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The Real Housewives of Atlanta had Kandi Burruss "Save the Drama For Mama" but if Mama's not careful her wedding invite might get lost in the mail.

We break down all the Mama drama in THG's +/- review ...

Taking Care of Mama

Goodness knows Mama Joyce was always a little off but the woman was riding the crazy train on the latest Housewives. Minus 25.

Poor Kandi. Todd seems like a really good guy. He's stable and honest and he loves her. Plus 40.

But that's not enough for Mama Joyce. He's not a millionaire so he must be taking advantage of Kandi because in Mama's head that's just what men do.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got a little "Irked at Cirque" when they were told to have fun. We recap Kim's orders, Brandi's new love interest and Lisa's hair in our THG +/- review

But first…here's a gratuitous puppy picture. Plus 25.

Rumpy Puppy Love

Who can resist an adorable Golden Retriever puppy? Although Lisa's nickname of Rumpy Pumpy…that's questionable.

New girl Carlton gets to know Brandi Glanville a little better at an adult toy store. Plus 18 because one more spa day for these ladies would have bored me to tears.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta made us wonder if it was "Too Late to Apollo-Gize" or if anyone was even bothering to try? We recap all the half truths and straight out lies in our THG +/- review.

Not sure why Kandi Buress was playing super sleuth when it came to Kenya Moore and Apollo but it was a little weird. Minus 10. Seems like Kandi's got enough problems in her own family to be worrying so much about Phaedra's.

But she did make several good points. First of all, crazy Kenya needs to come up with a new saying because Gone With the Wind Fabulous is as tired as I am of Ms. Moore. 

Up In The Air

The two supposed girlfriends met for a different kind of workout that had Kenya quipping, "I'm no stranger to having my legs in the air upside down." 

Talk about TMI. Minus 22.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls had us wondering if there "Live's a Witch" in these hills. Several, actually and we recap each one in our THG +/- review.

If looks could kill then Kyle Richards would have flayed Brandi Glanville where she sat. Luckily it doesn't appear that Kyle holds any witchy powers…just bitchy ones. Minus 25.

If Looks Could Kill

If Brandi taught us anything it was that sometimes it's all in the delivery.

Such as breaking up with J.R. One moment she's telling him she wants them to be friends. The next she's ripping into him for going on a couples trip with his friends…and without her.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us "All In a Day's Twerk" and did we really need to go there? It was just one more surreal moment in the twirling saga of Kenya Moore. We recap it and the rest of the drama in our THG +/- review.

But let's start with NeNe Leakes. With The New Normal over will NeNe have to pick up a job as Molly the Maid?

Mopping the Floors

Minus 20. Not a chance. Cleaning houses, even her own, isn't on NeNe's agenda and does anyone doubt she'll land back on top before long?

As Kandi told Porsha, some days it rains and sometimes you hit a rainy season, but the sun will come out eventually.

Plus 23. Good advice and Porsha could certainly use it.

There was a really uncomfortable moment when Kandi asked if Kordell had ever hit Porsha and there was a long pause before we got an answer. Then Porsha said, "I don't think he would put his hands on me now." Does that mean that he's done it before?  Minus 50.

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The Real Housewives of Miami take the stage for the final time this season in their "Reunion Part 2" and why won't someone use their black magic to make it all go away…or at least turn down the volume. We recap it all in our THG +/- review.

This was the reunion show that went from silly to sad to pathetic. Plus 20 because that's a lot of ground to cover in just an hour.

A Little Black Magic

It was almost comical how each housewife turned on one another…and not in a good way.  They all came across as a bunch of crazy, evil witches with few exceptions.

Minus 33 to Joanna Krupa for that smarmy smile she was wearing after her personal makeup artist tore Lisa Hochstein apart back stage. Really Joanna, we thought you were better than that. Apparently we were wrong.

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The Real Housewives of Miami reunion could have been a lot of fun. Instead it was nothing but a lot of expensive dresses on some very shady ladies.

We break it all down in our THG +/- review.

Unhappy Housewives

During the season finale it felt like The Real Housewives of Miami had found some stable ground. Lisa and Joanna had made up. J

oanna and Adriana were working on things and even though Lea told Adriana they'd never be friends again, at least she was calm when she said it.

But if the finale was calm, the reunion show was like a Miami hurricane blowing through.

Plus 15. It starts out friendly enough. Lea Black tells Andy that all of her diamonds are real while Adriana actually manages to show up on time for a change.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a "Faint Chance" of being real friends (surprise, surprise) but the mean girls club looks like it's full up.

We break it all down in our THG +/- recap!

Lisa Vanderpump put it all out there when she went on Dancing With the Stars and the experience definitely had its ups and downs.

Dancing with Lisa

The upside:  She was able to basically make out with a hot, young guy while her husband watched from the sidelines. Plus 20.

The downside: She put herself out there for the mean girls to tear her apart.

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Sometimes family is just what you need and sometimes they need to be shown the door. The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us proof of that as the "Girl Code Breakers" needed to be told when to step back.

We recap it all in out THG +/- review....

Kandi's Had Enough

Poor Kandi.

She's got the guy. She's got the house. She's got a ring on her finger…and she's got a Mama who doesn't know when to keep her big mouth shut. Minus 30.

Seriously, what is wrong with Mama Joyce? If she knows something horrible about Todd, then just come out and say it. If not, she needs to take a big step back because who pays for what in Kandi's household is Kandi's business. She's not a child, she's a grown woman for Lord's sake.

But Joyce didn't know when to leave it alone. As if dragging Kandi's daughter Riley into this quarrel wasn't enough, she had to insult her daughter's engagement ring.

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The Real Housewives of Miami turned Joanna Krupa into "Mrs. Zago" this week... but it wasn't easy. We recap a wedding journey worthy of a hangover in THG's +/- review.

Joanna lamented being "stuck a rental car with these crazy bitches…" on a road trip from Las Vegas to San Diego. Maybe she should have thought about that before they decided to board that party bus. Minus 18.

Mr & Mrs. Zago

Could no one figure out how to set an alarm? The morning after was almost completely over by the time these party goers woke up…and missed their flight.

When panic set in it was Lea Black to the rescue. Plus 30. She rented an SUV and the ladies headed out on a high speed road trip.

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