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It was "Midnight in the Garden of Tea and Shade" but it was hard to figure out what The Real Housewives of Atlanta were more upset about. We recap all the bugs, brawls, and bawling in our THG +/- review.

Honestly, you'd think Phaedra Parks was watching an ax murderer from the look on her face here…

Phaedra Shrieks

But we'll get back to that in a bit. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 9 could have been a Barbara Walters Special there were so many tears shed during the hour. I'm sure that Savannah mansion probably had to restock on Kleenex by the time the ladies were gone.

Minus 20 because as NeNe Leakes said, watching everyone crying their eyes out really wasn't a lot of fun.  Of course NeNe caused her share of the water works.

Did anyone else find it funny that NeNe was handing out parenting advice? 

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Yolanda Foster hosts her first dinner party of the season on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 8 and it's "She Hearts You, She Hearts You Not" but we recap where things get really freaky in our THG +/- review.

Carlton's Playroom

Yolanda's dinner parties are an event. The flowers are gorgeous, the meal looks delicious but it's the refrigerator that's to die for. Plus 15. The exceptional appliance even has its own Twitter account. 

For all the Fosters talk about etiquette, they could use a few lessons themselves. Carlton may have cancelled late but it wasn't exactly good manners to point that out to their other guests. Minus 18

Yolanda's silly little hearts for her "dream team" were just childish. Does any really believe she didn't realize who got a heart and who didn't? Minus 22. What a cutsie way to make some guests feel like the in crowd while giving others the message that they're not. 

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They finally make it to Savannah and The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 8 argue over "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" while Porsha Williams tries to figure out where the train went. We don't know whether to laugh or cry but we recap it all in our THG +/- review.

We pickup where we left off last week with the ladies on the bus to Savannah and talk about marriage makes Porsha cry so hard that her makeup is literally sliding off her face. - Minus 12.

Porsha Williams in Tears

Porsha's day goes from bad to worse. On the bus ride she seems to say that if a wife isn't having sex with her husband every day then she should expect him to cheat and "I feel that all wives should be submissive to the right person." Minus 33. 

Whoa. Apparently Kordell really had this girl trained. But if that's really what he wanted then why did he let her go?

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Escape to Bitch Mountain" and are hunted by squirrels on their Palm Springs adventure. We recap the wildlife encounters and Kim's panty twist in our THG +/- review.

OK, so the squirrels didn't actually attack on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 7 but come on ladies! If Carlton and company had any real respect for animals, they'd read the sign that says don't feed the wildlife. If one of the little rascals nipped you you'd be headed off for rabies shots.  

Minus 20 because I'm afraid you'd all look just as distraught as Brandi does here.

A Devastated Brandi

What's a Housewives trip without plenty of tears. First it was Kyle who sobbed because Brandi was mean to her. 

Then Yolanda ran to her rescue. Plus 16. Let the hug fest begin. 

But when Kyle cried, "I never had a problem with you. Never, I swear." I almost had to laugh. Could she be any more disingenuous?  She's been snarling at Yolanda and calling her a liar since last season's reunion show. Minus 13.

When Yolanda steps out Lisa walks in and the hugging continues…sort of. Somehow Kim Richards ends up in the room with her panties in a twist, literally. 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Savannah and it should be "Savann-No" because the trip is off the chain before it even gets started. We recap the extreme tardiness, how one Housewife fuels the flames, and how Kandi checks Momma Joyce in our THG +/- review

Honestly I wouldn't have blamed NeNe Leakes if she threw her hands in the air and called the whole trip off….

Hands In the Air

But we know that's not about to happen so let's start at the beginning of The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 7 as everyone has things to do before they get on their way. 

Like Kandi Burruss who heads over to Cynthia Bailey's to lament her Momma drama, figuring if anyone would understand it would be Cyntha. Plus 10.

But even Cynthia is bowled over by this level of family craziness. I love it when Kandi calls her Momma and her aunts "the old lady gang." Plus 23. That's exactly what they were as they tried to bully Carmon into leaving the bridal salon. 

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What happens when you mix The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Palm Springs Breakers" with a drunk Brandi Glanville? One hot mess in Palm Springs.

We break down the lesbian soft-porn and racist moments in THG's +/- review!

Carlton and Brandi Kiss

Was this the kind of girls' weekend Joyce was hoping for in Palm Springs?

Somehow I don't think Brandi and Carlton making out was on her list of things to do.

If that was all the happened it would have been a mildly entertaining trip. Unfortunately the antics didn't end there.

But let's start with the trip prep. 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us the saga of the "The Old Lady and the Shoe" but I wish Mama Joyce would just put her shoes back on and walk out the door. We recap the wedding dress drama in our THG +/- review.

But first Kandi Burruss takes the girls to a dance class to get them moving but Cynthia Bailey's sparkles nearly blinded me. Minus 15.

Dancing With the Housewives

Even worse was the close up of Phaedra Parks tummy. Minus 21. The woman just had a baby for goodness sake. 

But wait, they're not done. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed us the one real shooting "Star of the Family" and lots of dog poop and we break it all down in THG's +/- review.

Let's start with the star ...

Hollywood Star

Yolanda Foster's husband David earned himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Plus 50. That's a huge deal. 

The star is right next to Buddy Holly's and if that's not cool enough David is in the middle of producing an album with Stevie Wonder. 

But not everyone can be a star.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta had Kandi Burruss "Save the Drama For Mama" but if Mama's not careful her wedding invite might get lost in the mail.

We break down all the Mama drama in THG's +/- review ...

Taking Care of Mama

Goodness knows Mama Joyce was always a little off but the woman was riding the crazy train on the latest Housewives. Minus 25.

Poor Kandi. Todd seems like a really good guy. He's stable and honest and he loves her. Plus 40.

But that's not enough for Mama Joyce. He's not a millionaire so he must be taking advantage of Kandi because in Mama's head that's just what men do.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got a little "Irked at Cirque" when they were told to have fun. We recap Kim's orders, Brandi's new love interest and Lisa's hair in our THG +/- review

But first…here's a gratuitous puppy picture. Plus 25.

Rumpy Puppy Love

Who can resist an adorable Golden Retriever puppy? Although Lisa's nickname of Rumpy Pumpy…that's questionable.

New girl Carlton gets to know Brandi Glanville a little better at an adult toy store. Plus 18 because one more spa day for these ladies would have bored me to tears.

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