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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Forget that pesky war in Iraq. It's a good thing Congress is focusing on what's really important:

Such as America Ferrera.

The New Ugly Betty

The Ugly Betty star, already honored at the Golden Globes, was recognized by a attention-seeking, misguided Congresswomen this week.

Hilda L. Solis (D-Calif.) took to the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives on Wednesday to publicly salute Ferrera, 22, for her Globe win and for raising the profile of Latinos in popular culture.

"Madame Speaker, I rise today to congratulate America Ferrera for winning the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy for her work in the ABC show Ugly Betty," Solis said.

It's a good thing she didn't come in second. No way Ferrera would be a role model in that case.

"I commend America and everyone involved in Ugly Betty for helping to break down stereotypes and provide a role model for young Latinas," Solis added.

Look, we're big fans of Ferrera and all, but is this really the best use of Congress' time? Will it weigh in on the Angelina Jolie/Ryan Seacrest feud next? What about showing its support for all Sadie Murray has been through?

Solis is serving her third term in the House. She represents California's 32nd Congressional District and needs to find a better way to assist her constituents.

Otherwise, look for Isaac Cohen to soon be lauded for being a gentleman.

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To paraphrase his signature sign-off, Ryan Seacrest is out ... of patience for a certain beautiful actress.

E!'s resident red carpet monkey and host of American Idol was candid about his reaction to being brushed off during an interview before the Golden Globe Awards over the weekend.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Golden Globes

On his KIIS-FM radio show in L.A. on yesterday morning, the metrosexual was simply none too pleased with Angelina Jolie.

"I asked her four questions and she didn't even answer me," he said. "I literally stood there and tried to ask a couple of questions. At one point I just kind of let the E! microphone sit in front of her for a second to see if she was going to acknowledge it, and she clearly wanted nothing to do with me or my question or my answer or any of it."

Seacrest had nothing but nice things to say about, Brad Pitt, however. He was standing next to his baby's momma throughout the awkward interview.

"Brad was fantastic."

He continued: "I think doing good is fantastic. A lot of people are benefiting around the world from their doing of all of these nobles things. But smile."

Cohost Ellen K then came to Angie's defense saying: "Well, she has said that she finds all these award shows a waste of time and money."

"Well then don't go," Seacrest shot back. "Don't go. Don't go support your man. Don't go."

The man does make a point. Part of being famous involves putting on a fake smile and spouting cliches into a microphone.

Or making a sex tape, if you're Kim Kardashian.

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We hope this doesn't mean the end of crotch shots and non-stop sexual liasons.

But Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab.

Hair Blower

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," she said in an actually mature, sensible statement.

"I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

A source close to the actress told People magazine: "Lindsay is in a very positive frame of mind and is looking forward to making a positive change in her life."

We assume new boy toy, Joe Francis, supports the decision.

In December, Lohan admitted was was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and felt better when sober.

"I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that," Lindsay said at the time.

Darn right you do. You gotta be a role model to sister, Ali Lohan. A drunken firecrotch can only teach so many lessons.

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In a previous post, we wrote the following headline: Kim Kardashian sex tape rumors make the rounds.

Looks like we can cross out the word rumors now, readers. There we go.

Sad Kardashians

In a conversation with TMZ, Kardashian claims that she has nothing to do with the sale of a raunchy sex tape ... but doesn't deny its existence. And that's good enough for us to count it as fact.

"There is no tape being shopped" Kim said. "Ray J and I remain friends, and there is nothing he would do to spite me."

Ray J, of course, is Brandy's brother and Kardashian's ex. They reportedly made a tape during their relationship that is being shopped to several adult video companies. Somehow, David Hans Schmidt does not seem to be involved.

One source, who has seen the tape, claims it features oral sex and water sports.

We wonder if this makes it any different than the Keeley Hazell sex tape.

Kardashian claims that word of the sex tape first spread after Ray J left a note on her MySpace page saying:

"Let's show the world our sex tape."

That does pretty much sum it up, yes.

Kim's best friend, Paris Hilton, really got this whole celebrity sex tape thing started a few years ago.

Can you blame Kardashian for wanting to keep up?

We certainly can't.

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... if you know what we mean!

Indeed, Gisele Bundchen appears to have gone from a star of the big screen to a star of the pig skin.

Gisele Waves

The ex-girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio has latched on to - at least - the golden arm of New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady. She was seen waiting outside the team's locker room after its playoff victory over the Chargers on Sunday.

Brady, of course, recently split with hot actress, Bridget Moynahan.

Often compared with New York Yankees shortstop, Derek Jeter, the quarterback knew he had to nab a new babe in order to compete with Jessica Biel. Gisele does fit that bill.

She had previously been linked with Josh Hartnett, but obviously deserves a much better looking, more famous mate. We hope these two have lots of cute babies together!

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Looks like you may have some competition soon, Oprah Winfrey.

The former body guard of Jerry Springer is coming to get you and all other talk show hosts. We'd run and hide if we were you.

After all, we've seen Steve Wilkos in action.

The guy means business. Just read his quote in regard to the new program:

"I really like helping people."

The former Marine and cop, will offer advice and "dole out his own version of justice" on the as-yet-untitled show, distributor NBC Universal Domestic Television Distribution said yesterday.

If it's anything like Anna Nicole Smith justice, the world is in trouble.

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We didn't even know Luke Perry was still alive, let alone dating an Oscar-winning actress.

But reports state that the Beverly Hills, 90210 star has been out on the town with Renee Zellweger.

Bradley and Renee: The Betrayal

The actress, of course, is known best for three things:

1. Having a scrunchy face
2. Starring in period films
3. Looking like Ellen Pompeo

In the past, Zellweger was married to country star Kenny Chesney, while Perry was linked with Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor.

We wonder how Tori Spelling feels about this pairing.

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But not in the good way.

Despite having chatted politely during the Golden Globe Awards ceremony earlier this week, the former couple had a run-in later in the night.

Justin Randall Timberlake

Both Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz were present at a party hosted by Prince and the evening started off smoothly enough at the Beverly Wilshire hotel.

According to witnesses, Timberlake was then talking to hottie Jessica Biel when Diaz approached. Jess stepped away - to give them space and fantasize about Derek Jeter, we imagine - as the former flames had a serious exchange.

Diaz walked away, Timberlake followed, and the two were soon spotted engaged in an intense 40-minute face-off in a side room.

Reportedly, JT slammed his fist down after the argument was over. We're not sure why Diaz would be mad Justin was talking to Biel. After all, Scarlett Johansson is the one he's bringing sexy back with.

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Apparently they're just giving these things away now. Fortunately, at least, that's gotta mean The Hollywood Gossip will receive one soon.

Despite being nothing more than a real estate mogul in a world obsessed with reality TV, Donald Trump received the 2,327th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday.

Donald Trump Profile

He'd probably want to us to mention that Rosie O'Donnell doesn't have one yet.

Surrounded by family and friends, The Donald thanked the crowd and opined about his experience on The Apprentice, saying, "It really has been a special moment in my life."

Firing people always is, Don. You'd know after your unceremonious dumping of Katie Rees.

Mark Burnett, creator of The Apprentice, had some words about his good friend that danced around the feud with Rosie.

"There's two things to know about Donald," Burnett said. "If you're his friend, he'll go to war for you. But never become his enemy. You never want to become this man's enemy because he'll get you."

But will he call you a "fairy," like Melissa Joan Hart will?

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We often joke about Anna Nicole Smith.

After all, have you seen any of these pictures?

Playboy Bunny

But the fact that the Coroner in the Bahamas will conduct a formal inquest into the death of her son, Daniel, isn't very funny. TMZ has even learned one of the witnesses will testify that Howard K. Stern gave Anna's son one of the drugs that killed him.

The inquest will be held on March 26.

More than 20 witnesses will be called in the case, including Smith and Stern.

A source in the coroner's office says one of the witnesses will testify that Stern allegedly gave Daniel Smith methadone. Moreover, the witness will testify that Stern flushed the remaining methadone down the toilet after Daniel died.

The coroner made a quick decision to hold the inquiry after getting the police file on the case last Friday. Meanwhile, a paternity test to determine the real father of Dannielyn Hope Marshall Stern is due by January 23.

What a sad mess.

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