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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Another Freak was lost on American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 7.

We ended last Wednesday’s installment with Jimmy set to rescue the twins at Dandy’s house, despite Gloria’s insistence that she “paid good money” and wasn’t about to give them up.

On this installment, Dot realized Dandy had invaded her privacy (diary style) and communicated via her mind with Bette, who told Dandy that she’s sorry, but she chooses her sister. She always chooses her sister.

Jimmy went back to the carnival grounds and simply told Elsa he’s singing Nirvana’s “Come As You Are” for patrons that night, whether she wants him to or not.

However, Dot lied about how they ended up at the Motts, placing Elsa uncomfortably in their debt. And placing some egg on Jimmy’s face in the process. She demanded half the box office and for Bette to become a comedienne.

But all isn't so bad for Jimmy: he's sleeping with Maggie and he has strong suspicions that Dandy is a nut job.

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Love had a lot to do with Arrow Season 3 Episode 7.

For starters, Carrie Cutter portrayed the Villain of the Week, but she didn’t want Oliver Queen dead. She wanted the exact opposite of that. She totally crushed on our titular masked hero.

This meant she would do anything for Arrow… and we do mean ANYthing, hence by Cupid couldn’t be the one to shoot Carrie with an arrow. It had to be, well… Arrow.

This was an interesting angle at first, but it did make Carrie into somewhat of a soft adversary. The storyline concluded with a fight scene that featured her kicking free a grate and sending the duo plummeting to the subway tracks below.

Of far more interest on the romantic side of things were the interactions between Felicity and Ray Palmer.

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With more and more women coming out over the past few days and accusing legendary comedian Bill Cosby of rape, Raven-Symone would like to go on record:

She is NOT one of them.

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The 28-year old actress, forever known as Olivia from The Cosby Show to fans of that classic sitcom, found herself entangled in the Cosby scandal today, with chatter around the Internet alleging Bill Cosby sexually assaulted her.

To that rumor, Symone had the following to say via Facebook:

“I was NOT taking advantage of by Mr. Cosby when I was on the Cosby Show! I was practically a baby on that show and this is truly a disgusting rumor that I want no part of! Everyone on that show treated me with nothing but kindness. Now keep me out of this!”

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According to the latest issue of Life & Style, wedding bells will soon be ringing...

... for both Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian!

Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Cover

The cover story claims Kris Jenner has struck a television deal for both her daughters to get married at the same time, with Kourtney supposedly exchanging vows with Scott Disick and Khloe with French Montana.

Why did Kourtney finally say yes to Scott after eight years of dating? What happened the night Montana proposed to Khloe?

The tabloid says it will reveal all to anyone who opens its pages. Via a series of anonymous, totally real sources, we have no doubt.

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Gia Giudice has a message for anyone who wants to send a message of sympathy to her and her infamous family:

Thanks, but no thanks!

The 13-year old daughter of Teresa Giudice - who folks often see when they watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online - spoke to Access Hollywood about her parents' impending prison sentences this week and sang a positive tune.

Two Giudices

"Obviously any news that is hurtful or horrible to hear is so upsetting," Gia said. "But my family is probably one of the strongest families I know, so we'll get through this. It's gonna be fine. And when it's over, we're gonna be better than ever."

It begins early next month when Teresa Giudice begins serving a 15-month jail term for multiple counts of financial fraud.

After she is set free, husband Joe Giudice will serve 41 months behind bars.

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Miley Cyrus has taken a break from trolling Kim Kardashian to remove her shirt and dance all around with a giant teddy bear.

Yes, again.

The superstar is featured in a new ad campaign for Golden Lady, an Italy-based hosiery company, as the 30-second spot features Miley scarring this stuffed animal for life by licking it and fondling it while wearing nothing but some pasties, pumps and colorful tights.

Sounds about right for Miley Cyrus, doesn't it?

The commercial is set to Miley’s 2013 track "#GETITRIGHT," which contains lyrics such as "You're sexy, sexy/I got things I want to do to you/Make me, make me/Make my tongue just go do-do-do."

These days, however, Cyrus is likely making those lyrics into a reality with Patrick Schwarzenegger, the new young man on her arm and, we presume, in her bed.

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In an interview with an Australian news program this week, Kim Kardashian said she posed naked for Paper Magazine as a quasi present for herself.

Simply put, "I did [them]" for me," Kardashian told The Project host and audience.

On a related note, speaking to Australia's 2DayFM's Breakfast show today, Kim reiterated this point, alleging that Kris Jenner wasn’t even aware of the shoot until her daughter informed her.

Kim Kardashian and Some Cleavage

"She does [manage me], but I'm pretty in control of my career," Kardashian said of her mother. "Everyone thinks she's this mastermind and tells us what to do and where to go."

But Kim claims this isn't true... with the exception, we presume, of the Kim Kardashian sex tape. And Kim's Playboy spread. And Kim's marriage to Kris Humpries.

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Over the past several months, we've documented cases of multiple woman who bill themselves as Human Barbie, from Lacey Wildd to Valeria Lukyanova.

But now Nickolay Lamm has come out with a Barbie doll that is shaped like an actual human, as the artist hopes it will set a far better example for young women around the globe.

The former graphic designer created the Lammily doll (aka Normal Barbie) with the dimensions of an average 19-year old woman.

Moreover, as seen below, the toy comes with cellulite, acne and freckle stickers that can be tacked on to represent the quirks or imperfections that most women possess.

Normal Barbie

“Parents and their kids were emailing and asking where they could buy the ‘Normal Barbie’ — but they didn’t exist,” Lamm says of his inspiration behind the doll.

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The Ice Queen is about to melt away from Once Upon a Time Season 4.

It's been known since her debut that Elizabeth Mitchell would not stick around on this ABC drama past the calendar year, but producers have only just now confirmed who will take her place as the lead Once Upon a Time villain.

FIRST, Kristin Bauer van Straten will reprise her role as Maleficent, the Mistress of All Evil from Sleeping Beauty.

SECOND, Victoria Smurfit will portray Cruella de Vil, though we assume no real dalmatians will be harmed in the process of her role.

THIRD, Entertainment Weekly has confirmed that Merrin Dungey - best known for her role as Francie Calfo on Alias - will come on board as The Little Mermaid’s Ursula.

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What happens when the fastest man alive suddenly slows.... way... down?

That question will be asked and answered on The Flash Season 1 Episode 7.

Appropriately titled “Power Outage,” next Tuesday’s installment of this CW drama will bring The Clock King over from Arrow and also find The Flash going up against meta-human Blackout.

During their battle, this villain will siphon all of Barry’s super speed, causing Dr. Wells, Caitlin and Cisco to do all they can in order to reverse this effect.

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