Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Earlier today, The Hollywood Gossip staff had the temerity to refer to Perez Hilton as "uncreative and unfunny."

In response, defenders of the blogger have pointed to jealousy as the obvious reason why we'd call Hilton out. One of his fans said we were meaner than Perez. We wonder if this same individual also thinks John McCain is running a better campaign than Barack Obama.

To back up our claim that Perez Hilton is an unoriginal (mean-spirited!) hack, let's take a post from his site today. It refers to the ongoing romance between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

Hilton - the photoshopping, hilarious genius that he is - has written the word "Dykons" across the top of a photo. Does a Perez apologist care to tell us what makes that kind-hearted and humorous?

We don't question Perez Hilton's popularity; we question the quality of the posts made by this self-serving blogger.

Moreover, every time Perez Hilton mentions Samantha Ronson, he spells her first name "SaMAN." Get it, readers?!? Because, see, she's gay and she looks like a man. It sure takes a lot of effort to think of that.

Perhaps when Perez comes up with an extensive celebrity photo gallery - complete with a ratings system! - his readers can accuse our staff of slacking off.

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Why is Monique Coleman working out with such intensity in the photos below?

Because she's sick and tired of running behind Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale when it comes to High School Musical popularity! Those adorable actresses have received far more publicity for their roles in this franchise.

As you can tell, though, Coleman isn't gonna take it anymore!

You go, Monique Coleman! Click on the following images of this actress for more shots of her in action:

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Michael Lohan is a law-breaking lesbian hater.

The father of Lindsay Lohan, who spent time in prison, recently told MSNBC's The Scoop that he wants his daughter to "to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path."

But if that means rumors of her impending nuptials to Samantha Ronson are true, well, count Michael out.

“I haven’t heard anything from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask," he said.

While Jesus may not believe in gay marriage, he does apparently believe in cell phones strapped to one's waist. After all, they may be calling you back to the loony bin any day now, right, Michael?

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Yes, there's gonna be a 3-D concert movie about The Jonas Brothers, scheduled to be released in 2009.

But the handsome trio also recently told Entertainment Weekly that a Camp Rock sequel is planned.

“We’ve been looking into scheduling when we can do that because we’ve been busy with touring, but we would love to,” Joe Jonas said. “The success from the first one - we did not expect that at all, and the possibility of a second movie would be great."

The Disney Channel’s Camp Rock film and soundtrack have come close to reaching the levels of High School Musical. Almost nine million viewers tuned in for the first airing of the movie, while the album has sold a 707,000 units in its first six weeks.

Joe Jonas hinted that the Camp Rock 2 might focus on a rival camp. Allow us to make a suggestion along those lines:

The Jonas Brothers versus The Olsen Sisters!

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This is weak.

We remember the days when a Katie Price nude shot was a work of exposed art, a fine effort by the British lingerie model to attract attention and milk every milisecond of her 15 minutes of fame.

Katie Price, Breasts

Now? It's like Price doesn't even care anymore.

There's no enthusiasm behind her flashing, no come hither expression, no chance of her being able to operate heavy machinery under her following state..

The weight of the world - and her monstrous fake boobs - is taking a physical toll on Katie Price.

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