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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Sadly, Ray J may soon not be known as just the man at the center of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

The singer/amateur porn director has been charged with 10 crimes in relation to the May incident in which he allegedly got wasted... spit on police officers... and kicked out the window of a police cruiser.

The craziness went down at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel and Ray J claims he only kicked out the glass because he's claustrophobic.

Now, law enforcement officials confirm to TMZ that Ray J has been charged with sexual battery for brushing up against a woman’s rear end that evening, even though cops said at the time this contact was “incidental.”

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Sometimes, one makes perfect use of Pinterest. Such as when one uses one's girlfriend's Pinterest account to plan the ideal proposal.

Other times, one tries to recreate an adorable pregnancy pose alongside one's daughter... and fails miserably.

And as appreciative as the girlfriend in the aforementioned first example must have been that her man got it right, let's face it: failure is a lot funnier than success.

Especially when that failure involves food items that look nothing at all like the original recipe one is trying to copy.

A for effort? And maybe even for taste? Absolutely. But the lowest grade possible for the actual appearance of these non-delicacies. Better luck next time, Pinterest users.

Nailed it?
We mean... as long as there are Rice Krispies and sugar involved, this likely still tastes good.

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Zach Braff wants to be clear:

Yes, he's at the center of one of Hollywood's most beloved bromances.

But, no, he's never been involved in a certain rumored romance.

In a chat with Howard Stern today, Braff was asked if he has ever dated Taylor Swift, responding in the extreme negative and taking a swipe at the celebrity gossip rumor mill in the process.

  • Zach Braff Red Carpet Photo
  • Taylor Swift in Japan

"I've met Taylor a few times and she's a sweet girl...but that was all Internet bulls--t," the ex-Scrubs star said. "They [the tabloids] said I was dating her, I met her twice, she's a cool girl, but I was not dating her."

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Sorry, Saint Bernard who tried to befriend this cat. You may not wanna watch the following video.

Don't take it personally, but the kitten featured in the footage below is quite receptive to the gentle kisses being licked upon him by a most unexpected source: a deer.

No, really!

It's as adorable as it is surprising, as one of nature's cuter animals take very kindly to one of man's cutest pets. See them bond peacefully her:

Is this the cutest cat video we've ever seen?

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If only, random IMAX movie theater. If only...

With this summer set to be the lowest-grossing summer in the recent history of cinema, at least one theater has found a way to draw in attendees: is anyone interested in seeing a Transformers Sex Tape?!?

Perhaps the only amateur porn that would rake in more money than the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, we're sorry to report that a Transformers Sex Tape does not actually exist.

But the new Transformers movie does. And so does the terribly reviewed Sex Tape.

Put them together and you get our favorite marquee of the year:

Transformers Sex Tape Sign

Pretty classic stuff. The real question, of course, is this: 

Would you watch a Transformers Sex Tape?

 

However you feel about Transformers hypothetically getting freaky on film, check out some other names that read differently when put together ...

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Farrah Franklin has once again been arrested for disorderly conduct.

The former Destiny's Child member, who spent five months as part of that group in 2011, was booked on this charge in 2011 and then allegedly had herself a seriously wild and crazy evening this part Saturday.

Farrah Franklin Mug Shot, Take 2!

Police tell TMZ that Franklin spent most of the night partying with NFL players and Da'Quan Bowers and Ricky Sapp.

The trip went back to Sapp’s apartment in Myrtle Beach, where the two were grew suspicious of how long Franklin would spend in the bathroom - and then grew concerned when she reportedly went a tad crazy.

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Yup. Justin Bieber remains a moron.

The singer partied so hard this weekend that police were called FOUR TIMES to his Beverly Hills condo in response to noise complaints.

According to TMZ sources, law enforcement officials showed up on the scene of Justin’s rooftop shindig at 8:30 PM, 12:50 AM, 1:50 AM and 3:00 AM.

Bieber did not receive any kind of citation because he complied each time and turned the music down.

Justin Bieber Underwear Selfie

However, the story doesn't end there.

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We may mock Kim Kardashian for constantly posting photos of herself in a bikini and in the gym.

But at least the reality star's penchant for self-portraits has never landed her in the slammer.

The same cannot be said of 27-year-old Danielle Saxton, a resident of southern Illinois who allegedly stole a leopard-print dress from Mortie's Boutique in West Frankfort on July 11.

The store's owner posted about the stolen item on Facebook and, in a matter of hours, multiple users contacted him after seeing that Saxton had posted a selfie… IN THE STOLEN DRESS!

Saxton was arrested on misdemeanor retail theft charges and is free on her own recognizance, but should really be sentenced to life behind bars for sheer and utter stupidity.

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We've done it. We've found the one video cuter than a dog teaching a baby how to crawl.

It also involves a dog and a baby, but this time the canine starts by acting all mischievous, stealing a toy from his tiny owner and causing him to cry uncontrollably.

Upon realizing what he's done, however, the dog feels so guilty that he proceeds to bring the baby EVERY TOY HE POSSIBLY CAN.

This serve to quell the waterworks - and to cause every viewer's heart to melt multiple times over. Watch and prepare to smile like crazy right now:

We may never stop watching this video.

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Sit back and get comfortable, THGers.

Kanye West is featured in the August issue of GQ, touching on topics with the magazine that range from his wedding to his baby to... the movie Step Brothers?

He also gushes over Kim Kardashian, comparing his wife to a “fighter jet or dinosaur” because someone with her “body,” “face,” “style,” “money” and kindness is so “rarely seen.”

This is Kanye West at his best/most utterly ridiculous. Scroll down for his take on a myriad of issues now...

Kanye West in GQ

ON HIS TEMPER: I'm not a shark. I'm a blowfish...People have me pinned as a shark or a predator in some way, and in no way am I that. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone. I want to defend people. I want to help people.

ON A SCATHING KIMYE WEDDING REPORT: For the person that wrote that, were they involved with anything last year that was as culturally significant as the Yeezus tour or that album? They didn't even talk there about the photographs, or the dress, or Andrea Bocelli singing, or the marble tables.

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