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The Real Housewives of Atlanta went "Donktabulous" this week, whatever the heck that means. We run down the battling booty videos in our THG's +/- recap!
 

Kenya's Booty Workout

Kenya, Kenya, Kenya. The girl can't keep it together when her ex is around. The man's so boring I can't even remember his name but she freaks out if they're at the same party. Minus 12.

The moment Kandi warns her that Walter is in the house Kenya goes twirling out of control spouting off about him being a stalker and how she didn't bring her security.

Seriously girl, grab a drink and calm down.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave fans "A Shot Through the Heart" Monday night when a party celebrating love ends up filled with haters.

We break down al the friends and foes in THG's +/- review.

Yolanda Schools the Housewives

It's yet another party as Adrienne launches her Zing Red Velvet Vodka complete with half naked, spray painted women hawking the beverage.

Plus 12. Go big and tacky or go home.

She and Paul are their normally snarky selves which makes the following morning's announcement all the more surprising…but we'll get back to that.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta had Kenya declaring that "He's Stalking, I'm Walking" Sunday. We run down all of the weirdness in THG's +/- recap ...

Kenya's Surprise

I don't know if Walter was actually stalking but if I were her I'd be running in the opposite direction because after what we learned tonight, their relationship makes even less sense.

So Kenya and Walter weren't having sex?!? Really?

Miss USA swears that after months of dating and even sharing a room on vacation she never witnessed him once, um… standing at attention.

Then why was she so gung ho to marry him? Did she think things were going to get better if she got a ring?

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed there's "No Business Like Clothes Business" while bad taste can still be very expensive, indeed.

We break down the drunken breakups and unexpected makeups in THG's +/- review:

Brandi's New Shoes

Can you feel the love? It's the ladies last night in Paris and the city of love was definitely rubbing off on our housewives. Plus 10. That doesn't happen often.

Brandi Glanville is actually making friends. She and Kim are half way to being BFFs as they bond over sobriety and Yolanda graces Brandi with a new pair of shoes.

Plus 15. Who would have seen that coming at the beginning of the season?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta proved the "Strip is a Trip" as we waited for the time bomb in the room to tick down to its inevitable explosion.

We break down who set the fuse and who went pop in our THG +/- review.

The ladies left Hollywood behind and headed off of to Vegas…via bus. Minus 12. Granted it was a nice bus but a bus ride all the same.

NeNe Leakes Promo Pic

Smartest Housewife award goes to NeNe Leakes once again for ditching the bus and flying first class. Plus 20. I wouldn't have blamed her if she made up the excuse about working just so she could fly.

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"The Real Housewives of Paris Part Deux" managed to kill the romance in the city of love, unless you include a budding bromance.

We break down the surprising turns and best Segway tours in THG's +/- review.

Many Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The City of Love couldn't have looked more beautiful… or more cheesy than with the staged romantic moment between Mauricio and Kyle. Minus 12.

Their lock of love on the bridge felt so scripted it was hard to watch. It also proved what a short memory Kyle has when she said her husband's only romantic gestures were bringing her coffee or running a bath.

Did she forget the day he gave her a Maserati?!? Minus 10. I'll take that over a silly lock any day.

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Last night, when The Real Housewives of Atlanta visited L.A., we found out that "Peaches Don't Grow in Hollywood," they only visit.

And one housewife pulled out a "whole lot of bitch" with good reason. We recap the late night Fatburgers and pink thongs in our THG +/- review.
 

Crazy For Dinner

They can't say they weren't warned. Nene told Cynthia early on, "I got a little splash of crazy and a whole lot of bitch in me. " Little did she know she'd have to use it on more than just Phaedra and Kenya.

There weren't a lot of surprising moments in tonight's episode but one was enough. Plus 15 because it definitely brought the bitch out of Nene and the recipients deserved every verbal smackdown Ms. Leakes delivered.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls end up as "The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Un" as they head over seas to decide who should have a threesome.

We break down the bad decorating choices and and strange interventions in THG's +/- recap!

Lisa and Ken

Turtle shells. Lots of turtle shells. So that's Faye's idea of decorating? Minus 16. How much do you think Kyle Richards paid her for that?

And I had to laugh when Kim decided they must mean good luck… or something. It certainly wasn't good luck for the turtles.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their "White Party Pooper" or was that just Adrienne Maloof leaving her mark on all the furniture?

We break down the bad tans and good nose jobs in THG's +/- recap!

Guilt or Botox?

I've got to call bs when I see it. Did anyone else notice that during Kyle and Kim's conversation with Taylor they switched phones?

First they're talking on a white phone, then an all silver one and then back to the white with no explanation. Yet it was all edited together to look like one long phone call. 

Minus 12. I know it's TV but that kind of editing leaves me wondering how real Taylor's drunken phone call really was.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Praise the Pageant." If only they would have taken the time for a dress rehearsal. We recap all the bloopers in THG's +/- review!

Cynthia throws her Miss Renaissance Pageant with lots of pushing and little polish. Minus 20. Perhaps a dress rehearsal or two would have helped.

Cynthia's Pageant


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