taylor they switched phones?

First they're talking on a white phone, then an all silver one and then back to the white with no explanation. Yet it was all edited together to look like one long phone call. 

Minus 12. I know it's TV but that kind of editing leaves me wondering how real Taylor's drunken phone call really was.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Praise the Pageant." If only they would have taken the time for a dress rehearsal. We recap all the bloopers in THG's +/- review!

Cynthia throws her Miss Renaissance Pageant with lots of pushing and little polish. Minus 20. Perhaps a dress rehearsal or two would have helped.

Cynthia's Pageant


Where to begin? 

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Only The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills could turn a civilized tea party into the "Game of Scones" but then again, it's not like they were drinking tea.

We break down the lies, cries, and alcohol infused innuendo on THG's +/- recap!

Guilt or Botox?

Before we get to the tea party, let's talk closets. It's the battle of the walk in closets and Kyle was the big loser. Minus 12.

Her clothes were overflowing and she had a cheap clothes rack she wheeled into the hallway. I expected more from a Beverly HIlls Housewife.

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Thank goodness The Real Housewives of Atlanta were all "Prayed Up" when the rule was that you're guilty until proven guilty. What?!? 

Let's recap the failings of both friendship and speech in THG's +/- review!

Porsha's Party Dress

Porsha's planning hubby Kordell's birthday bash and she's showing off dresses to her family. This has to be the first time I've ever heard a mother tell her daughter that she needs to show more cleavage. Minus 10.

Momma says she needs to wear something so that her husband gets to see more of his wife at the party. Doesn't he get to see the whole package in private?

Porsha tries to do some party planning while handling 18 month old niece Jayden and she can't understand why the child won't stop crying.  Children love Porsha.

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On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls, Kyle didn't think "Kim Nose Best" but then again she never does.

We recap the shushing, screaming, and surgeries in our THG +/- review.

It's back to the stripper pole as the ladies of Beverly Hills are still in Vegas and at least Kyle and Lisa were having fun. Plus 10.

Kyle On the Pole

Brandi Glanville and Camille looked as though they have a pole in their bedrooms. Is this a new found talent or are they old pros?

Plus 18 for the pictures of Camile Grammer as a Club MTV Dancer. It's hard to find the right words to describe that huge 1988 hair.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls have their way with "Stars and Stripes" and stripper poles. Who is having fun and who won't wrap their legs around just anything in Vegas?

We break it all in THG's +/- recap!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Cast

Yolanda has become the woman surrounded by lemons.  It seems every time we see her there are fresh lemons somewhere in the picture.

Seriously though, this woman is the sexy Martha Stewart of Malibu. Plus 20. She should have her own series of books on how to take care of your uber-rich husband.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta didn't have to work very hard to "Make an Ass out of a Donkey" since there seems to be enough of both to go around.

We break down all the jiggly booties and fishnet suits in this week's THG +/- review.

Phaedra's Workout

Oh, where to begin?

We'll start with our dueling booty videos.  On the one end you have Kenya who is working out with a trainer to get the product…and her booty just right.  Plus 15.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like to pretend that "Home Is Where the Art Is" but it's really where the spirits find their portals. 

We recap who bought sexy mannequins and who channeled their inner 1980s dancer in our THG +/- review.

Kyle's 1980s Look


We pick up at that abysmal group dinner with Mauricio still making an ass out of himself.  Minus 20. Does Kyle invite Brandi to events just to watch other people yell at her?  I'm sensing a pattern here.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta heats up with the "Battle of the Booty" and honestly I don't think anyone really wants their to look like a donkey or a horse. We recap all the crazy copycatting in our THG +/- review.

Kenya's Offer

The story of the Stallion versus the Donkey starts off at the International Hair show where I have to say, Ms. Cynthia looks amazing in that killer red dress. Plus 15.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delve into some "Moroccan Madness" this week, but why do the husbands seem even crazier than the wives? 

We recap all the lawsuits and lemon cleanses in THG's +/- recap!

Taylor Brings the Drama

We finish off Brandi's sit-down with Scheana Marie, who she tells not to be the other woman again. She even seems to sincerely wish her well and move on. Plus 40.

For the Housewife who throws the F-word around more than anyone, Brandi Glanville showed more class than any other woman on the show.

Kyle meets with Yolanda where they pick lemons for a 10 day cleanse. 10 DAYS of nothing but some strange lemon concoction? Minus 15.

I'm with Kyle. Why doesn't anybody ever do a cookie cleanse?

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