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HAHAHAHA. We're sorry, but one of our latest polls can now be closed. It's clear that Kim Kardashian is The Funniest Woman Alive.

During the taping of her interview on England's Alan Carr: Chatty Man (Kim is overseas to support fake boyfriend Kanye West on his tour), Kardashian was asked about her reputation for being famous just because... well, she's famous.

And we're still laughing over her response:

Alan Carr becomes the first white man to touch Kim Kardashian's rear end.

"It doesn't really bother me. I'm pretty realistic: I don't sing, I don't dance. I'm not that kind of celebrity. I don't think reality people get that much respect. I have to get people to like me for being me, not for a script that someone's written for me."

That joke doesn't even need a punchline. Instead, we'll just provide a link to the real reason Kim Kardashian is famous.

We're about to find out what happened before Carrie Bradshaw met Mr. Big or bought her first pair of Manolo Blahniks.

The Carrie Diaries will premiere this January on The CW. The series finds newcomer AnnaSophia Robb following in the very expensive footsteps of Sarah Jessica Parker, chronicling the life of Carrie in the 1980s, as a confused, insecure high school student in New York.

She's never even had sex when we first meet this Carrie! And she isn't living in the city, either! Watch the first extended preview now for The Carrie Diaries and then vote below:

WILL YOU WATCH THE CARRIE DIARIES?

NOTE: Our apologies, but Warner Bros. has requested we remove this trailer. We will re-publish it when permission is granted.

For the past few months, everything has seemed beyond hunky dory for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

They've been spotted holding hands, Rachel Barnes has said they are adorable, they kissed each other in front of 20,000 people at the Lakers game.

But then the following Tweet appeared on Bieber's account last night, sent out to over 21 million followers before quickly being deleted:

This is all the information we have at this time, but it's hard not to read something rather cryptic and Selena-related into those words, wouldn't you say?

Could Justin have been referring to Gomez when he told GQ this month that you simply can't trust anyone? We'll update this story as more news breaks.

Attention, men: Go ogle photos of Kate Upton nude. This one is for the ladies.

On June 29, Magic Mike will hit theaters. It's a film based on the past of one of its stars, Channing Tatum, who stripped for a living before striking it big in Hollywood. Yes, it's filled with hot men taking off their clothes.

And these hot men, as seen above, are featured in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly. There's Tatum, surrounded by True Blood werewolf Joe Manganiello, White Collar star Matt Bomer and non-stop bongo player Matthew McConaughey.

You know what we're gonna ask next, right? Study the hunks and decide: Whose stripper pole would you feel... if you know what we mean!

The day after another season of 30 Rock came to an end, the woman behind that genius NBC sitcom has reason to celebrate:

Tina Fey is 42 years old! Send in your birthday wishes now!

Fey, who gave birth to her second child last August, is a former head writer on Saturday Night Live and also a best-selling author. She will likely conclude 30 Rock following next year's seventh season and has not yet announced any plans beyond that run.

Also celebrating birthdays today: George Strait (60) Pope John Paul II (Posthumous), Reggie Jackson (66).

Who do you think is the funniest woman alive?

J. Alexander, Jay Manuel and Nigel Barker are out of America's Next Top Model. And now two new fashion industry heavyweights are in. We'll let host Tyra Banks deliver the news:

"Welcome the fab Johnny Wujek & fine Rob Evans to the CW's ANTM!" she Tweeted yesterday. "Excited for some cuh-ray-zee challenges. Start practicin' ur booty tooch!"

The CW, meanwhile, has confirmed that that Wujek - best known as Katy Perry's stylist -  will come on board a creative consultant on the long-running series; while model Evans will will sit with Kelly Cutrone on the judging panel.

The network also announced yesterday that ANTM will move to Friday nights in the fall, while viewers will have a major say for the first time.

"Twice a week, starting Thursday, May 24th, you'll be able to use our Voting App to rank and sound off on all 13 models' best photos," Banks wrote. "Your input will shape the competition and you'll be able to see it play out in the Fall. It's time for your voice to be heard; today on social media and soon on the show itself!"

I love you guys so much because you have the courage to have a dream.

That's what Steven Tyler told the remaining three American Idol contestants tonight. Alas, for one of Phillip Phillips, Jessica Sanchez and Joshua Ledet, the dream is now over. So... following a painful Ice Age 3 tie-in and a performance by Adam Lambert, who got voted out of season 11?

JOSHUA LEDET!

The talented crooner takes it very well and even brings his mom on stage as he sings farewell via "Man's Man's Man's World."

This leaves Jessica Sanchez, likely the best voice of the season, and Phillip Phillips, the obligatory cute-white-guy-with-a-guitar-who-wins-every-season, to square off on next week's finale.

Do you think Ledet deserved to be voted off?

Who will win American Idol?

Brooke Hogan may not have an inappropriate relationship with her father, but she is following in the Hulker's footsteps. His wrestling boot-strapped footsteps, we should say.

Sources confirm to TMZ that the former reality star/failed singer has signed a contract with TNA Wrestling - but she actually won't enter the squared circle.

Instead, oddly enough, Hogan will work new female wrestlers in the company, helping them develop characters, cut promos and enter with the right music. What qualifies Brooke for this position? Her last name. That's pretty much it.

"Brooke is such a great talent who's really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family," says TNA President Dixie Carter and, hey, it's not like the relationship could be any worse than the one Hogan has with her own family.

[Photo: WENN.com]

They won't be competing against each other, but it's nevertheless on between Duets and The X Factor.

On the ABC Upfront party red carpet this week, John Legend - one of the four singers who will be teaming up with amateurs across the country on the new singing competition - was asked about the new X Factor judges, Britney Spears and Demi Lovato, and replied:

"You know it's interesting. It should be very interesting. I don't have much to say," Legend told E! News. "It's interesting when people, you know, are judging singing competitions when they aren't really singers."

Ouch! Interesting is one diplomatic word for it, yes.

Robin Thicke, who will also appear on Duets, gave the young ladies some credit at least: "Oh come on, everything Britney does, she excels at. Demi is a lovely young lady, and I'm sure they'll do nothing but make the show a lot more fun to watch."

Which of these X Factor judges has you most excited?

History Channel star Mitchell Guist, who appeared on Swamp People alongside his brother and passed away following a fall from his boat, died of natural causes.

So states the official autopsy for Guist, E! News confirms, though Sheriff Mike Waguespack of the Assumption Parrish Sheriff's Department in Louisiana says "more details will be released when the final report is made" in four to five weeks.

Mitchell Guist died Monday at the age of 48.

Guist was pronounced dead at Teche Regional Hospital in Morgan City, not long after falling into the water from what appears to have been a cardiac incident of some kind.

He left behind his brother Glenn, a fellow alligator hunter on Swamp People.