Nosy Neighbor

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed there's "No Business Like Clothes Business" while bad taste can still be very expensive, indeed.

We break down the drunken breakups and unexpected makeups in THG's +/- review:

Can you feel the love? It's the ladies last night in Paris and the city of love was definitely rubbing off on our housewives. Plus 10. That doesn't happen often.

Brandi Glanville is actually making friends. She and Kim are half way to being BFFs as they bond over sobriety and Yolanda graces Brandi with a new pair of shoes.

Plus 15. Who would have seen that coming at the beginning of the season?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta proved the "Strip is a Trip" as we waited for the time bomb in the room to tick down to its inevitable explosion.

We break down who set the fuse and who went pop in our THG +/- review.

The ladies left Hollywood behind and headed off of to Vegas…via bus. Minus 12. Granted it was a nice bus but a bus ride all the same.

Smartest Housewife award goes to NeNe Leakes once again for ditching the bus and flying first class. Plus 20. I wouldn't have blamed her if she made up the excuse about working just so she could fly.

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"The Real Housewives of Paris Part Deux" managed to kill the romance in the city of love, unless you include a budding bromance.

We break down the surprising turns and best Segway tours in THG's +/- review.

The City of Love couldn't have looked more beautiful… or more cheesy than with the staged romantic moment between Mauricio and Kyle. Minus 12.

Their lock of love on the bridge felt so scripted it was hard to watch. It also proved what a short memory Kyle has when she said her husband's only romantic gestures were bringing her coffee or running a bath.

Did she forget the day he gave her a Maserati?!? Minus 10. I'll take that over a silly lock any day.

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Last night, when The Real Housewives of Atlanta visited L.A., we found out that "Peaches Don't Grow in Hollywood," they only visit.

And one housewife pulled out a "whole lot of bitch" with good reason. We recap the late night Fatburgers and pink thongs in our THG +/- review.
 

They can't say they weren't warned. Nene told Cynthia early on, "I got a little splash of crazy and a whole lot of bitch in me. " Little did she know she'd have to use it on more than just Phaedra and Kenya.

There weren't a lot of surprising moments in tonight's episode but one was enough. Plus 15 because it definitely brought the bitch out of Nene and the recipients deserved every verbal smackdown Ms. Leakes delivered.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls end up as "The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Un" as they head over seas to decide who should have a threesome.

We break down the bad decorating choices and and strange interventions in THG's +/- recap!

Turtle shells. Lots of turtle shells. So that's Faye's idea of decorating? Minus 16. How much do you think Kyle Richards paid her for that?

And I had to laugh when Kim decided they must mean good luck… or something. It certainly wasn't good luck for the turtles.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their "White Party Pooper" or was that just Adrienne Maloof leaving her mark on all the furniture?

We break down the bad tans and good nose jobs in THG's +/- recap!

I've got to call bs when I see it. Did anyone else notice that during Kyle and Kim's conversation with Taylor they switched phones?

First they're talking on a white phone, then an all silver one and then back to the white with no explanation. Yet it was all edited together to look like one long phone call. 

Minus 12. I know it's TV but that kind of editing leaves me wondering how real Taylor's drunken phone call really was.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Praise the Pageant." If only they would have taken the time for a dress rehearsal. We recap all the bloopers in THG's +/- review!

Cynthia throws her Miss Renaissance Pageant with lots of pushing and little polish. Minus 20. Perhaps a dress rehearsal or two would have helped.

Where to begin? 

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Only The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills could turn a civilized tea party into the "Game of Scones" but then again, it's not like they were drinking tea.

We break down the lies, cries, and alcohol infused innuendo on THG's +/- recap!

Before we get to the tea party, let's talk closets. It's the battle of the walk in closets and Kyle was the big loser. Minus 12.

Her clothes were overflowing and she had a cheap clothes rack she wheeled into the hallway. I expected more from a Beverly HIlls Housewife.

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Thank goodness The Real Housewives of Atlanta were all "Prayed Up" when the rule was that you're guilty until proven guilty. What?!? 

Let's recap the failings of both friendship and speech in THG's +/- review!

Porsha's planning hubby Kordell's birthday bash and she's showing off dresses to her family. This has to be the first time I've ever heard a mother tell her daughter that she needs to show more cleavage. Minus 10.

Momma says she needs to wear something so that her husband gets to see more of his wife at the party. Doesn't he get to see the whole package in private?

Porsha tries to do some party planning while handling 18 month old niece Jayden and she can't understand why the child won't stop crying.  Children love Porsha.

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On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls, Kyle didn't think "Kim Nose Best" but then again she never does.

We recap the shushing, screaming, and surgeries in our THG +/- review.

It's back to the stripper pole as the ladies of Beverly Hills are still in Vegas and at least Kyle and Lisa were having fun. Plus 10.

Brandi Glanville and Camille looked as though they have a pole in their bedrooms. Is this a new found talent or are they old pros?

Plus 18 for the pictures of Camile Grammer as a Club MTV Dancer. It's hard to find the right words to describe that huge 1988 hair.

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