Nosy Neighbor

The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls have their way with "Stars and Stripes" and stripper poles. Who is having fun and who won't wrap their legs around just anything in Vegas?

We break it all in THG's +/- recap!

Yolanda has become the woman surrounded by lemons.  It seems every time we see her there are fresh lemons somewhere in the picture.

Seriously though, this woman is the sexy Martha Stewart of Malibu. Plus 20. She should have her own series of books on how to take care of your uber-rich husband.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta didn't have to work very hard to "Make an Ass out of a Donkey" since there seems to be enough of both to go around.

We break down all the jiggly booties and fishnet suits in this week's THG +/- review.

Oh, where to begin?

We'll start with our dueling booty videos.  On the one end you have Kenya who is working out with a trainer to get the product…and her booty just right.  Plus 15.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like to pretend that "Home Is Where the Art Is" but it's really where the spirits find their portals. 

We recap who bought sexy mannequins and who channeled their inner 1980s dancer in our THG +/- review.

We pick up at that abysmal group dinner with Mauricio still making an ass out of himself.  Minus 20. Does Kyle invite Brandi to events just to watch other people yell at her?  I'm sensing a pattern here.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta heats up with the "Battle of the Booty" and honestly I don't think anyone really wants their to look like a donkey or a horse. We recap all the crazy copycatting in our THG +/- review.

The story of the Stallion versus the Donkey starts off at the International Hair show where I have to say, Ms. Cynthia looks amazing in that killer red dress. Plus 15.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delve into some "Moroccan Madness" this week, but why do the husbands seem even crazier than the wives? 

We recap all the lawsuits and lemon cleanses in THG's +/- recap!

We finish off Brandi's sit-down with Scheana Marie, who she tells not to be the other woman again. She even seems to sincerely wish her well and move on. Plus 40.

For the Housewife who throws the F-word around more than anyone, Brandi Glanville showed more class than any other woman on the show.

Kyle meets with Yolanda where they pick lemons for a 10 day cleanse. 10 DAYS of nothing but some strange lemon concoction? Minus 15.

I'm with Kyle. Why doesn't anybody ever do a cookie cleanse?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta learned the hard way how "The Donkey Kicks" when he doesn't have a contract Sunday night.

We recap how the donkey's nickel and dime one another in THG's +/- review.

So can Phaedra and Apollo really make this donkey booty video fly?  I'd be more confident if even they could get on the same page. Minus 12. 

Phaedra still says it's for beginners but Apollo shot down that idea once before.  

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills rolled out "Vanderpump Rules" with lots of self pity in high heels.  We recap the whining and dining in our THG +/- review.

So back to Kyle's dinner party that won't end… at least not until Brandi Glanville has officially been driven away in tears. Minus 15.

Of course Kyle doesn't feel bad until Brandi is running from her home crying and still she justifies Faye's tirade saying she's just being protective of Adrienne.  Minus 10.

Kyle runs to a sobbing Brandi in the street but if she really cared she would have told Faye to drop the subject long before it got to this point.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are "Off the Hook" as one of them flies off to the West coast while another finally moves her love life forward…or is that back?

We break down the biggest, littlest, and cutest surprises in THG's +/- recap.

Looks like NeNe's got even more on her plate than we knew. Months earlier Ms. Leakes ran into her son's girlfriend, only to find her six months pregnant.

Somehow that slipped Bryson's mind when he spoke with his mama. Minus 20.

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The Real Housewives of Miami come back for the second and thankfully, the final "Reunion" show of the season because who can get enough of women dressed in sequins screeching obscenities at one another from cushy sofas?

We run down all the rehashing and rumors in THG's +/- recap!

We jump back in to the fight between Adriana and Joanna. Adriana claims Joe Francis gave her the whole sordid scoop and Joanna's a whore. Minus 15.

Well, if Joe Francis said it how could it not be true?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Press Down and Strip Bare" but I think we were all begging that some of these ladies would put their clothes back on.

We break down all of the husband chasing and divorce rumors in THG's +/- recap!

NeNe meets up with Kenya after their trip. She wants to figure out if Kenya's for real. Minus 10. Duh. She's really nuts is what she is. You'd think NeNe would have figured that out.

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