The Real Housewives of Miami are back with "Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake." We recap the odd confrontations, commitment issues, and pirate ships in THG's +/- review.
Well, fake smiles hardly seem like an issue when so many other body parts are fake on the Housewives of Miami but we'll skip over that and head right to our update.
Elsa survived her collapse at the Food and Wine festival. She was sent home from the hospital with a clean bill of health. Plus 7. Her only concern was whether she looked like a lady when she hit the floor.
Adriana drops in for a visit and Elsa gives her an opinion on her relationship with Frederic. Frederic loves her more than she loves him and Adriana's still so scarred from her first marriage that she's not ready to get married.
Plus 10 because whether it's her psychic abilities or old fashioned common sense, Elsa is spot on.
Elsa's advice however leaves something to be desired. She tells Adriana to put her head on the right pillow and that's the one that's full of money. Minus 8. Money helps but it won't keep you from getting your heart crushed.
Later Frederic tells her he wants to marry her now but he's willing to wait. He really seems to love her. Adriana says she wants to wait until the boat is finished.